D.I. Tony Rosenbum: Save the drama for your mama and push.
Valerie Gipson: Whatever drama you've gotten yourself into, it's just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless I am in your field of gravity.
Betty Roberts: Creatively, what aspect of radio drama most interests you? Scott Sherwood: It doesn't. Never had much time for radio. Stops me from thinking out loud. Bought a second-hand schooner that had one, but I never listened until I ran up on a reef in Samoa and had to wait almost a week for help. Ever try to eat a barnacle? Betty Roberts: No. Scott Sherwood: Don't. Betty Roberts: I promise not to.
Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife. Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife? Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun! Margaret: What kinda gun was it? Ted the Bellhop: I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big. Margaret: Was it like Dirty Harry's gun? Ted the Bellhop: Yeah, sorta like that. Yeah. Margaret: Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel? Ted the Bellhop: What difference does it make? Margaret: Well, for one thing it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357. Ted the Bellhop: Who the fuck cares whether it was a .44 or a .392? It was a big fucking gun, it was loaded, and it was pointed right at my fucking head.
Wendy Covner: Open the door. Lucy Covner: You're gonna hit me! Wendy Covner: I am not gonna hit you; you sound like your father! Lucy Covner: I just wanted to use your car for one minute to run an errand before Gaby got here, okay? Wendy Covner: Please open the damn door. Really, I'm not going to hit you. Also, I didn't know you were into the "F" work; when did that happen? [Pause] Wendy Covner: Open the door- which reminds me we're taking this lock out! Lucy Covner: I don't want another slap mark on my face for later! Wendy Covner: Well, there's not gonna be a later because you're grounded. Gabrielle's on her way. Lucy Covner: Tell me why I'm grounded! [Opens the door, her mother slaps her face] Lucy Covner: Ow! Ow! What the fuck was that for?! Wendy Covner: Don't say the word "fuck"! [Lucy is crying] Wendy Covner: Oh please, you should try out for the drama club or something. Go get your essay so you're ready when she comes. Lucy Covner: Something bad is gonna happen to you! You wait and see!
Voice over on one of the HVTV channels: And now the all-new mini-series about the French Revolution... Off With His Head, the story of the Marquis de Knable, an enemy of the people, who tries to escape the guillotine by wearing a disguise. It's an epic drama of love, danger, and cross-dressing.
Clark: Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class. Angie Anderson: Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants. Clark: Oh, I wish.
Marty Sherman: But I can't act! Drama Teacher: That's what a young Steve Guttenberg said to me, but look at him now! No, wait... look at him four years ago.
Lloyd: I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!
Randal Graves: Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
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