Lexie Littleton: You're just acting like a big baby 'cause you miss your mother's bosoms. Leonard: My mother's what? Lexie Littleton: Her bosoms, you goof! You're substituting *my* bosoms for your mother's. Leonard: What? No, I'm not! Lexie Littleton: Why not? What's wrong with my bosoms? Leonard: Honestly, Miss Littleton, we're in public. The rules of etiquette apply. Lexie Littleton: Oh, Leonard, it's 1925. There are no rules. Except that boys like you are tedious until they're forty, at which point they become *unbearably* tedious. Leonard: I didn't come over her to be insulted. Lexie Littleton: No? Where do you usually go?
Giselle Levy: [in reference to the husband in etiquette class] Whatever you do, don't put the boss's wife next to your husband. Betty Warren: Why not? Giselle Levy: She's screwing him.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier. Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too. Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart. Ricardo Montoya: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart. Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off. Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
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