Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny  - Quotes

 JB:
[narrating in song] A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo / There lived a humble family religious through and through / But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do / His name was young JB and he refused to step in line / A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time / He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align... [young JB enters playing a guitar]
Lil' JB:
[singing] Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave / Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade / 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalye sing fuckaloo / And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too / Gotta get it on in the party zone / I gotsta shoot a load in party zone / Gotta lick a toad in the party zone / Gotta suck a choad in the party zone! [Jack's father takes him to his room and spanks him with his belt. A guitar riff is heard starting]
Jack's Father:
[singing] You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born? / Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more / This music that you've played for us comes from the depths of Hell / Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. [begins to tear down JB's rock 'n' roll posters]
Jack's Father:
You'll become a mindless puppet! Beelzebub will pull the strings! / Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring / You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone / You're grounded for a week with no telephone / Don't let me hear ya cry, don't let me hear ya moan / You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home! [Dad storms out, leaving only one poster: Ronnie James Dio]
Lil' JB:
[singing to the poster] Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone / I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? / I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock / My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock / Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad / I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad. [the poster comes to life]
Ronnie James Dio:
[singing] I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock / But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must unlock / Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood / On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood / In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand / You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band / To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk / You will face your inner demons, now go my son and ROCK! [JB jumps out the window and runs away from home]
JB:
[narrating in song] So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart / And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art / But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart / Rock! / Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock / Rah-ha-ha-ha-ha... [babbles]
JB:
Rock!
 



Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets  - Quotes

 Gilderoy Lockhart:
Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?
Harry:
Not really.
Gilderoy Lockhart:
Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.
 

Much Ado About Nothing  - Quotes

 Claudio:
Done to death by slanderous tongues, was the Hero that here lies: Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, gives her fame which never dies. So the life that died with shame lives in death with glorious fame.
 



Gettysburg  - Quotes

 
[Longstreet is briefing the commanders before the final charge]
Brig. Gen. J. Johnston Pettigrew:
Johnston Pettigrew, University of North Carolina.
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Yes, General; your fame as a scholar precedes you. They still speak of your grades at North Carolina with reverence and awe. I understand you've written a book.
Brig. Gen. J. Johnston Pettigrew:
A minor work; if the General would care to read it...
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Yes, General, I would like that very much.
Brig. Gen. J. Johnston Pettigrew:
Captain, fetch a copy of my book from the wagon.
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Excuse me, General, but I don't think I will have time to read it today.
 

Double Dare  - Quotes

 Zoe Bell:
So you're an actor?
Terry Frick (Photographer):
Yeah, but I'm about to quit. I think I'm going to quit.
Zoe Bell:
Oh yeah? Why's that?
Terry Frick (Photographer):
I can't, I've been living in London as well, I can't breathe, everybody knows me there, and I hate it.
Zoe Bell:
Over here they know you? Or over there?
Terry Frick (Photographer):
Over there, yeah I need to quit now before the momentum really starts going, and then it's like once you get the fame thing, you never own your life again.
Zoe Bell:
Oh...
 

The Local Stigmatic  - Quotes

 Graham:
Fame is the first disgrace, because God knows who you are. God knows who YOU are!
 

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Anna Nicole Smith  - Quotes

 I grew up poor. I had no money. My family was poor. There's things I wanted to do and couldn't. I was an abused wife. Just -- there's tons of things that I couldn't even mention. And for me to come up and to have all of this fame and fortune, it's just -- it is a Cinderella story to me. 

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Best Week Ever  - Quotes

 Billy Merritt:
The thing about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is that it's the largest AA meeting.
 

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The Insider  - Quotes

 Mike Wallace:
No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer.
 

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