Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: I can make Amour and Psyche for you. Now. Giuseppe Baldini: And you think I'd just let you sop around in my laboratory? With essential oils that are worth are fortune? Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: Yes. Giuseppe Baldini: Pay attention! What's your name, anyway? Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: Jean-Baptiste Grenouille. Giuseppe Baldini: Well, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, you will have the opportunity now to prove yourself. And your grandoise failure will also be a lesson in humility. Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: How much do you want me to make? Giuseppe Baldini: How much of what? Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: How much Amour and Psyche do you want me to make? Shall I fill this flask? [He picks up a large jar] Giuseppe Baldini: No, you shall not! You may fill this one. [He hands Grenouille a small bottle] Jean-Baptiste Grenouille: Yes, Master.
Narrator: Given Lux's failure to make curfew everyone expected a crackdown, but few anticipated it would be so drastic. The girls were taken out of school, and Mrs. Lisbon shut the house in maximum-security isolation.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again. Indiana Jones: Well, you know me, always glad to help.
Sara: Ok, favorite movie? Jonathan: The correct answer is Cool Hand Luke. Sara: I've never seen it! Jonathan: Oh, come on! You've never seen Cool Hand Luke? Paul Newman? Oh my god! Come on! "Failure to communicate", sadistic cop with sunglasses with no name, who reminds me of you in that way. Sara: Favorite moment? Jonathan: This one is topping the charts right now.
Stefan: [toying on answerphone] Nelson are you there...?It's me... pick up nelson... Nelson Keece: [apprehensive] Sefan... glad you called... Stefan: How are you? Nelson Keece: [puzzled] I'm good, how are u...? Stefan: Disappointed. Nelson Keece: Well if you feel that way why don't you come up. Stefan: Oh come on Nelson we both know that it's you the poilce are looking for... Nelson Keece: Hey look cut me a break Stefan... Stefan: I was'nt the one who brought along that nastsy old gun... Nelson Keece: i'm just learning how to do this and i want to play again... Stefan: ...anyways last night marked the end of our friendship... now you have a begining and a middle to your story... all you need now is the end... Nelson Keece: [trying to change his mind] ... but we never finished the interview... Stefan: [angry shouting] Thats because your a failure Nelson, you lack the courage of your own convictions... unlike me i'm a finisher... Nelson Keece: How's the story end? Stefan: [calm and composed] As it always does... with a murder... Nelson Keece: Who are you goign to kill? Stefan: Listen to the tape in your machine... in the end the voice is all you will have left... [hangs up, Nelson checks machine and hears Juliets voice]
Infinisynth Announcer: [atomic explosion] Stupidity, chaos, cruelty, pain. Reality, a failure worse than any nightmare. There was no fixing it. Nothing to be done, except... escape. Infinisynth: more fantastic than fantasy, more real than reality. The ultimate experience is Infinisynth. It's all been remade for you and it's anything you want it to be. It's your reality. Let your dreams come true in your very own world. Hook into the happiness system. Relax, imagine, enjoy. Hook in. Judy: Bullshit.
Boston Low: So this is what failure feels like.
[after Hubie's failure to beat Drake] Beany: [to Hubie] Go knock his block off!
Gene Kranz: We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.
Frank Corvin: [after Hawk crashes the shuttle during a simulation] Hawk, this isn't a stripped-down showplane. You've got to do it their way. Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: I don't need a damn computer to tell me how to land an aircraft. Roger Hines: It's not an aircraft, Colonel. It's a flying brick, and you've GOT to use the computer's protocols. Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: What if the on-board computer fails? Ethan Glance: It never has. Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: [to the simulator supervisor] Houston, Horizon Mission Control Tech: Go ahead Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: Request second landing please. [pause] Col. William 'Hawk' Hawkins: Houston - Horizon, request on board computer FAILURE on second landing. Eugene 'Gene' Davis: Run it again. Sock it to 'em.
Raoul Duke: We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.
Beverly: You wouldn't have touched me in the past five years if it had not been for the Viagra. Stan: That's fine... swipe me below the belt, I can take it. Beverly: And why do you always assume that it's the sex? You are always associating every success and failure on your sexual inabilities. Stan: Inabilities? Beverly: Inabilities. Stan: Inabilities? Beverly: Inabilities!
interrogator [female]: Samantha Carter? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Yes. interrogator [female]: It's common knowledge that 4 years ago, a computer failure forced the space shuttle Intrepid's main engines to shut down before it could reach a safe orbit or secondary landing site. When the auto pilot also failed mission commander, Samantha Carter, stayed behind to fly it while her crew bailed out of the escape hatch. The orbiter went down over the Atlantic and her body was never recovered. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: It wasn't me. interogator [female]: You just said you name... [Sam cuts her off] interogator [female]: [Cam, Sam, and Daniel are being interogated, all talking at the same time] Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I was recruited into the Stargate program in my timeline not N.A.S.A... Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Stargate Command is a branch of the United States Air Force, founded in nineteen-ninety I forget the exact year; for the purpose of exploration and just... it operates in secret from... Dr. Daniel Jackson: ...actually, at was less an altered timeline and it was this kind of... but i know what your thinking. You're thinking I'm insane. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: And so we had the Stargate powered and it was capable of operating, but none of the random addresses. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: A list, you, you want the whole list of every plant I've ever been to? Okay; Earth you never forget your first. Right! Dr. Daniel Jackson: It was just a matter of finding which of the 39 symbols represented the point of origin. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The symbols in a combination of seven... Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Known as Casa, it's kind of like space corn; but you know that is a story you are going to hear some day interogator [male]: You think this is funny? Dr. Daniel Jackson: Everything I can think of I've told you. I mean seriously, who would make this shit up! Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Because it is; funny! And you need to learn that things can be both funny and serious at the same time! Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I've listened. whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass! Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [annoyed] OK, fine! O'Neil wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry! No you see - I know him. Dr. Daniel Jackson: [dryly] if you'd like to hear to answer to that question, why don't you go and play your tape back, I'm going to take a break. [smiles quickly, then frowns and drinks coffee] Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Oh my God, for the umpteenth time - I want to talk to someone else! Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I am agitated because this is not the way things are suposed to be! Major General Hank Landry: [walks in] Unfortunately colonel, it's the way it is! Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: General, thank you for coming. you flew F-4's in Vietnam, you have a daughter named Caroline, you're wild about Fulvous whistling ducks... Major General Hank Landry: Stop right there son, I believe you. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [dumbfounded] You do?
Agent Sands: [In Marlon Brando Voice] Failure to appear at meetings at designated times will result in forfeiture of protection... protection you will definitely need.
Drew Baylor: [voiceover] There's a diffrence between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.
Twitchy: So when do we eat, boss? The Wolf: You hungry? How about failure for lunch? With a side order of unemployment.
Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Eugene: What, are you gonna arrest me for failure to live up to my potential?
[When a guest at her party starts to laugh.] Mrs. Dalloway: [thinking] Oh, it's not a failure after all.
[speaking to the crowd at the Thorntons' hanging] The Preacher: We all know Little Jemmy Thornton and all you know that this young man's single fault was not his skill with a running iron or occasionally roading mining a stagecoach, but his failure to avoid low companions!
Freck: What do you think about the New Path? Barris: While it doesn't matter what I think, I kinda have to tip my hat to any entity that can bring so much integrity to evil. I mean, imagine this: a seemingly voluntary, privatized gulag which has managed to eliminate the meddling middlemen of public accountability and free will and wrap it up in a little bow and give it to the public like a gift. I mean, come on this is... [he makes exploding sounds and gestures] Barris: ... this is awe-inspiring stuff. Freck: I heard you have to go cold turkey. Barris: Cold turkey doesn't even apply to Substance D. Unlike the legacy of inherited predisposition to addictive behaviors or substances, this needs no genetic assistance. There's no weekend warriors on the D. You're either on it... or you haven't tried it. Freck: Well, I like it. Barris: Yeah. How many caps do you take per day? Freck: Hmmm... very difficult to determine. But not that many. Barris: Well, like the old-school pharmacopoeia, a tolerance develops, you know. These visions of bugs, they're just garden-variety psychosis, but a clear indication that you've hurdled over the initial fun and euphoric phase and passed on... to the next phase. News from the guinea pig grapevine suggests that whatever it is, we won't know until it's way too late, you see? You see that we're all canaries in the coal mine on this one? Freck: Mm. I do think I have another source. That Donna chick. Barris: Bob's girl? Freck: Yeah. Barris: Yeah, "his girl," although I know for a fact he never gets in her pants. Freck: Really? Barris: Yeah. Freck: But he... talks like he does. Barris: Oh, yeah. That's Bob Arctor. He talks like he does many things. It's not the same, my friend, it's not the same thing. Donna has an aversion to bodily contact. I mean, junkies lose their interest in sex, you realize, due to organs swelling up from vasoconstriction. And I have observed in her an inordinate failure of sexual arousal not just toward Bob Arctor, but to... other males as well. Freck: I can't believe she doesn't put out. Barris: Well, she would... if she were handled right. For instance, I could show you how to sleep with her for less than three dollars. Freck: I don't wanna sleep with her. I wanna buy from her. Barris: Donna does coke, all right? Freck: Three dollars doesn't get you a line of coke. Barris: Ah-ah. That's where you're wrong, pal.
Grant Taylor: Lord Jesus, would you help me? I need you. Lord, I feel that there are giants of fear and failure staring down at me, waiting to crush me. And I don't know how to beat 'em, Lord. I'm tired of being afraid. Lord, if you want me to do something else, show me. If you don't want me to have children, so be it. But You're my God. You're on the throne. You can have my hopes and my dreams. Lord, give me something. Show me something.
Maximilian II: [has just stabbed his advisor to death with a pen] I wish I hadn't had to do this, but it's bad business to let failure go unpunished. It sends a bad message to the rest of the staff.
Cordelia: Things have gone well for you then? Failure of any kind inspires your father's finest moments. Remain here and you'll wind up wearing him like a jacket!
The Architect: The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race. Neo: You won't let it happen, you can't. You need human beings to survive.
Paula: Look, many young men who should be able to move out, simply can't. It's called "failure to launch". And that's where I come in. Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one. We have a memorable meeting. We get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any... Then I let him teach me something... But the bottom line is, he bonds with me. He lets go of you. He moves out. Al: But how do you make sure that he'll fall in love with you? Paula: You look nice, you find out what they like, and then you pretend to like it, too. Sue: That is pretty much how it works. Al: What about sex? Paula: Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have sex... Sue: Is there anything that we need to do? Paula: Well, for starters, you could make life a little more difficult for him. You know, more chores, more responsibilities, that kind of thing. Sue: I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks. Paula: I promise you, when this is over, Tripp is going to be an independant, self-sufficient adult.
Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure. Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.
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