Ace: You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work. Vincent Cadby: Very impressive... might I ask, how? Ace: Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan. [Ace gasps for air] Vincent Cadby: And my work habits? Ace: Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.
Computer: Begin reanimation sequence. Gallaxhar: Who dares to wake me? Computer: Quantonium has been detected in the proximity of the Omega quadrant. Gallaxhar: The Omega quandrant? Lame. Computer: The trajectory of the quantonium meteor leads to a small planet in sector 72-4, a planet locally known as Earth. Gallaxhar: What a miserable-looking mudball. Send a robot probe. Extract the quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop. Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar. Gallaxhar: Nothing can stand in my way now.
[first title card] Title Card: CAMP /kamp/ n. /Slang/ banality, artifice, etc. so extreme as to amuse or have a perversely sophisticated appeal. [second title card] Title Card: To enjoy this movie the way it was meant to be experienced... [third title card] Title Card: the filmmakers kindly ask you to please feel free to TALK and LAUGH during this performance. [fourth title card] Title Card: PLEASE SMILE and TRY NOT TO BE SO SERIOUS. ;> Thank You! [fifth title card] Title Card: WARNING: THIS FILM CONTAINS STRONG ADULT LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC COMIC BOOK VIOLENCE. [sixth title card] Title Card: HAVE FUN! [seventh title card] Title Card: Loyalty and Faith and Valor Title Card: The Code of the Samurai
Sassafras: Did you ever consider non-monogamy? Leslie: For me, it's all a matter of bubblegum ice cream. I only like one flavor on my cone & when the ice cream's gone, you still got gum to chew & gum lasts forever, even if you swallow it by accident. Sassafras: How do you ignore the whole candy store? Leslie: A natural aversion to decision making. Sassafras: I guess I just must be a radical girl. Leslie: Radical? Try committing yourself to one person for the rest of your life! If that's not extreme I don't know what is.
Professor Utonium: I remember when the premiere issue of "Extreme Chemical Physics" came out. I was so anxious to get a copy I... [notices the girls are gone] Professor Utonium: Oh, is the latest issue out already?
Jack Hall: I think we've hit a critical desalinization point. Janet Tokada: It would explain what's driving this extreme weather.
Commander Krill: Private Nash, you came on board in Hawaii? Pvt. Nash: Yes, sir! Commander Krill: Then you don't know about Chief Ryback. He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the Captain's birthday. I do not want him ruining it. No one is to speak to him. No one is to let him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right *here*! [taps Nash directly between the eyes] Commander Krill: I'm counting on you. Pvt. Nash: Yes, sir! Commander Krill: [to everyone else] Let's go.
Warren Miller: There are 2 rules in extreme snowriding: First, always follow your heart; second, never cry when it hurts.
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice!
Bill Griggs: This is where they'd keep the extreme patients. The psychotics... You know what they called Ward A? "The snake pit."... Either of you guys scared of the dark? Come on, over here. [Bill Griggs and Phil walk away together] Mary Hobbes: [disembodied voice of Simon] Hello... Gordon. Phil: [calling from a distance] Gordy? [shining flashlight] Phil: It's me, man! Come on!
Owen: I gotta do something about this. Those guys over there are pissing me off. Sid: Now you're talking! What are you going to say when she comes back? Owen: I have no idea. Sid: Well you gotta hit 'em with what you're good at. I'd say you should just go over there and cold-cock 'em. Owen: Cold-cock 'em? I'm not a gay. Sid: You are a gay. Owen: What does that even mean? Sid: Punch their lights out! Owen: You know I'm a lover not a fighter. Sid: Oh, OK Owen, just go over there and love them then. Love the shit out of them you fucking idiot. Owen: Why is everything an extreme to you? It's either shoot them in the face with a bazooka or open-mouth kiss them. Sid: I wasn't serious about loving the shit out of them! Go do something now!
Fran: I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.
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