Ian Breckel: Well, where are you from back in the states then, huh? Jack Conrad: Alaska Ian Breckel: Alasks. Whereabouts? Jack Conrad: About 80 miles north of Anchorage. Little fishing town. You probably heard of it. It's called Fuck Your Mama.
Captain Miller: Private, I'm afraid I have some bad news for ya. Well, there isn't any real easy way to say this, so, uh, so I'll just say it. Your brothers are dead. We have, uh, orders to come get you, 'cause you're going home. Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: [starts sobbing] Oh, my God, my brothers are dead. I was gonna take 'em fishing when we got home. How - How did they die? Captain Miller: They were killed in action. Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: No, that can't be. They're both - That... That can't be. My brothers are still in grammar school. Captain Miller: You're James Ryan? Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: Yeah. Captain Miller: James Francis Ryan from Iowa? Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: James Frederick Ryan, Minnesota. [the whole crew looks embarrassed] Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: Well, does that - does that mean my brothers are OK? Captain Miller: Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
Marty Bach: [on a cell phone conversation] Marty Bach, how can I help you? Bridget Klein: Marty, hi. It's Bridget Klein. Look, we're going with a story tomorrow about a settlement in the U-North defoliant case. Do you want to comment? Marty Bach: The case you're referring to is now as it has been for the last six years: Pending and unresolved. Until such time as our client has their day in court, and the plantiffs come to their senses and drop the suit, I'll have nothing of value to tell you. Bridget Klein: Come on Marty, you're closing the U-North case, you're settling it, I know that. Okay? I know you're up there with like 600 people jamming this thing through. Marty Bach: Well, here's what I know: Your deadline was twenty minutes ago. So either you're fishing for a story, or you're trying to get out of writing a retraction. In either case I wish you the best of luck. [he hangs up] Marty Bach: Where the fuck is Karen Crowder?
Wade: The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong. Jake: I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay? Melanie Carmichael: Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it! Jake: What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard... totally her! Melanie Carmichael: Like I could tip a cow... by myself! Jake: Wade, isn't there some outstanding for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond? Melanie Carmichael: [horrified realizing what he meant] OH!
Aaron, Ben: [singing] Walking and hiking and fishing and fighting to keep our survival without nature's reprisal over 80 whole mi-eles and woah... no human's ever done that before.
[Headmaster Trask drives into the Baird School driveway in his brand-new Jaguar. He gets out, to hear a voice on a loudspeaker] Jimmy Jameson: [on loudspeaker, but unidentified] Mister Trask is our fearless leader. [students hear this and gather, looking on at Trask] Jimmy Jameson: A man of learning, a voracious reader. He can recite "The Iliad" in ancient Greek, while fishing for trout in a rippling creek. Trent Potter: [Trask grins slightly, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from] Endowed with wisdom, of judgement sound, nevertheless about him, the questions abound. [We now see the same three Baird guys who set up this prank the night before; Harry opens the valve to an oxygen tank connected to a large balloon on a lamppost as Trent passes the microphone to him] Harry Havemeyer: How does Mister Trask make such wonderful deals? Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels? He wasn't conniving, he wasn't crass... he merely puckered his lips... and kissed their ass! [balloon spins around to reveal a cartoon bearing the words being spoken; the students laugh and mock Trask] Harry Havemeyer: [Trask pulls out his car keys and opens the Jaguar door, then jumps up to try to pop the balloon with the key. He misses on the first try. On the second try, he succeeds, and a flood of white paint splashes down onto him and all over the car. The students applaud loudly and shout obscenities at him as this catastrophe concludes with Trask kicking the car door closed and attempting to dry his face with handkerchief]
[Mumble has dived off a cliff to pursue the "alien" fishing boat] Lovelace: I'm gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after you're dead and gone!
Grandma Spankenheimer: [about the inflatable tree] Where's the jabbing yourself with pine needles? Hanging ornaments? The old fashioned smell of a genuine Douglass Fur? Grandpa Spankenheimer: If you want old fashioned smells, I'll get my fishing boots.
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: Let me tell you something, Sonny... one day when this is all over, you, me, and your pop are going to rent us a fishing boat, and catch us the biggest fish that ever swam the seas. And I'm not talking goldfish, either. Sonny Storm: The last time I went fishing with Pop, we caught an old tire. Lt. Kevin O'Malley: [laughs] Not this time, Sonny. We're going to get us a big fat tuna.
Steve Zissou: Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.
Arthur Johnson: Listen, I've been around this shiny blue marble a few times and i've never met a unisex person. You're an innie or an outie understand? You either got a fishing hole or a fishing pole.It's franks and beans or fish taco, Capiche?
Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him. [points at Nemo] Nemo: But bigger. Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me. [Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see] Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!
Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Your client, Mr. Lee, he made his first payment. Matt Murdock: Oh, that's great, you should be very happy. Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Yeah, it's fantastic. He paid in fluke. Fluke is a fish, Matt. Did you know that? Because I sure as hell didn't. Matt Murdock: Mr. Lee is a good man, and he... he doesn't have a lot of money, and he goes fishing on the weekends, so I guess that's... Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Yeah, well, I go salsa dancing on the weekends, but I don't shake my ass to pay my phone bill, you know what I'm sayin'?
[Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max] Stan Lloyd: Don't you want me to coat everything? [Max's fishing pole starts to move] Max Burdett: My pole! Stan Lloyd: No way, man! I'm only doing your back!
Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me? Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.
James Bond: I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q? Q: Oh, pipe down, 007! James Bond: Was it something I said? Q: No, something you destroyed. My fishing boat! For my retirement, away from you!
Henry: [Holding the hand of a corpse just fished out of the lake with a fishing lure dangling from it] I'm surprised you caught anything with this lure!
Old Salt in Fishing Village: Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads!
Grant Sykes: This whole trip is gonna be like deep sea fishing in Florida. You pay seven-hundred bucks for a boat, sit on your can out in the ocean. Crew jumps around, screams, points, throws out fish bait, you catch nothing.
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