Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. 

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Napoleon Dynamite - Quotes

 Napoleon Dynamite:
[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
 

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Chelsea Handler - Quotes

 There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. 

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Christopher Hitchens - Quotes

 Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-time is probably a bad sign, but here are some simple pieces of advice for the young. Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.) Avoid all narcotics: these make you more boring rather than less and are not designed 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ronald Camp:
[Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
Ace Ventura:
Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.
 

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Carson McCullers - Quotes

 Next to music beer was best. 

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The Simpsons Movie - Quotes

 Marge Simpson:
Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart Simpson:
I'm troubled.
 

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Napoleon Dynamite - Quotes

 Napoleon Dynamite:
[drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1:
That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite:
Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite:
[drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2:
Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite:
Yessssssssss.
 

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Lost in Translation - Quotes

 Stills Photographer:
You know double-O-7?
Bob:
He drinks martinis, but all right.
 

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Dharma & Greg - Quotes

 Edward Montgomery:
[drinking Martinis naked] Ball and chain has gone away, doo-dah, doo-dah. Drink Martinis Naked day. Dah-di-doo-dah-day!
 

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David Sedaris - Quotes

 We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail. 

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Zombieland - Quotes

 Columbus:
[Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year?
Wichita:
Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch.
Columbus:
Did you guys... [gestures with fingers]
Columbus:
...use tongue?
Wichita:
[laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?
Columbus:
Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I got my first B... [Wichita laughs]
Columbus:
...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice... [pauses]
Wichita:
And nobody picked you?
Columbus:
Well, it was ladies' choice.
Wichita:
[pauses in disbelief] ... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. [stands, offers Columbus her hand]
Wichita:
On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you. [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine]
Wichita:
Don't worry. Scotty's old news.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Ronald Camp:
I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura:
See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
 

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Made of Honor - Quotes

 Christie - Wife #6:
If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you! [she spanks Tom]
Tom:
Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you. [Hannah kicks him]
Tom:
Ow!
Christie - Wife #6:
Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.
Tom:
Alright, sure [Tom's dad comes over]
Christie - Wife #6:
Oh, here he is!
Thomas Bailey Sr.:
She's just as drunk as the night we met. [Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself]
Tom:
Oh got right on ahead.
Thomas Bailey Sr.:
[Slaps Tom] You're a bad influence on her!
Tom:
Wha-? Me? [Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off]
Hannah:
He knows that he can just date right?
Tom:
No, I don't think so. [They laugh]
 

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Charles Bukowski - Quotes

 Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. 

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Chicago - Quotes

 Liz:
You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
 

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Best Week Ever - Quotes

 
[talking about TV drinking games and Celebrity Fit Club]
Chris Jericho:
I like to take a drink every time Gary Busey says something absolutely fucking insane.
 

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Good Will Hunting - Quotes

 Skylar:
Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will:
Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar:
What?
Will:
When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
Skylar:
[laughs] Okay, sounds good.
 

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Anthony Bourdain - Quotes

 They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. 

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Failure to Launch - Quotes

 Kit:
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Paula:
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
Kit:
[sarcastically] Yeah!
 

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Edgar Allan Poe - Quotes

 I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom. 

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Renaissance Man - Quotes

 Bill Rago:
Hamlet's mother, she's a queen.
Soldiers:
Hamlet's mother, she's a queen.
Bill Rago:
Buys it in the final scene.
Soldiers:
Buys it in the final scene.
Bill Rago:
Drinks a glass of funky wine.
Soldiers:
Drinks a glass of funky wine.
Bill Rago:
Now she's Satan's valentine.
Soldiers:
Now she's Satan's valentine.
 

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Blank Check - Quotes

 Butch:
I think this guy's been drinking vodka.
Carl Quigley:
I have not! I don't drink! Seriously, I don't!
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 I drink to make other people more interesting. 

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Craig Ferguson - Quotes

 Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane. 

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Gone in Sixty Seconds - Quotes

 
[as Freb and Mirror Man watch Sway feeding Toby]
The Sphinx:
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. [everyone stares in awe at Sphinx]
Tumbler:
He spoke.
Atley Jackson:
Yeah...
Memphis:
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach. [Sphinx, drinking a beer, just shrugs. Laughter]
 

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Jurassic Park - Quotes

 
[Grant sees a group of Dinosaurs drinking at the edge of a lake]
Dr. Alan Grant:
They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
 

Tags: Drinking Quotes     
Lord of War - Quotes

 Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Welcome to Democracy!
Yuri Orlov:
Democracy? What have you been drinking Andy?
Andre Baptiste Sr.:
Heh, you have not seen the news. You know, they accuse me of rigging elections. But after this - [holds up a newspaper with the headline "U.S. Supreme Court Reverses Recount Ruling"]
Andre Baptiste Sr.:
- with your Florida and your Supreme Court of Kangaroos, now, the U.S. will shut up forever! [laughs]
 

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Jackass Number Two - Quotes

 Johnny Knoxville:
[while gagging after Pontius drinks the horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. 

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Desert Saints - Quotes

 Bennie Harper:
You sure are a tough guy.
Arthur Banks:
What are you talking about?
Bennie Harper:
You talk like a tough guy, you walk like a tough guy, you even order drinks like a tough guy...
Arthur Banks:
I'm not a tough guy - I'm just careful!
Bennie Harper:
Careful of what?
Arthur Banks:
Of pretty women...
 

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Quotes

 Hedwig:
I have been having the most wonderful time with - do you remember that 45-year-old divorcee with the hair and the mean look? She came up to me after the show and I thought, "This lady wants a piece of me." So I didn't know what to do. I was alone, I had nothing in my hand, I was going to go for the eyes. She came at me from both sides, somehow, and she just gave me a fucking hug. She gave me a fucking hug. Can you figure? Can you fucking beat that? She gave me - also got a few drinks from it, as well.
 

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There Will Be Blood - Quotes

 Plainview:
[Daniel has covered his face with a napkin] So Standard offered us a million dollars for the Little Boston leases, and I told H. M. Tilford where he could shove that, and we made a deal with Union! On the pipeline! And that whole ocean of oil underneath our fields!
H.M. Tilford:
[to his tablemates] ... 150,000 dollars...
Man:
We needed the money to drill.
Man:
I go out to meet him. He's getting oil on the property. We're trying to make a claim on it. Offered him a million dollars. Turned us down flat.
Plainview:
[growing frustrated] All right. [stands up, walks over and leans in to Tilford's face]
Plainview:
I want you to look over there. [points towards H.W]
H.M. Tilford:
Daniel, let me introduce you...
Plainview:
Look over there, you see. That's my son. You see him? You SEE?
H.M. Tilford:
I see him.
Plainview:
You don't tell me how to raise my family. I told you not to tell me how to raise my family. So, what do you see?
H.M. Tilford:
I'm very happy for you that...
Plainview:
Yes, I've made a deal with Union and my son is happy and safe.
H.M. Tilford:
Congratulations. Excellent...
Plainview:
I'm taking care of him now, so... You look like a fool, don't you Tilford?
H.M. Tilford:
[long pause] Yes.
Plainview:
Y-y-y-yes, you do.
H.M. Tilford:
[embarrassed] Excuse me gentlemen...
Plainview:
Oh, excuse me gentlemen. Excuse him, gentlemen. [to Tilford]
Plainview:
I told you what I was gonna do. [drinks Tilford's whiskey]
 

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AVP: Alien vs. Predator - Quotes

 
[Lex discovers Weyland with his respirator]
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
There's no room for sick men on this expedition.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
My doctors tell me the worst is behind me.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
You're not a very good liar, Mr. Weyland. Stay on the ship. We'll update you at the top of every hour.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
You know, when you get sick, you think about your life and how you're going to be remembered. You know what I realized would happen when I go? A ten percent fall in share prices. Maybe twelve. And that's it.
Alexa 'Lex' Woods:
I've heard this speech before. My dad broke his leg seven hundred feet from the summit of Mount Ranier. He was like you. He wouldn't go back or let us stop. We reached the top and he opened a bottle of champagne. I had my first drink with my dad at 14,400 feet. On the way down, he developed a blood clot in his leg that traveled to his lung. He suffered for four hours before dying twenty minutes from the base.
Charles Bishop Weyland:
You think that's the last thing your dad remembers? The pain? Or drinking champagne with his daughter fourteen thousand feet in the air? [pause]
Charles Bishop Weyland:
I need this.
 

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Species - Quotes

 
[while drinking Long Island Iced Tea]
Dan Smithson, Empath:
These are some good cups of tea, man.
 

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Quotes

 Space Ghost:
[to Master Shake] You need to chill out, and shut your lid cup, or else it'll be time to shake it up! [pause]
Space Ghost:
And the drinks are on me. [pause]
Space Ghost:
Cause I'm tired of milking this shake. And there's no... free refills this time. [pause]
Space Ghost:
Excuse me Mam but the machine seems to be out of ice and, I just purchased this. [longer pause]
Space Ghost:
Let me, let me rework this.
 

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Friends - Quotes

 Joey:
[drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. [yelling]
Joey:
Get out of the way jackass. [to Rachel]
Joey:
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel:
That is the Coast Guard.
 

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Rent - Quotes

 Joanne:
[sung] This is weird.
Mark:
[sung] It's weird.
Joanne:
[sung] Very weird
Mark:
[sung] Fucking weird.
Joanne:
[sung] I'm so mad that I don't know what to do. Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you!
Mark:
[sung] Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
Joanne:
[sung] As a matter of fact...
Mark:
[sung] Honey, I know this act: It's called the Tango: Maureen.
 

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The Best Man - Quotes

 Jordan Armstrong:
You know, maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass whooped, I could be calm right now. But I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are raging out of control, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't wanna hear about no goddamn peas! Fuck you! Good night!
 

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Kissing a Fool - Quotes

 Max Abbitt:
He's drunk, he's been drinking an awful lot lately.
Jay Murphy:
He's right!
 

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Made - Quotes

 Ricky Slade:
Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax? Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for?
Flight Attendent:
Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one?
Ricky Slade:
They're complementary?
Flight Attendent:
Yes.
Ricky Slade:
You bet your ass I would.
 

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Escanaba in da Moonlight - Quotes

 Rueben Soady:
[after drinking some of Albert Soady's sweet sap whiskey] Little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady:
A little what?
Rueben Soady:
On the sap, it's a little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady:
The saps what makes it.
Rueben Soady:
Yeah, well that may be, but if I didn't know better I'd say I just drunk from a bottle of maple syrup.
Albert Soady:
Gimme the damn jar back! [gets up from chair]
Rueben Soady:
Alright, sa [gets interrupted]
Albert Soady:
A man who can't look another man in the hairy eyeball and tell him he's heavy on the sap ain't much of a man.
 

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My Blue Heaven - Quotes

 Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli:
Two double scotches please.
Stewardess #1:
I'm sorry we can only serve two drinks at a time. Two double scotches would be four drinks.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli:
OK how about this? You sell me my double scotch, and you sell my friend his double scotch, but instead of putting his double scotch on his tray, you put it on mine and I'll pay you for both. By the way have I told you that you look lovely in red and blue... Pam.
Stewardess #1:
Ok, fine. Here you go.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli:
Keep the change.
Stewardess #1:
Oh, we're not allowed to accept tips.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli:
[Turns to Barney] Not allowed to accept tips.
 

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Mission Hill - Quotes

 Andy French:
Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.
Kevin French:
Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.
Andy French:
Sure. [Kevin grabs a bottle]
Andy French:
That's hair gel. [grabs another]
Andy French:
That's shampoo. [grabs another]
Andy French:
That's mouthwash.
 

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Renaissance Man - Quotes

 Soldiers:
[chanting] Hamlet's mother, she's the queen / Buys it in the final scene / Drinks a glass of funky wine / Now she's Satan's Valentine.
 

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Escape Train - Quotes

 Automated Train Announcer:
Attention please. Please keep your feet off the seats. Smoking, eating, drinking and playing loud music are prohibited on the train and in stations. Thank you.
Valley Girl:
There they go again. Can you imagine having to repeat those same announcements over and over all day?
 

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Super Troopers - Quotes

 
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac:
All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster:
Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac:
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster:
Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry about the...
Foster:
All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license]
Foster:
Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson:
Sorry. [the man laughs a little]
Foster:
Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson:
Oh, no.
Foster:
Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause]
Foster:
All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson:
Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster:
Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson:
I thought...
Foster:
Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs]
Foster:
Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson:
I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster:
Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger]
Foster:
Do you see me eating mice?
Foster:
[Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson:
[the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster:
Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster:
Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster:
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
 

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Forget Paris - Quotes

 
[looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]
Ellen:
Rodin never said what he was thinking.
Mickey:
You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."
 

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Ellen Dean - Quotes

 Think champagne, drink champagne! 

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The Key Party - Quotes

 Casey:
Alright... Victor Sparks! This song is, um, written by Craig for a band called the Victors!...
Mark:
Victor Sparks?
Michael:
[nodding] Victor Sparks.
Mark:
Sounds like a porn star.
Michael:
[drinking his beer] Oh, he wishes.
Mark:
[laughing] Which one is Victor Sparks?
Michael:
[pointing towards stage] He's the Pillsbury-guy looking there...
Victor Sparks:
[tuning guitar and addressing the crowd] Y'all don't have to be so polite...
 

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Sliding Doors - Quotes

 
[to Helen who is drinking a milk shake]
James:
Come on! If you don't drink your fatty drinks, you'll never really achieve quality cellulite.
 

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The Shawshank Redemption - Quotes

 Red:
[narrating] And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
Captain Hadley:
Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
Red:
[narrating] The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
 

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Best in Show - Quotes

 Hamilton Swan:
I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
Meg Swan:
That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.
 

Tags: Drinking Quotes   Thought Quotes     
Ransom - Quotes

 Maris Conner:
And you're fuckin' drinkin' again.
Miles Roberts:
Well, that's okay, though, see, 'cause I haven't been drinking with the kid.
 

Tags: Drinking Quotes     
The Paper - Quotes

 Alicia:
One of our security guards actually tried to frisk me. We're having drinks later.
 

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Edgar Allan Poe - Quotes

 Fill with mingled cream and amber,

I will drain that glass again.

Such hilarious visions clamber

Through the chamber of my brain  

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The Remains of the Day - Quotes

 Father:
There was this English butler out in India. One day, he goes in the dining room and what does he see under the table ? A tiger. Not turning a hair, he goes straight to the drawing room. "Hum, hum. Excuse me, my lord," and whispering, so as not to upset the ladies : "I'm very sorry my lord. There appears to be a tiger in the dining room. Perhaps his Lordship will permit use of the twelve bores ?" They go on drinking their tea. And then, there's three gunshots. Well, they don't think nothing of it, this being out in India where they're used to anything. When the butler is back to refresh the teapots, he says, cool as a cucumber : "Dinner will be served at the usual time, my lord. And I am pleased to say there will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurence by that time." There will be no discernible traces of the recent occurrence by that time !
 

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Inglourious Basterds - Quotes

 Lt. Archie Hicox:
Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind I go out speaking the king's?
Major Dieter Hellstrom:
By all means, Captain.
Lt. Archie Hicox:
There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. And seeing as I might be rapping on the door momentarily... [he drinks the scotch]
Lt. Archie Hicox:
I must say, damned good stuff, sir. [pause]
Lt. Archie Hicox:
Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in...
 

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Ernest Hemingway - Quotes

 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. 

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Without a Trace - Quotes

 
[Sam has been put on leave after the shooting]
Martin:
Hey, what are you doing here?
Samantha:
I forgot something. [pauses]
Samantha:
The kids are all right?
Martin:
That's what Roger Daltry says.
Samantha:
[smiles] Right. Yeah.
Martin:
Get some sleep, will you?
Samantha:
Yeah, I just got to... find the thing that I forgot... before.
Martin:
Right.
Samantha:
Yeah.
Martin:
Okay.
Samantha:
Goodnight.
Martin:
G'Night. [Martin starts to head for the door]
Samantha:
Martin? [Martin stops and turns around]
Samantha:
You know how you said we should get a drink sometime?
Martin:
Yeah?
Samantha:
I could really use a drink.
Martin:
Well... nothing worse than a beautiful woman drinking alone.
 

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