Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to. 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts. Let's just keep it that way for a while. 

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 From the slope of Haleakala, the Old Broad watched the activity in the channel with a two-hundred-power celestial telescope and a pair of  

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a, 

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 She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an advertisement for a particularly rigid laundry detergent - Bumstick Go-Be-Bright, perhaps 

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 The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping overhead like epileptic dust mops. 

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 Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the national consciousness.  

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 What are you working on? 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 [Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it tends to be found in the New Age music section, as well as in tropical waters...) 

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 Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. 

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 [Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.

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 [Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and watch a lot of TV just to get stupid enough to function in the modern world again. 

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