Couples Retreat  - Quotes

 Dave:
You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
 

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Leonardo DiCaprio  - Quotes

 I cheated a lot, because I just couldn't sit and do homework. I usually sat next to someone extremely smart. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be. 

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Jamie Oliver  - Quotes

 If you can eat with mates or friends or family, I mean, it's such a brilliant thing isn't it? If you feel really rubbish and you have a nice bit of food it makes you feel good, you know?

 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal. 

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No Strings Attached  - Quotes

 Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is?
Adam: What?
Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
 

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Fran Lebowitz  - Quotes

 My favorite animal is steak. 

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Anthony Bourdain  - Quotes

 I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it. 

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Anthony Bourdain  - Quotes

 I've long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we're talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime 'associates,' food, for me, has always been an adventure 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.
 

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John Tucker Must Die  - Quotes

 Kate:
I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
Crying Waitress:
He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles]
Crying Waitress:
And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.
Kate:
How'd you learn all this stuff?
Crying Waitress:
[sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying]
 

Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man. 

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Jonathan Safran Foer  - Quotes

 Not responding is a response--we are equally responsible for what we don't do. In the case of animal slaughter, to throw your hands in the air is to wrap your fingers around a knife handle. 

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The Sisters  - Quotes

 Marcia Prior Glass:
I'm really just a good girl who's more comfortable fighting with her husband than cheating on him. I guess I'd rather be a bitch then a slut...
Vincent Antonelli:
Does caring for someone make you a slut?
Marcia Prior Glass:
No. Expressing it does.
 

Amanda Righetti  - Quotes

 One time, I had this boyfriend who cheated on me. I cheated back and then we broke up and then got back together. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear. 

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Family Matters  - Quotes

 Waldo:
Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!
 

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Little Children  - Quotes

 Sarah Pierce:
I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it, myself. When I read it in grad school, Madam Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man; makes one foolish mistake after another; but when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped! She has a choice: she can either accept a life of misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle.
Mary Ann:
Some struggle. Hop into bed with every guy who says hello.
Sarah Pierce:
She fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic in her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist.
Mary Ann:
Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist?
Sarah Pierce:
No, no, it's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
Mary Ann:
Maybe I didn't understand the book!
 

Basho  - Quotes

 When composing a verse let there not be a hair's breath separating your mind from what you write; composition of a poem must be done in an instant, like a woodcutter felling a huge tree or a swordsman leaping at a dangerous enemy. 

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Tombstone  - Quotes

 Doc Holliday:
[taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
 

Saw III  - Quotes

 Jigsaw:
[after Amanda gets shot] Amanda... It's OK. This was your test. Your game. I was testing you. I took you in. I selected you for the honor of carrying on my life's work. But you didn't. You didn't test anyone's will to live. Instead you took away their only chance. Your games were unwinnable, your subjects merely victims. In my desperation I decided to give you one last chance. So I put everything in place. You didn't know that Lynn and Jeff were husband and wife. I had to keep that from you for the purposes of my game. I had to leave out the ruined marriage, the cheating wife, the vengeful husband, the neglected daughter and I let you make your own choices. I wanted you to succeed... You couldn't. [Amanda begins to collapse and die]
Jigsaw:
God... [Amanda finally dies]
Jigsaw:
Game over.
 

Final Destination  - Quotes

 Bludworth:
[to Alex] You already did that by walking off the plane. Now you gotta out when and how it'll come back at you. Play your hunch, Alex. If you think you can get away from it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to fuck with that MacDaddy.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out. 

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Nobody Knows Anything!  - Quotes

 Jimmy:
I still don't see how renting is funny.
Virus:
Well it's not funny. It's cheating.
Jimmy:
But funny and cheating are synonyms
Virus:
Whatever.
Jimmy:
"Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That 

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Haruki Murakami  - Quotes

 Hatsumi had a pretty good idea that Nagasawa was sleeping around, but she never complained to him. She was seriously in love with him, but she never made demands.



'I don't deserve a girl like Hatsumi,' Nagasawa once said to me. I had to agree with him.
 

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Phone Booth  - Quotes

 The Caller:
Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu:
I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller:
Oh then what do you call it?
Stu:
Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
The Caller:
[laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu:
Oh fuck you!
The Caller:
Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
 

The Longest Yard  - Quotes

 Brucie:
[Brucie is about to kick off] Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.
 

Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis- 

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EuroTrip  - Quotes

 Scott:
What do you mean you're dumping me?
Fiona:
Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
Scott:
What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona:
I know. That's what makes this so hard.
 

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Little Athens  - Quotes

 Heather:
Are you cheating on me?
Derek:
Noooo
Heather:
So you're not cheating on me?
Derek:
You're starting to annoy me.
 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I think: I would like to take N back to a story right now, like a rake.

I would say,
 

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William Trevor  - Quotes

 He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of different temperaments and characters had been inspired to have lovers at his expense. He should be telling her, with the warmth of her body warming his, that his second wife had confessed to greater sexual pleasure when she remembered that she was deceiving him. 

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Michael Pollan  - Quotes

 Eating is an agricultural act,' as Wendell Berry famously said. It is also an ecological act, and a political act, too. Though much has been done to obscure this simple fact, how and what we eat determines to a great extent the use we make of the world - and what is to become of it. To eat with a fuller consciousness of all that is at stake might sound like a burden, but in practice few things in life can afford quite as much satisfaction. By comparison, the pleasures of eating industrially, which is to say eating in ignorance, are fleeting. Many people today seem erfectly content eating at the end of an industrial food chain, without a thought in the world; this book is probably not for them. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I look at other people, I automatically form thought bubbles over their heads. Happy Couple With Stroller. Innocent Teenage Girl With Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her. Content Grandmother And Grandfather Visiting Town Where Their Grandchildren Live With Intact Parents. Secure Housewife With Big Diamond. Undamaged Group Of Young Men On Skateboards. Good Man With Baby In BabyBj 

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Sophia Loren  - Quotes

 Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. 

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Andrew Solomon  - Quotes

 Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason. 

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The TV Set  - Quotes

 Richard McCallister:
[Re scheduling] Why not "The Wexler Chronicles"?
Lenny:
Against "Infidelity 101"? We'll get killed.
Richard McCallister:
Well, we'll do better than we will with "Cheating Heart." You said so yourself, Lenny. "Sex will always beat disgusting foods. But in a fight between sex and sex, the sexier show will win," and they have the sexier show. Seems to me that the only way to counter them is to go with an actual scripted story with characters and... *stories* and things. If only for the 35-and-ups. At least we'll do some kind of number.
Vernon Maxwell:
It's an interesting thought, Lenny. FDrom an ad sales perspective, we'll take the high-end cars, the insurance companies.
Exec. #3:
Uh, maybe pharmaceuticals, even?
Lenny:
Yeah. It's just so fucking artsy and... [disgustedly]
Lenny:
smart.
Vernon Maxwell:
Well, I'm sure you'll rein it in.
 

Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I should have known then it wasn 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I know one thing about men, 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 It 

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John Lydon  - Quotes

 Meat isn't murder, it's delicious. 

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Michael Pollan  - Quotes

 The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world.  

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I feel angry but not homocidal; this may be unlooked-for progress. 

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W.C. Fields  - Quotes

 A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Delusion detests focus and romance provide the veil. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow, follow, follow, follow,

Follow the Pfizer pill road!
 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I sensed he may have occasionally strayed in some of his past relationships. It was something I felt but ignored, a rent in the fabric of an otherwise splendid garment I thought I could mend. I thought I could live with it 

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Jane Lindskold  - Quotes

 Firekeeper still could not understand the human penchant for eating in company. Even less so, she could not understand the human desire to combine business and meals.

True, a wolf pack shared a kill, but not from any great desire to do so
 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly. 

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Suzanne Finnamore  - Quotes

 Any way I slice reality it comes out poorly, and I feel an urge to not exist, something I have never felt before; and now here it comes with conviction, almost panic. I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallow opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly. 

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