Charlize Theron  - Quotes

 I've always said that I worry about being with a man who doesn't flirt. 

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Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it. 

Tags: flirting   humor   marriage     
The Wedding Singer  - Quotes

 Robbie:
[Robbie notices Julia's fiancee is flirting with another woman across the room, so he tries to provoke him to talk] That is one fine piece of ass right there, hm?
Glenn:
That's Grade A top choice meat!
Robbie:
Yeah, I'd just like to bite right through that thing, arg!
Glenn:
[Glenn starts laughing in agreement]
Robbie:
Yeah but we can't get chicks like that now. We're too old.
Glenn:
Speak for yourself, man. I can still get chicks like that.
Robbie:
Not that hot right?
Glenn:
Gotten hotter.
Robbie:
Ten years ago!
Glenn:
Try ten *days* ago.
Robbie:
Really... As hot as that?
Glenn:
Hotter, and younger.
Robbie:
How do you do it, man? I mean how do you do it without getting caught?
Glenn:
Julia's completely preoccupied with the wedding. She doesn't know what's going on.
Robbie:
Yeah, but you know what sucks though? Once you get married, the party's over, right?
Glenn:
I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.
 



Adaptation.  - Quotes

 Charlie Kaufman:
There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window. You were talking to Sarah Marsh.
Donald Kaufman:
Oh, God. I was so in love with her.
Charlie Kaufman:
I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was being really sweet to you.
Donald Kaufman:
I remember that.
Charlie Kaufman:
Then, when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. And it was like they were laughing at *me*. You didn't know at all. You seemed so happy.
Donald Kaufman:
I knew. I heard them.
Charlie Kaufman:
How come you looked so happy?
Donald Kaufman:
I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want.
Charlie Kaufman:
But she thought you were pathetic.
Donald Kaufman:
That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago.
Donald Kaufman:
Whats up?
Charlie Kaufman:
Thank you.
Donald Kaufman:
For what?
 

Plump Fiction  - Quotes

 Vallory Cox:
Are you flirting with me?
 

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Beat the Devil  - Quotes

 
[Flirting with the driver]
Devil:
Well, you don't like, girls, do ya?
Driver:
I do, actually. [pause]
Devil:
Really? That's awful. You don't know what you're missing.
 

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Battlestar Galactica  - Quotes

 Adama:
[watching Dualla and Keikeya flirting across the bridge] They better start having babies.
Tigh:
Is that an order?
 

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Conversations with Other Women  - Quotes

 Woman:
Tell me, how old is umm... Sarah the Dancer.
Man:
Oh, she's a... she's a college graduate.
Woman:
Her age?
Man:
She's a recent college graduate.
Woman:
Yeah, like 21.
Man:
22. [Woman walks away. Man follows]
Man:
But she's 23 on August the 12th!
Woman:
23 on August the 12th... Well, that's a beautiful age.
Man:
Why would you wanna know?
Woman:
You know why I wanted to know.
Man:
Maybe I do. Say it anyway.
Woman:
I wanted to know because I wanted to know. I wanted know if you were flirting with me.
Man:
What does Sarah's age have to do with it?
Woman:
I am the same age as you, I think, and a man, my age, who prefers 23 on August the 12th might not flirt with someone who is... lets just say 15 years past 23 on August the 12th.
 

J.K. Rowling  - Quotes

 Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped her survival suit and tied the sleeves around her waist so she could move more freely. Nate said,  

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Eoin Colfer  - Quotes

 Orion: You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.

This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
 

Tags: flirting   humor   love   orion     


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