Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. 

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Napoleon Dynamite - Quotes

 Napoleon Dynamite:
[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
 

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Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. 

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Christopher Hitchens - Quotes

 Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ronald Camp:
[Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
Ace Ventura:
Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.
 

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Carson McCullers - Quotes

 Next to music beer was best. 

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The Simpsons Movie - Quotes

 Marge Simpson:
Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart Simpson:
I'm troubled.
 

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Dharma & Greg - Quotes

 Edward Montgomery:
[drinking Martinis naked] Ball and chain has gone away, doo-dah, doo-dah. Drink Martinis Naked day. Dah-di-doo-dah-day!
 

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David Sedaris - Quotes

 We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail. 

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Zombieland - Quotes

 Columbus:
[Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year?
Wichita:
Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch.
Columbus:
Did you guys... [gestures with fingers]
Columbus:
...use tongue?
Wichita:
[laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?
Columbus:
Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I got my first B... [Wichita laughs]
Columbus:
...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice... [pauses]
Wichita:
And nobody picked you?
Columbus:
Well, it was ladies' choice.
Wichita:
[pauses in disbelief] ... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. [stands, offers Columbus her hand]
Wichita:
On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you. [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine]
Wichita:
Don't worry. Scotty's old news.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ronald Camp:
I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura:
See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
 

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Charles Bukowski - Quotes

 Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. 

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Chicago - Quotes

 Liz:
You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
 

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Best Week Ever - Quotes

 
[talking about TV drinking games and Celebrity Fit Club]
Chris Jericho:
I like to take a drink every time Gary Busey says something absolutely fucking insane.
 

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Good Will Hunting - Quotes

 Skylar:
Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will:
Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar:
What?
Will:
When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
Skylar:
[laughs] Okay, sounds good.
 

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Anthony Bourdain - Quotes

 They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. 

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Failure to Launch - Quotes

 Kit:
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula:
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit:
[sarcastically] Yeah!
 

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Edgar Allan Poe - Quotes

 I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom. 

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Blank Check - Quotes

 Butch:
I think this guy's been drinking vodka.
Carl Quigley:
I have not! I don't drink! Seriously, I don't!
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 I drink to make other people more interesting. 

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Craig Ferguson - Quotes

 Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane. 

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Gone in Sixty Seconds - Quotes

 
[as Freb and Mirror Man watch Sway feeding Toby]
The Sphinx:
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. [everyone stares in awe at Sphinx]
Tumbler:
He spoke.
Atley Jackson:
Yeah...
Memphis:
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach. [Sphinx, drinking a beer, just shrugs. Laughter]
 

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Jurassic Park - Quotes

 
[Grant sees a group of Dinosaurs drinking at the edge of a lake]
Dr. Alan Grant:
They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
 

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Lord of War - Quotes

 Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Welcome to Democracy!
Yuri Orlov:
Democracy? What have you been drinking Andy?
Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Heh, you have not seen the news. You know, they accuse me of rigging elections. But after this - [holds up a newspaper with the headline "U.S. Supreme Court Reverses Recount Ruling"]
Andre Baptiste Sr.:
- with your Florida and your Supreme Court of Kangaroos, now, the U.S. will shut up forever! [laughs]
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. 

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AVP: Alien vs. Predator - Quotes

 
[Lex discovers Weyland with his respirator]
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
There's no room for sick men on this expedition.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
My doctors tell me the worst is behind me.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
You're not a very good liar, Mr. Weyland. Stay on the ship. We'll update you at the top of every hour.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
You know, when you get sick, you think about your life and how you're going to be remembered. You know what I realized would happen when I go? A ten percent fall in share prices. Maybe twelve. And that's it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
I've heard this speech before. My dad broke his leg seven hundred feet from the summit of Mount Ranier. He was like you. He wouldn't go back or let us stop. We reached the top and he opened a bottle of champagne. I had my first drink with my dad at 14,400 feet. On the way down, he developed a blood clot in his leg that traveled to his lung. He suffered for four hours before dying twenty minutes from the base.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
You think that's the last thing your dad remembers? The pain? Or drinking champagne with his daughter fourteen thousand feet in the air? [pause]
Charles Bishop Weyland:
I need this.
 

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Species - Quotes

 
[while drinking Long Island Iced Tea]
Dan Smithson, Empath:
These are some good cups of tea, man.
 

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Friends - Quotes

 Joey:
[drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. [yelling]
Joey:
Get out of the way jackass. [to Rachel]
Joey:
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel:
That is the Coast Guard.
 

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Rent - Quotes

 Joanne:
[sung] This is weird.
Mark:
[sung] It's weird.
Joanne:
[sung] Very weird
Mark:
[sung] Fucking weird.
Joanne:
[sung] I'm so mad that I don't know what to do. Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you!
Mark:
[sung] Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
Joanne:
[sung] As a matter of fact...
Mark:
[sung] Honey, I know this act: It's called the Tango: Maureen.
 

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The Best Man - Quotes

 Jordan Armstrong:
You know, maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass whooped, I could be calm right now. But I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are raging out of control, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't wanna hear about no goddamn peas! Fuck you! Good night!
 

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Kissing a Fool - Quotes

 Max Abbitt:
He's drunk, he's been drinking an awful lot lately.
Jay Murphy:
He's right!
 

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Escanaba in da Moonlight - Quotes

 Rueben Soady:
[after drinking some of Albert Soady's sweet sap whiskey] Little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady:
A little what?
Rueben Soady:
On the sap, it's a little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady:
The saps what makes it.
Rueben Soady:
Yeah, well that may be, but if I didn't know better I'd say I just drunk from a bottle of maple syrup.
Albert Soady:
Gimme the damn jar back! [gets up from chair]
Rueben Soady:
Alright, sa [gets interrupted]
Albert Soady:
A man who can't look another man in the hairy eyeball and tell him he's heavy on the sap ain't much of a man.
 

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Mission Hill - Quotes

 Andy French:
Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.
Kevin French:
Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.
Andy French:
Sure. [Kevin grabs a bottle]
Andy French:
That's hair gel. [grabs another]
Andy French:
That's shampoo. [grabs another]
Andy French:
That's mouthwash.
 

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Escape Train - Quotes

 Automated Train Announcer:
Attention please. Please keep your feet off the seats. Smoking, eating, drinking and playing loud music are prohibited on the train and in stations. Thank you.
Valley Girl:
There they go again. Can you imagine having to repeat those same announcements over and over all day?
 

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Super Troopers - Quotes

 
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac:
All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster:
Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac:
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster:
Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry about the...
Foster:
All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license]
Foster:
Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry. [the man laughs a little]
Foster:
Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson:
Oh, no.
Foster:
Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause]
Foster:
All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson:
Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster:
Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson:
I thought...
Foster:
Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs]
Foster:
Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson:
I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster:
Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger]
Foster:
Do you see me eating mice?
Foster:
[Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson:
[the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster:
Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster:
Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster:
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
 

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The Key Party - Quotes

 Casey:
Alright... Victor Sparks! This song is, um, written by Craig for a band called the Victors!...
Mark:
Victor Sparks?
Michael:
[nodding] Victor Sparks.
Mark:
Sounds like a porn star.
Michael:
[drinking his beer] Oh, he wishes.
Mark:
[laughing] Which one is Victor Sparks?
Michael:
[pointing towards stage] He's the Pillsbury-guy looking there...
Victor Sparks:
[tuning guitar and addressing the crowd] Y'all don't have to be so polite...
 

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Sliding Doors - Quotes

 
[to Helen who is drinking a milk shake]
James:
Come on! If you don't drink your fatty drinks, you'll never really achieve quality cellulite.
 

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The Shawshank Redemption - Quotes

 Red:
[narrating] And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
Captain Hadley:
Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
Red:
[narrating] The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
 

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Best in Show - Quotes

 Hamilton Swan:
I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
Meg Swan:
That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.
 

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Ransom - Quotes

 Maris Conner:
And you're fuckin' drinkin' again.
Miles Roberts:
Well, that's okay, though, see, 'cause I haven't been drinking with the kid.
 

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Edgar Allan Poe - Quotes

 Fill with mingled cream and amber,

I will drain that glass again.

Such hilarious visions clamber

Through the chamber of my brain  

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The Remains of the Day - Quotes

 Father:
There was this English butler out in India. One day, he goes in the dining room and what does he see under the table ? A tiger. Not turning a hair, he goes straight to the drawing room. "Hum, hum. Excuse me, my lord," and whispering, so as not to upset the ladies : "I'm very sorry my lord. There appears to be a tiger in the dining room. Perhaps his Lordship will permit use of the twelve bores ?" They go on drinking their tea. And then, there's three gunshots. Well, they don't think nothing of it, this being out in India where they're used to anything. When the butler is back to refresh the teapots, he says, cool as a cucumber : "Dinner will be served at the usual time, my lord. And I am pleased to say there will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurence by that time." There will be no discernible traces of the recent occurrence by that time !
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. 

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Without a Trace - Quotes

 
[Sam has been put on leave after the shooting]
Martin:
Hey, what are you doing here?
Samantha:
I forgot something. [pauses]
Samantha:
The kids are all right?
Martin:
That's what Roger Daltry says.
Samantha:
[smiles] Right. Yeah.
Martin:
Get some sleep, will you?
Samantha:
Yeah, I just got to... find the thing that I forgot... before.
Martin:
Right.
Samantha:
Yeah.
Martin:
Okay.
Samantha:
Goodnight.
Martin:
G'Night. [Martin starts to head for the door]
Samantha:
Martin? [Martin stops and turns around]
Samantha:
You know how you said we should get a drink sometime?
Martin:
Yeah?
Samantha:
I could really use a drink.
Martin:
Well... nothing worse than a beautiful woman drinking alone.
 

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Sol Goode - Quotes

 Justin Sax:
[complaining about Sol drinking from the milk carton] Why don't you cut out the middle man and spit in my mouth?
 

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The Rugrats Movie - Quotes

 Igor:
[getting off circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Serge:
No, no, no, Igor, YOU stay and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Igor:
Nien! Monkeys watch YOU; I GET COFFEE!
Serge:
[Later, drinking coffee] You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor:
No, it is better in Kiev.
Serge:
No; is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor:
NOTHING is better in St. Petersburg!
 

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A League of Their Own - Quotes

 Walter Harvey:
You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job.
Jimmy Dugan:
I, uh, yeh, I, uh... I freely admit, sir, I had no right to... sell off the team's equipment like that; that won't happen again.
Walter Harvey:
Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall-down drunk?
Jimmy Dugan:
Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking.
Walter Harvey:
You've seen the error of your ways.
Jimmy Dugan:
No, I just can't afford it. [giggles]
Walter Harvey:
It's funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You're a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would've laid off the booze.
Jimmy Dugan:
Well, it's not exactly like that... I hurt my knee.
Walter Harvey:
You fell out of a hotel. That's how you hurt it.
Jimmy Dugan:
Well, there was a fire.
Walter Harvey:
Which you started, which I had to pay for.
Jimmy Dugan:
Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with.
 

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Friday Night Lights - Quotes

 Brian Chavez:
We will win State.
Don Billingsley:
Chavez, you're like a human pi"ata. You get your ass all beat more than anybody I know, and you just sit there and spit out candy.
Mike Winchell:
That's because he's out of here. He's got the grades. And no matter what we win or loose he knows he's getting out. He's got one foot out the door, man.
Brian Chavez:
Give me the gun.
Don Billingsley:
[making fun of Chavez] You're going to be drinking martinis, eating lamb chops, getting manicures...
Brian Chavez:
You're just jealous.
Don Billingsley:
...removing your freakin' shoes.
 

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Family Matters - Quotes

 Steve Urkel:
[drinking spiked punch] What is this? Mango?
 

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Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile of Me - Quotes

 Richard Jeni:
Attention eyeballs: This is the brain. Mayday, mayday, mayday. We have two giant bazooms closing from the south. Do not engage, repeat: Do not engage. She's drinking red wine, and there's PMS. We are at DEFCON 3. I say again: two bouncing honkers are closing. Chest size: three-niner. Cup size: David, David, [reads report]
Richard Jeni:
David. Do not engage those tits.
 

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Jeff Foxworthy - Quotes

 The problem with the designated driver program, it's

not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into

doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,

drop them off at the wrong house. 

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Buffalo Girls - Quotes

 Teddy Blue:
I'm too old to start drinking whiskey at ten in the morning.
Calamity Jane:
Yeah, well, I'm too old to stop.
 

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The Simpsons Movie - Quotes

 Lisa Simpson:
This town is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen. So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses! [everyone spits out their water in disgust]
Moe:
See, this is why we should hate kids!
 

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Barton Fink - Quotes

 W.P. Mayhew:
Mister Fink, they have not invented a genre of picture that Bill Mayhew has not, at one time or other, been invited to essay. Yes, I have taken my stab at the rasslin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a freshman here, eager for an upperclassman's counsel. However, just at the moment, I have drinking to do. Why don't you stop by my bungalow, which is number fifteen, later on this afternoon, and we will discuss rasslin' scenarios and other things lit'rary.
 

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Jackass Number Two - Quotes

 Chris Pontius:
[after drinking horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.
 

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Passions - Quotes

 
[Everyone has to convince Father Lonigan to baptize Tabitha to avert a volcanic eruption]
Julian Crane:
The threat to Harmony is real.
Eve Russell:
We saw the volcano erupting in a magic bowl.
Father Lonigan:
Eve, have you been drinking again?
Eve Russell:
No.
Father Lonigan:
Popping pills.
Eve Russell:
No.
Father Lonigan:
Smoking weed.
Eve Russell:
Oh, no!
 

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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America - Quotes

 Beavis:
This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head:
This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis:
Yeah, yeah. Or, like a 7-Eleven or something.
 

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Beer League - Quotes

 Dirt:
Hey! I don't wanna see any a you Italians drinking from my water bottle! Damned wops!
 

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Graham Greene - Quotes

 There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief. 

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Raymond Chandler - Quotes

 A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before. 

Tags: alcoholism   drinking     


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