Ron White: So as I'm picking up dog turds, I notice one that is massive even by Sluggo standards. I look at this turd, which looks like it says something. So I go in the house and get my glasses, 'cause I can't read shit without my glasses. And upon closer examination of this turd, it does say something. It says "Midland Park Golf Course". Sluggo has eaten and shat whole a golf glove, velcro and all. I rinsed it off and I've been using it for three weeks.
Betty Warren: Dear Betty, I came to Wellesley because I wanted to make a difference. But to change for others is to lie to yourself. My teacher, Katherine Watson, lived by her own definition and would not compromise that, not even for Wellesley. I dedicate this, my last editorial, to an extraordinary woman, who lived by example and compelled us all to see the world through new eyes. By the time you read this, she'll be sailing to Europe, where I know she'll find new walls to break down, and new ideas to replace them with. [snapshot] Betty Warren: I've heard her called a quitter for leaving and aimless wanderer. But not all who wander are aimless, especially those who seek truth beyond tradition, beyond definition, beyond the image. I'll never forget you.
Hunter: Rivetti, what's up? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I'm sorry, Sir. It's just a difference of opinion that got out of hand. Hunter: What about? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: It's really too silly to talk about, Sir. I'd really just forget about... Hunter: I don't give a damn about what you'd rather forget about. Why were you two fighting? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I said, the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer. And that the Moebius Silver Surfer was shit. And Bennefield's a big Moebius fan. And it got of hand. I pushed him. He pushed me. I lost my head, Sir. I'm Sorry. Hunter: Rivetti, you're a supervisor. You can get a commission like that. [Snaps finger] Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I know, Sir. You're 100 percent right. It will never happen again. Hunter: It better not happen again. If I see this kind of nonsense again, I'm going to write you up. You understand? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: [No answer] Hunter: Do you understand? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir. Hunter: You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong? Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: You're right, Sir. Hunter: Now get out of here. Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
Barry B. Benson: Mister Sting, thank you for coming. Your name intrigues me, I must say. Where have I heard that name before? Sting: I was in a very popular band called The Police. Barry B. Benson: And yet you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? Sting: No, I haven't. Barry B. Benson: No, you haven't. And so you see, this is just another example of bee culture being casually stolen for nothing more than a prance-about stage name! Sting: Oh, please. Barry B. Benson: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I feel stung, Sting... or should I say, Gordon M. Sumner? Layton T. Montgomery: That's not his real name? You idiots!
[Thomas concludes his story he is trading for a ride] Thomas Builds-the-Fire: Arnold got arrested, you know. But he got lucky. They charged him with attempted murder. Then they plea-bargained that down to assault with a deadly weapon. Then they plea-bargained that down to being an Indian in the Twentieth Century. Then he got two years in Walla Walla. Lucy: [to Velma] What do you think? Velma: I think it's a fine example of the oral tradition. [laughs]
Paul: It is the worst kind of yellowness to be so scared of yourself that you put blindfolds on rather than deal with yourself. To face ourselves - that's the hard thing. The imagination - that's God's gift, to make the act of self-examination bearable.
Mickey: It's a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life.
President: [the President sniffs a piece of shrimp] Does this smell funny? Col. Buck Murdock: Nonesense, what could possibly be wrong with unrefridgerated shrimp? President: [Takes another sniff, then bites] I suppose you're right, just another classic example of my American nivete. [laughs then gasps] President: Oh my god, I've got diarrhea! Col. Buck Murdock: [flatly, not caring] Terrific.
Alyssa: I remember those guys used to come over to my house almost everyday after school. They'd bug my sisters, look through my dad's closet for porno tapes, raid the fridge. They really took advantage of my parents never being home. This one day, Rick pulled his dick out and started chasing me around the house with it! Right in front of Cohee, man! I couldn't believe it! Holden: Rick pulled his dick out? Really? What did you do? Alyssa: [yells] I blew him while Cohee fucked me! Holden: Excuse me? Alyssa: That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? That's what this little cross-examination of yours is all about? God! Well, next time, try not to make it so obvious, alright? There's subtler ways of badgering a witness! Am I right? Bystander: Jeez, man. Even I knew what you were getting at. Alyssa: If you wanted some background information on me, Holden, all you had to do was ask. I would have gladly volunteered it. You didn't have to go playing Hercule-fucking-Poirot! Bystander: [to his friend] I told you these were good seats!
Baines: A Muslim must be strikingly upright; an outstanding example so that those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel. Snaps: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White! Sophia: Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons and hit men! Snaps: All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me...
Glauce: You are getting dressed. Jason: I have to go to work. Glauce: The wedding's only a month away, I'm sure my father can handle the work before he passes the company to you. Jason: You know I would love to spend the rest of the afternoon with you, but I have to go. Besides, I don't want to set a bad example for the employees, especially your father.
Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over *twelve* new jobs!
Jimmy Sands: There. Now it's securer than the god damn Alamo. Sheriff Emmett Kimsey: Bad example there Jimmy.
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see.
Scientist: I've never seen a more perfect example of gonzo science.
Jean Hamilton: Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. After that, they're just people. Who'll excite you, disappoint you, scare you a little bit. And boy do I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. It's good for avoiding things. But the problem is that you end up avoiding yourself. Avoiding people you love. You end up avoiding life. So I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. I'm going to try showing you what sticking it out looks like. Really get to know people. And let people get to know us. I don't promise to be any good at it, but I will try. Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. I want you to learn how to let people in.
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
Hattie Clarence: That's why you're such a strong, fine example for her. Belinda Simpson: I'm not a wonderful example to a ten-year old. Hattie Clarence: You're a strong woman doctor with a good heart. The very definition of a fine example. Going through a tough time doesn't make you a bad person. Those things define who we become. In the best of times, everyone grows and prospers. But when times are at their worst, we find out what we have in us.
In his life Christ is an example showing us how to live in his death he is a sacrifice satisfying our sins in his resurrection a conqueror in his ascension a king in his intercession a high priest.
Well.. Is that all you've got?.. I hope not..cuz you haven't finished entertaining me yet.. -Gaara to Rock Lee during the Chunin preliminary
...for very strangely his officers looked upon Jack Aubrey as a moral figure, in spite of all proofs of the contrary...
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
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