Lexie Littleton: You're just acting like a big baby 'cause you miss your mother's bosoms. Leonard: My mother's what? Lexie Littleton: Her bosoms, you goof! You're substituting *my* bosoms for your mother's. Leonard: What? No, I'm not! Lexie Littleton: Why not? What's wrong with my bosoms? Leonard: Honestly, Miss Littleton, we're in public. The rules of etiquette apply. Lexie Littleton: Oh, Leonard, it's 1925. There are no rules. Except that boys like you are tedious until they're forty, at which point they become *unbearably* tedious. Leonard: I didn't come over her to be insulted. Lexie Littleton: No? Where do you usually go?
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I was raised right....to talk about people behind their backs....it's called manners.
Giselle Levy: [in reference to the husband in etiquette class] Whatever you do, don't put the boss's wife next to your husband. Betty Warren: Why not? Giselle Levy: She's screwing him.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier. Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too. Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart. Ricardo Montoya: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart. Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off. Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Manners are the ability to put someone else at their ease...by turning any answer into another question.
Good manners have much to do with the emotions. To make them ring true, one must feel them, not merely exhibit them.
In reality they all lived in a kind of hieroglyphic world, where the real thing was never said or done or even thought, but only represented by a set of arbitrary signs.
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
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