[during the credits, RoboBrenda is doing an exercise show that only she can do, as she is spinning seemingly uncontrollably] Robo-Brenda: And kick, and kick and kick and kick and kick and kick and fall! [RoboBrenda falls off the deck onto the beach which isn't too far down]
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Bobbie: So why did you all start dancing? Vern: I'm getting married in September. My bride said she'd like to see me lose a few pounds, thought the dancing might be good exercise. I told her it wouldn't work. [waitress gives him a hamburger and fries] John Clark: I think you're gonna win that bet. Chic: I'm here for the ladies, you know what they say about guys that can dance... Bobbie: Yeah, that they're great in bed. Chic: Right. Bobbie: Where do you hear this crap? Chic: Everywhere, everywhere the guys that can dance get the pick of the litter. Bobbie: I'm here for the big dance competition. All I need is a partner. [to John] Bobbie: so that leaves you. John Clark: What? Bobbie: You're the only one that hasn't said why you're dancing. John Clark: I'm dancing for exercise like Vern. Bobbie: Bull. John Clark: Because I'm lousy in bed like Chic. There I said it.
I don't mind exercise but it's a private activity. Joggers should run in a wheel - like hamsters - because I don't want to look at them. And I really hate people who go on an airplane in jogging outfits. That's a major offense today, even bigger than Spandex bicycle pants. You see eighty-year-old women coming on the plane in jogging outfits for comfort. Well my comfort - my mental comfort - is completely ruined when I see them coming. You're on an airplane, not in your bedroom, so please! And I really hate walkathons: blocking traffic, people patting themselves on the back. The whole attitude offends me. They have this smug look on their faces as they hold you up in traffic so that they can give two cents to some charity.
Kitty Farmer: If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day. Donnie: [motions to speak... ] [cut to principal's office] Principal Cole: So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer? Kitty Farmer: [loudly interjecting] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! Edward Darko: [attempts to stifle a laugh]
Agent Smith: You have the right to remain silent. I suggest you exercise it.
Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Lisa: Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher. Jessie: Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest. Slater: You sound like a commercial for oat bran.
Bo Duke: Man, I'm already tired of walking. Luke Duke: Yea, but you need the exercise though, them jeans are looking tighter than Daisy's.
Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason.
Montag the Magnificent: Just look at you. Just look at her, folks. In her armor, her shell. Just look at yourselves. Ridiculous. To hide is useless, my little crabs. It is an exercise in futility. What you all are is pulp, when the rind is split wide open.
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop.
Tucker Max: Exercise is supposed to be good, let's play some hoops. Drew: We have class... That place we pay 35 grand a year to attend between happy hours. Tucker Max: Eh, that place is dumb.
Sue Thomas: [She's mad because she acted in commercial without being told that it was to elect a specific congressman] I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm going to do. Bobby Manning: I hope this isn't the one about the right to bear arms. Jack Hudson: I think her bare hands are going to be enough.
[Mr. Bolt and Luther are in the living room testing Anna's powers] Edward Bolt: This is a latin cylinder. Can you make it fly? Anna: No. Edward Bolt: Well, Danny has shared everything. We've gotten to be good friends of yours. I won't tell anyone your secret. We tell it's kinetic powers like any other muscle, you gotta exercise it into lithography. I'm just trying to help you guys. Uh, open it up. [Luther takes the lid off the latin cylinder] Edward Bolt: Now, can you make those rocks fly into the tube? Anna: This won't work. Edward Bolt: Why don't you trust me? I mean it hurts my feelings. I open my house here, I open my heart. Instead, you act like we were strangers. What is it you don't like about me? Anna: It's not that. I just can't do it. Edward Bolt: Why not? Anna: We're too far away. Edward Bolt: Well, let's move closer. There! Alright.
[about playing fetch] Rover Dangerfield: He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point? Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it. Raffles: So what should I do? Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.
If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it.
All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
...the gym is a kind of wildlife preserve for bodily exertion. A preserve protects species whose habitat is vanishing elsewhere, and the gym (and home gym) accommodates the survival of bodies after the abandonment of the original sites of bodily exertion.
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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