Dr. Weir:
[describing how the Event Horizon functions] The ship doesn't really go faster than light; what it does is it creates a dimensional gateway that allows it to jump instantaneously from one point of the universe to another light years away.
Lt. Starck, Executive Officer:
How?
Dr. Weir:
[stammering] Well, that's - that's difficult to - it's all math...
Miller:
Try us, Doctor.
Dr. Weir:
Right. Well, um, using layman's terms... Use a retaining magnetic field to focus a narrow beam of gravitons - these, in turn, fold space-time consistent with Weyl tensor dynamics until the space-time curvature becomes infinitely large, and you produce a singularity. Now, the singularity...
Miller:
[interrupting] "Layman's terms"?
Cooper:
Well, fuck layman's terms! Do you speak English?
Tobias Fünke:
Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke:
Yes, that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1, 100.
Carl Weathers:
Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke:
[pause] I think I'd like my money back.
Crush:
Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude? [Marlin wakes up]
Crush:
Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin:
Oh... What happened?
Crush:
Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin:
What are you talking about?
Crush:
You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin:
Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush:
Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin:
So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush:
Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin:
Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush:
[laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
