Boot Camp  - Quotes

 D.I. Tony Rosenbum:
Save the drama for your mama and push.
 

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Changing Lanes  - Quotes

 Valerie Gipson:
Whatever drama you've gotten yourself into, it's just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless I am in your field of gravity.
 

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Remember WENN  - Quotes

 Betty Roberts:
Creatively, what aspect of radio drama most interests you?
Scott Sherwood:
It doesn't. Never had much time for radio. Stops me from thinking out loud. Bought a second-hand schooner that had one, but I never listened until I ran up on a reef in Samoa and had to wait almost a week for help. Ever try to eat a barnacle?
Betty Roberts:
No.
Scott Sherwood:
Don't.
Betty Roberts:
I promise not to.
 



Four Rooms  - Quotes

 Ted the Bellhop:
Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
Margaret:
He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
Ted the Bellhop:
No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!
Margaret:
What kinda gun was it?
Ted the Bellhop:
I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big.
Margaret:
Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?
Ted the Bellhop:
Yeah, sorta like that. Yeah.
Margaret:
Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?
Ted the Bellhop:
What difference does it make?
Margaret:
Well, for one thing it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.
Ted the Bellhop:
Who the fuck cares whether it was a .44 or a .392? It was a big fucking gun, it was loaded, and it was pointed right at my fucking head.
 

Flourish  - Quotes

 Wendy Covner:
Open the door.
Lucy Covner:
You're gonna hit me!
Wendy Covner:
I am not gonna hit you; you sound like your father!
Lucy Covner:
I just wanted to use your car for one minute to run an errand before Gaby got here, okay?
Wendy Covner:
Please open the damn door. Really, I'm not going to hit you. Also, I didn't know you were into the "F" work; when did that happen? [Pause]
Wendy Covner:
Open the door- which reminds me we're taking this lock out!
Lucy Covner:
I don't want another slap mark on my face for later!
Wendy Covner:
Well, there's not gonna be a later because you're grounded. Gabrielle's on her way.
Lucy Covner:
Tell me why I'm grounded! [Opens the door, her mother slaps her face]
Lucy Covner:
Ow! Ow! What the fuck was that for?!
Wendy Covner:
Don't say the word "fuck"! [Lucy is crying]
Wendy Covner:
Oh please, you should try out for the drama club or something. Go get your essay so you're ready when she comes.
Lucy Covner:
Something bad is gonna happen to you! You wait and see!
 

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Stay Tuned  - Quotes

 Voice over on one of the HVTV channels:
And now the all-new mini-series about the French Revolution... Off With His Head, the story of the Marquis de Knable, an enemy of the people, who tries to escape the guillotine by wearing a disguise. It's an epic drama of love, danger, and cross-dressing.
 

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Pineapple Express  - Quotes

 Clark:
Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class.
Angie Anderson:
Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants.
Clark:
Oh, I wish.
 

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The Critic  - Quotes

 Marty Sherman:
But I can't act!
Drama Teacher:
That's what a young Steve Guttenberg said to me, but look at him now! No, wait... look at him four years ago.
 

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The Ref  - Quotes

 Lloyd:
I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!
 

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Clerks.  - Quotes

 Randal Graves:
Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
 

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