Fish Halman: In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses.A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond.Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible.Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.
Michael Justice: [to elderly woman crying at a grave] Excuse me, ma'am. We're actually shooting a film over there and you're in our shot. Could you maybe go cry at one of the other graves?
Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!
Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles? Elderly Hunter: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.
Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: What's that? Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.
Henry Hale: Martha I believe you have some tidings? Female Elder #2: Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith have informed me of there intentions. He plans to have sex with her as soon as possible; she intends to put up a mild fight and then give in. [elderly women sitting in chair nods her head in agreement]
Elderly Man: In the church, they say to forgive. Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.
[Gerard busts open a bathroom door at the Lorelei building with his gun drawn and finds a terrified elderly man inside] Sam Gerard: US Marshals, are you in here alone? Are you in here alone? Elderly Man: Yes!
Frodo: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived? Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.
Forrest Gump: When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went. Elderly Southern Woman on Park Bench: And so, you just ran? Forrest Gump: Yeah.
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