Fish Halman: In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses.A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond.Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible.Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.
Michael Justice: [to elderly woman crying at a grave] Excuse me, ma'am. We're actually shooting a film over there and you're in our shot. Could you maybe go cry at one of the other graves?
Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!
Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles? Elderly Hunter: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.
Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: What's that? Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.
Henry Hale: Martha I believe you have some tidings? Female Elder #2: Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith have informed me of there intentions. He plans to have sex with her as soon as possible; she intends to put up a mild fight and then give in. [elderly women sitting in chair nods her head in agreement]
Youth is wasted on the young.
Elderly Man: In the church, they say to forgive. Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.
[Gerard busts open a bathroom door at the Lorelei building with his gun drawn and finds a terrified elderly man inside] Sam Gerard: US Marshals, are you in here alone? Are you in here alone? Elderly Man: Yes!
Frodo: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived? Barliman Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.
Forrest Gump: When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went. Elderly Southern Woman on Park Bench: And so, you just ran? Forrest Gump: Yeah.
She had to live in this bright, red gabled house with the nurse until it was time for her to die... I thought how little we know about the feelings of old people. Children we understand, their fears and hopes and make-believe.
All things were eternal in this world of mummies, who only shook loose their wrappings to wield the cards
I asked him if it were a mirage, and he said yes. I said it was a dream, and he agreed, But said it was the desert's dream not his. And he told me that in a year or so, when he had aged enough for any man, then he would walk into the wind, until he saw the tents. This time, he said, he would go on with them.
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