George Wilson: [angry about Alice Mitchell's cancelled flight] Over my dead body! This is the crowning moment of my retired life, and I'm not throwing it away like the evening trash for some ninny who can't get her keister to the airport on time! Mrs. Martha Wilson: George Wilson, you have no right to insult Alice! She can't help the weather any more than you or I. George Wilson: Well, she... Mrs. Martha Wilson: It's just plain bad luck! It's no one's fault. George Wilson: A tragedy of this magnitude has to be somebody's fault, Martha! Mrs. Martha Wilson: It isn't a tragedy! A little boy's going to join us for a party. Uh, if you want to forsake your neighbors when they need help, you do it alone. George Wilson: Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion? Mrs. Martha Wilson: Because you're an old grump!
Garrett Breedlove: There she is, the evening star. She shines first, she shines brightest, and she shines longest.
Gibby Zerefski: You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea! Kirsten Liosis: Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie! [Kirsten does a funky dance move] Kristin Davis: And I'm Evening Wear Barbie. [Kristin flips her hair]
Tom Ripley: First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious. Dickie Greenleaf: What evening? Tom Ripley: Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat so we all have to listen. Which was excruciating! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually want? Dickie Greenleaf: Who are you? Huh? Some third class loser? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps!
Rameses: I will not be dictated to, I will not be threatened. I am the morning and evening star, I am Pharaoh!
Wai-Lin: It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power. James Bond: And they say communists don't know how to have fun.
Mr. Knightley: I can think of nothing less appealing than an evening of watching other people dance. Go on! [throwing stick for dog to fetch] Emma Woodhouse: Then you shall have to dance yourself. Mr. Knightley: I have no taste for it. I'd rather fetch that stick. Emma Woodhouse: I'll try to remember to bring it to the ball. Mr. Knightley: [pause] I just want to stay here where it's cozy.
Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.
Crown Prince Leopold: Well done. Eisenheim: Thank you for coming. I hope you enjoyed it. Crown Prince Leopold: Oh, we more than enjoyed it, it stimulated great discussion among us hasn't it. Except of course for your assistant Duchess Von Teschen, you seem to have struck her quite speechless. Did you hypnotize her? Eisenheim: In a fashion. Crown Prince Leopold: I'd like to learn that trick. Reinher here seems to think you have supernatural powers. Do you claim supernatural powers? Eisenheim: I've never said anything of that kind. Crown Prince Leopold: Then you won't mind me asking a question or two? Sophie: Oh, lets not ruin it. Crown Prince Leopold: I needn't divulge in anything I can't guess. Eisenheim: As you wish. Crown Prince Leopold: You're assistants are behind the mirrors somewhere, in robes obviously; lights in the frame perhaps to illuminate them or angled mirrors. Eisenheim: That would be one way to do it. Crown Prince Leopold: I think i understand it all except the ghost. That was very very good. Josef Fischer: Another viewing, perhaps? Crown Prince Leopold: You must come the the Hoffburg next time. We'll make an evening of it. Eisenheim: That would be my pleasure. Crown Prince Leopold: So be it. Sophie. I will gather our best minds next time. You really have to challenge them. Eisenheim: Then I shall prepare something special. Perhaps I'll make you disappear.
Bill Maher: I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy! [he gives the finger] Bill Maher: You stayed up all night making that papier mache mask of Dick Cheney! Good! Now light it on fire and torch the nearest Gap! You're not going to make the evening news with candle light vigils. Pick up a trash can and throw it through the window of a Starbucks!
Alistair Crane: This will be an evening you will never forget, no matter how much you try.
Title cards: God created man in His own image, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. GENESIS 1.27, 31
Eustace Bagg: [rushes out back door into the early evening sunlight oblivious to the purple jam stains as he calls out] Muriel! Where's my dinner?
Dick Roswell: Ladies and Gentelmen! The evening is over. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves and we'll see you all again in 1974. Good evening!
Jackson: Sir, Higgins has a story. Edwards: Well, Higgins the floor is yours. Higgins: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding! Edwards: You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story. Hunt: Tell him the ending, that's the best part. Higgins: Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God. Edwards: Clever twist there on the ending.
Luis Saucedo: Hey good evening Daisy. Daisy Rain: Hey Louis, what happened ? Luis Saucedo: They were working on the electrical system today. Junction box shorted out while someone was working. Blew him right through a third floor window. Daisy Rain: Oh my god! That's awful.
Jesse James: Hey Doc, I was wonderin' if, eh, later this evening I could come by? Doc Mimms: You're always welcome here, Jesse. Jesse James: Yeah, I know, Doc, but well, I was thinking maybe I could come by and take Zee out. Some place near, with other folk. Near here, but... [clears throat] Jesse James: Out. Doc Mimms: That's fine by me, Jesse. Frank: [with a grin] Oh, no worries, sir, I'll make sure they're properly chaperoned! Doc Mimms: Why that hadn't even occurred to me, Frank. I am deeply in your debt.
Dr. Frederick Chilton: I am going to show you why we insist on such precautions. On the evening of July 8th, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her. [pulls out photo] Dr. Frederick Chilton: The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.
Bilbo
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