George Carlin  - Quotes

 THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police. 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 You really should stay away from me. - Edward Cullen 

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George Carlin  - Quotes

 I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help. 

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Henry James  - Quotes

 I remember the whole beginning as a succession of flights and drops, a little see-saw of the right throbs and the wrong. 

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Lisa Kleypas  - Quotes

 I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating. 

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Lisa Kleypas  - Quotes

 He was unbelievably hard. Everywhere. He was in control, infinitely stronger, and he wanted me to know it. -Ella (Smooth Talking Stranger) 

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Sophie Kinsella  - Quotes

 It's like I'm thirteen again and he's my crush. All I'm aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he's doing, who he's talking to. 

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Orhan Pamuk  - Quotes

 Encontrarse solo con los rastros en lugar de con los recuerdos en s 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks. 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 You're my life now. 

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Carolyn Turgeon  - Quotes

 I'm here! 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her skin chalky as a corpse. I almost took the door off the car. 

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Lisa Kleypas  - Quotes

 I've got about ten things to say to you right now. But at least nine of them would make me sound like a psycho. 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 I'll meet you at the altar 

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Orhan Pamuk  - Quotes

 Cualquier cosa que me recuerde a ti, me entristece tanto que no lo puedo soportar. 

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 Now and Then I See Something in Her Eyes, and I Wonder If I 

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Sarah  - Quotes

 Yes she dose, the man marrying her shall be a happy man. 

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Lisa Kleypas  - Quotes

 I respect you, 

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Lisa Kleypas  - Quotes

 I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy bastard. 

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Cassandra Clare  - Quotes

 Isabelle looked at him thoughtfully.  

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Stephenie Meyer  - Quotes

 She Just Keeps Saying  

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Donatella Versace  - Quotes

 We shouldnt be copying what we see.We should try to find our own sense of style, to believe in ourselves. We dont have to look perfect to look good- actually, some imperfections are sexier. You have to put an accent on those.Thats whats good about a woman-Dont be afraid to be not perfect! 

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Thomas Mann  - Quotes

 Naphta loathed the bourgeois state and its love of security. He found occasion to express this loathing one autumn afternoon when, as they were walking along the main street, it suddenly began to rain and, as if on command, there was an umbrella over every head. That was a symbol of cowardice and vulgar effeminacy, the end product of civilization. An incident like the sinking of the Titanic was atavistic, true, but its effect was most refreshing, it was the handwriting on the wall. Afterward, of course, came the hue and cry for more security in shipping. How pitiful, but such weak-willed humanitarianism squared very nicely with the wolfish cruelty and villainy of slaughter on the economic battlefield known as the bourgeois state. War, war ! He was all for it  

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Suzanne Collins  - Quotes

 Come to finish me off sweetheart? 

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Barbara Bush  - Quotes

 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. 

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Sophie Kinsella  - Quotes

 It's a GIRL.

It's a little girl, with scrunched-up petal lips and a tuft of dark hair and hands in tiny fits, up by her ears. All that time, that's who was in there. And it's weird, but the minute I saw her I just thought: IT'S YOU. Of course it is.
 

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Roald Dahl  - Quotes

 Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.

My Prince! She thought. He chops off heads!

How could I marry anyone

Who does that sort of thing for fun?

The Prince cried,
 

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Brian Fatah Steele  - Quotes

 No one, none of us have rights. There is no destiny. We have responsibilities to ourselves and each other. We have responsibilities and the choice whether or not we live up to those responsibilities. 

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Sophie Kinsella  - Quotes

 It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be...



Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight.



I'm old.
 

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J.R. Ward  - Quotes

 He knew he was being overbearing as hell, but he couldn't help it. He was a bonded male. With his pregnant female. There were few things on the planet more aggressive or dangerous. And those bastards were called hurricanes and tornadoes. 

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Sophie Kinsella  - Quotes

 People who want to make a million borrow a million first 

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Amy Tan  - Quotes

 I am like a falling star who has finally found her place next to another in a lovely constellation, where we will sparkle in the heavens forever. 

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Carolyn Turgeon  - Quotes

 Tous mes anciens amours vont me revenir.'

- All my old loves will be returned to me
 

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Sarah MacLean  - Quotes

 Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently 

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Ana  - Quotes

 Coming near him like a ballet dancer she took a leap towards him, and he, frightened by her vehemence, and fearing that she would crash against him, instinctively became absolutely rigid, and she felt herself embracing a statue. 

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