Ezra Pound  - Quotes

 Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest is mere sheep herding. 

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Christopher McDonald  - Quotes

 If you're gonna learn how to do something, you'd better learn to do it right. 

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The Holiday  - Quotes

 Graham:
I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. I'm learning to sew. I'm Mr. Napkin Head!
 



Russell Brand  - Quotes

 What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fucked. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance. - 195 

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Christine de Pizan  - Quotes

 If it were customary to send little girls to school and teach them the same subjects as are taught to boys, they would learn just as fully and would understand the subtleties of all arts and sciences. 

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Jason Mraz  - Quotes

 Because I trust in the ever-changing climate of the heart. (At least, today I feel that way.) I think it is necessary to have many experiences for the sake of feeling something; for the sake of being challenged, and for the sake of being expressive, to offer something to someone else, to learn what we are capable of. 

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Nicholas Sparks  - Quotes

 [Teacher] They inspire you, they entertain you, and you end up learning a ton even when you don't know it 

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Veritas: The Quest  - Quotes

 Maggie:
But being a part of a team means learning to trust your captain.
Nikko Zond:
Even if he's wrong?
Maggie:
Trust him to find out for himself.
Nikko Zond:
Yeah and exactly when does hell freeze over?
 

One Night with the King  - Quotes

 Hagai:
[in Xerxers’ chambers] Queen Vashti, your majesty. [steps aside, revealing the beautiful Queen]
King Xerxes:
Enter. [gathers his shirt and goes to her, kissing her hand]
King Xerxes:
The night’s festivities hold not your interests?
Queen Vashti:
It is long since you summoned me here. [looking at his work table]
Queen Vashti:
Your hands have not been idle.
King Xerxes:
Not idle... not gifted either.
Queen Vashti:
You do know why the Princes have asked you to extend the feasting another night.
King Xerxes:
[turning to leave] Your to late if you seek me to deny them, especially now. With such clamering to march upon Greece and avenge my father's death.
Queen Vashti:
[stopping him, pleading] How long have dreamt of molding Persia into a pillar of learning and culture? Afraid to make even the greatness of Greece buy a shadow. You know as well as I that this not something that is won in battle, but in the hearts of men.
King Xerxes:
[unbelieving] You would have me do nothing then?
Queen Vashti:
You're no warrior, no soldier... I'd have you stay... enhance your kingdom, preserve your thrown. [hesitates and leaves]
 

Ralph Waldo Emerson  - Quotes

 Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. 

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra  - Quotes

 The Doctor:
Are you ready, Mr. Zartan?
Zartan:
Oh I'm ready, doctor. This is going to be the achievement of a lifetime.
The Doctor:
Yes, as a master of disguise you have no equal, my friend.
Zartan:
18 months of studying my target, learning mannerisms but the devil is in the details.
Destro:
Gentlemen, let's get it going.
Zartan:
One more thing, I'll control my own brain thank you very much... Let's do this.
 

Star Trek: First Contact  - Quotes

 
[a Borg scratches Data's flesh arm]
Lieutenant Commander Data:
Ah!
Borg Queen:
Is it becoming clear to you yet? Look at yourself, standing there, cradling the new flesh I've given you. If it means nothing to you, why protect it?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
I... I am simply imitating the behavior of humans.
Borg Queen:
You're becoming more human all the time, Data; now you're learning how to lie.
Lieutenant Commander Data:
My programming was not designed to process these sensations.
Borg Queen:
Then tear the skin from your limb as you would a defective circuit. [Data hesitates]
Borg Queen:
Go ahead, Data! We won't stop you! [Data forces himself to try to tear off the skin]
Borg Queen:
Do it! Don't be tempted by flesh! [Data relents and leaves the skin alone]
Borg Queen:
Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
If you are referring to sexuality, I am... fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques.
Borg Queen:
How long since you've used them?
Lieutenant Commander Data:
Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two...
Borg Queen:
Far too long. [they kiss passionately]
 

Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Coach Cherri Wolf:
Today we're gonna be talking about reproduction and its consequences. In order for you to learn what it's like to take care of a ten pound [makes finger quotes]
Coach Cherri Wolf:
baby, each of you will be taking care of... a ten pound baby. First up, Jerri Blank.
Jerri Blank:
But I've had plenty of babies. Just none I've carried to full term.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Come get the baby, Jerri.
Jerri Blank:
I don't understand the point of this.
Coach Cherri Wolf:
The point, Jerri, is for you to learn a valuable lesson.
Jerri Blank:
Which is?
Coach Cherri Wolf:
Well, if I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.
 

Rough Draft  - Quotes

 Stefan:
[toying on answerphone] Nelson are you there...?It's me... pick up nelson...
Nelson Keece:
[apprehensive] Sefan... glad you called...
Stefan:
How are you?
Nelson Keece:
[puzzled] I'm good, how are u...?
Stefan:
Disappointed.
Nelson Keece:
Well if you feel that way why don't you come up.
Stefan:
Oh come on Nelson we both know that it's you the poilce are looking for...
Nelson Keece:
Hey look cut me a break Stefan...
Stefan:
I was'nt the one who brought along that nastsy old gun...
Nelson Keece:
i'm just learning how to do this and i want to play again...
Stefan:
...anyways last night marked the end of our friendship... now you have a begining and a middle to your story... all you need now is the end...
Nelson Keece:
[trying to change his mind] ... but we never finished the interview...
Stefan:
[angry shouting] Thats because your a failure Nelson, you lack the courage of your own convictions... unlike me i'm a finisher...
Nelson Keece:
How's the story end?
Stefan:
[calm and composed] As it always does... with a murder...
Nelson Keece:
Who are you goign to kill?
Stefan:
Listen to the tape in your machine... in the end the voice is all you will have left... [hangs up, Nelson checks machine and hears Juliets voice]
 

Sydney White  - Quotes

 Sydney White:
Green and White.
Rachel Witchburn:
Wrong. Emerald and Pearl
Sydney White:
I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.
 

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Jim Henson  - Quotes

 [Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are. 

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Fired Up!  - Quotes

 Dr. Rick:
We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients.
Shawn Colfax:
How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?
Dr. Rick:
...Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly.
Carly:
That is so sweet. Where are they?
Dr. Rick:
...I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.
 

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Hancock  - Quotes

 Hancock:
[on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh? [pats Aaron's butt]
Hancock:
Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
 

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John Cleese  - Quotes

 He who laughs most, learns best 

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The Quiet  - Quotes

 Connor:
[Talking to Dot] You know, I was thinking about you last night. I was thinking that if we went on a road trip, how quiet it would be.
Connor:
You know, we could go all the way through Long Island to Pennsylvania. You know, that's where they make Hershey's chocolate. Pennsylvania. And all the lamp posts look like Hershey's Kisses. They give you free M&M's at the factory.
Connor:
I can smell your hair. It smells like cucumbers. I got really, really hard last night. I had to beat off. And my mom was just outside of my room, putting the towels away. You know I could hear her, but I couldn't help myself.
Connor:
I mean, I came four times. I mean, four times, that isn't normal, is it? What am I gonna do? I'm this sex addict with a learning disorderd who forgot how to play basketball.
 

John Ruskin  - Quotes

 Education does not mean teaching people what they do not know. It means teaching them to behave as they do not behave. 

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Barbara Stanwyck  - Quotes

 Commenting in 1939 on the fact that her fiance, Robert Taylor, at 28, was four years younger than she, which raised eyebrows then, Stanwyck said: "The boy's got a lot to learn and I've got a lot to teach." 

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets  - Quotes

 Hermione:
Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
[seeing everyone's faces] Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.
Ron:
Three guesses who.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.
Hermione:
Muggle-borns.
Professor Minerva McGonagall:
Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.
 

Shakespeare in Love  - Quotes

 Ned Alleyn:
[on learning the fate of his character] He dies?
 

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Tim Gunn  - Quotes

 Few activities are as delightful as learning new vocabulary. 

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Bicentennial Man  - Quotes

 Andrew Martin:
[after learning the fate of most sperm]
Andrew Martin:
They die? One feels badly for them.
 

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Under Siege  - Quotes

 William Strannix:
Let this be a learning experience, gentleman. If you resist we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. [pauses]
William Strannix:
Now!
 

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Joel Osteen  - Quotes

 What you keep before your eyes will affect you. 

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Ezra Taft Benson  - Quotes

 It is the mark of a truly educated man to know what not to read. 

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Agatha Christie  - Quotes

 I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. 

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Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching. 

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Leonardo da Vinci  - Quotes

 The acquisition of knowledge is always of use to the intellect, because it may thus drive out useless things and retain the good. For nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first known. 

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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000  - Quotes

 Terl:
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!
 

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Charlotte Mason  - Quotes

 Self-education is the only possible education; the rest is mere veneer laid on the surface of a child's nature. 

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Billy Madison  - Quotes

 3rd Grader:
How's high school Billy?
Billy Madison:
High school is great. I mean I'm learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
3rd Grader:
Gee, I can't wait till I get to "hike" school.
Billy Madison:
[grabs 3rd grader's face and whispers] Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.
 

Karl Lagerfeld  - Quotes

 Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad. 

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Theodore Roosevelt  - Quotes

 To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a menace to society. 

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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie  - Quotes

 Mindy:
Good luck, Spongebob!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Wait, how did you know my name?
Mindy:
Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick Star:
What's my name?
Mindy:
That's easy! You're Patrick Star!
Patrick Star:
[blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
 

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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law  - Quotes

 Harvey Birdman:
[upon learning that he's George Jetson's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather] Then that means... that I'm your... This means I finally get to have sex! [shouts]
Harvey Birdman:
With a woman!
George Jetson:
No, there are other ways.
 

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Beyond the Sea  - Quotes

 Sandra Dee:
I've never worked with somebody so unprofessional in my life. I mean, have you ever even acted before?
Bobby Darin:
Well, I'm learning but let me tell you something, blondie, you're not exactly Audrey Hepburn.
 

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Lloyd Alexander  - Quotes

 You must know nothing before you can learn something, and be empty before you can be filled. Is not the emptiness of the bowl what makes it useful? As for laws, a parrot can repeat them word for word. Their spirit is something else again. As for governing, one must first be lowest before being highest. 

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Jonathan Swift  - Quotes

 When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him. 

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Mean Girls  - Quotes

 
[after learning Cady is home-schooled]
Regina:
But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady:
Thank you.
Regina:
So you agree?
Cady:
What?
Regina:
You think you're really pretty?
Cady:
Oh... I don't know
 

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Bruno Bettelheim  - Quotes

 The child intuitively comprehends that although these stories are unreal, they are not untrue ... 

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John Holt  - Quotes

 It is hard not to feel that there must be something very wrong with much of what we do in school, if we feel the need to worry so much about what many people call 'motivation'. A child has no stronger desire than to make sense of the world, to move freely in it, to do the things that he sees bigger people doing. 

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Plato  - Quotes

 Knowledge which is acquired under compulsion has no hold on the mind. Therefore do not use compulsion, but let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then be better able to discover the child's natural bent. 

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All Over the Guy  - Quotes

 
[discussing Eli's bad date with Tom the previous night]
Eli Wyckoff:
He kept saying, "You do the math," even when it made no sense sense. What a turn-off.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What's the turn-on? According to your mother you haven't had a hard-on since she first took you to see THE NUTCRACKER at the Jewish Community Center in first grade.
Eli Wyckoff:
Stop talking to my mother about my sex life.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What sex life?
Eli Wyckoff:
I have one!
Brett Miles Sanford:
Uh huh, right. [makes jerking off motions]
Eli Wyckoff:
Ok, y'know, it counts. I spent 10 years learning which buttons to push, now I just have to look at myself and I cum.
Brett Miles Sanford:
Eww.
 

In the Land of Women  - Quotes

 Gabe Foley:
You think you can step into my 'hood, slinging game at my girl, drinkin' my boy's brew, and expect not to be scrappin' directly?
Carter Webb:
What?
Gabe Foley:
Are you deaf and stupid? I said...
Carter Webb:
- Don't repeat all that. Please. I think the answer to your question depends on whether you have, like, a learning disability, or you're just an average moron.
Carter Webb:
[after Gabe punches Carter] OK, above-average moron.
 

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Benjamin Franklin  - Quotes

 Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the be. 

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The Four Feathers  - Quotes

 
[Upon learning his son has resigned from the army]
General Faversham:
I don't know you.
 

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The Hangover  - Quotes

 Stu Price:
[after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds] Phil, we're not even going to be in the room. It's one night, we can share beds. It's no big deal.
Alan Garner:
Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that?
Phil Wenneck:
No, I'm not cool with that.
 

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Thomas Moore  - Quotes

 An eternal question about children is, how should we educate them? Politicians and educators consider more school days in a year, more science and math, the use of computers and other technology in the classroom, more exams and tests, more certification for teachers, and less money for art. All of these responses come from the place where we want to make the child into the best adult possible, not in the ancient Greek sense of virtuous and wise, but in the sense of one who is an efficient part of the machinery of society. But on all these counts, soul is neglected. 

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army  - Quotes

 Princess Nuala:
I am Princess Nuala, daughter of King Balor...
Abe Sapien:
I know. Forgive me, Your Highness, but as you were learning about me, I could not help but learn a little bit about you. You need our help.
Princess Nuala:
I'm afraid it's the other way around.
 

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B.B. King  - Quotes

 The beautiful thing about learning is that nobody can take it away from you. 

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The Santa Clause 2  - Quotes

 Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate!
Bernard:
Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit.
 

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Spider-Man 2  - Quotes

 
[after learning that people are stuck on a sinking boat]
Spider-Man:
All right. I'll find some way to help them. Guess it's good this costume isn't Dry Clean Only.
 

Charlotte Featherstone  - Quotes

 It hurts to breathe. It hurts to live. I hate her, yet I do not think I can exist without her. 

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Chasing Amy  - Quotes

 
[wanting to leave Meow Mix after learning Alyssa is gay]
Holden McNeil:
We gotta beat that traffic, huh?
Banky Edwards:
What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden McNeil:
And rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
 

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  - Quotes

 Hermione Granger:
That foul, evil old gargoyle! We're not learn how to defend ourselves, we're not learning how to pass our O.W.L.s. She's taking over the entire school!
 

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The Perfect Man  - Quotes

 Amy Pearl:
See you freak. [to Holly]
Amy Pearl:
Hey, you're new here?
Holly Hamilton:
Yeah, how'd you know?
Amy Pearl:
Your skin.
Holly Hamilton:
My skin looks new?
Amy Pearl:
It looks virgin. No piercings, no tats. See, us Brooklyn Girls, we lose our skin virginity by fifth grade.
Holly Hamilton:
In fifth grade I was just learning long division.
 



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