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Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was time to jettison the past before the present jettisoned me. This was my first veiled attempt at recovery. Although perhaps I was just running away again. I returned to Glasgow, planning to say a final goodbye to Anne and get out of her life, but ended up drinking with buddies in the Chip Bar and never seeing her. I called her instead to say I was moving to London and told her she could have the house and everything else we owned, which wasn't much. I think she was as relieved as I was that I was leaving town for good.

The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.

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Cleopatra:
Divorce your wife! Marry me and name Caesarion your one true heir!
Julius Caesar:
No! Caesarion is my son. Octavian is my heir.

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[In May, 2005, on his impending divorce to Jennifer Aniston] The thing I don't understand is looking at this as a failure. It's talked about like it failed, I guess because it wasn't flawless. Me, I embrace the messiness of life. I find it so beautiful, actually.

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Ingrid Harrer:
[in a letter] Dear Heinrich. Please sign the divorce papers and send them to my lawyer. Horst and I intend to be married as soon as the divorce is finalized. As for your letter, yes, your son Rolf Harrer was born while you were climbing the mountain. He is now two years old and calls Horst papa. When he is old enough I'll tell him his real father was lost in the Himalayas. It seems the kindest thing to say since you never wanted the child anyway. Needless to say I have to intentions resolving our differences as you suggested. They were resolved the moment you left Austria. I'm sorry you have been imprisoned in India and hope this dreadful war will soon be over for everyone's sake.

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Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

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She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.

I do have a knack for finding great women.

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[Nicky Rogan, in a taxi cab, sees his daughter in an adjacent taxi, exits his, and joins her in hers]
Nicky Rogan:
How come I don't see you any more? Where are you, all day?
Laurel Rogan:
[laughs sardonically] I'm at college. Thought you knew.
Nicky Rogan:
You wanna get a coffee?
Laurel Rogan:
I don't drink coffee, Daddy. This is not what we should be talking about.
Nicky Rogan:
What do you want to talk about? I'll talk about anything you want to talk about. What's this? [He picks up her radio]
Laurel Rogan:
Senior Play tonight, remember?
Nicky Rogan:
Why do you need a radio?
Laurel Rogan:
So I can listen to the ball game at intermissions! Do you know that Mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?
Nicky Rogan:
Don't talk like that! Man! How prominent? What are you implying?
Laurel Rogan:
She's doing like those Iranians. I divorce thee. I divorce thee. I divorce thee.

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The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal.

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Marilyn:
[Tom pulls up in his car] Late again, Tom.
Tom Ryan:
Hey, Marilyn.
Marilyn:
I thought you were moving.
Tom Ryan:
Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name.
Marilyn:
No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties."

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The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying; the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving. I didn't want to destroy anything or anybody. I just wanted to slip quietly out the back door, without causing any fuss or consequences, and then not stop running until I reached Greenland.

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I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man.

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I took the sleeper out of Glasgow, and as the smelly old train bumped out of Central Station and across the Jamaica Street Bridge, I stared out at the orange halogen streetlamps reflected in the black water of the river Clyde. I gazed at the crumbling Victorian buildings that would soon be sandblasted and renovated into yuppie hutches. I watched the revelers and rascals traverse the shiny wet streets. I thought of the thrill and danger of my youth and the fear and frustration of my adult life thus far. I thought of the failure of my marriage and my failures as a man. I saw all this through my reflection in the nighttime window.

Down the tracks I went, hardly aware that I was going further south with every passing second.

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Col. Robert Stout: I'm Bobby Stout.
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?
Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.

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Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it

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I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear.

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[to Evie, who is lying bound and gagged on a bed after a consensual bondage scene with Laura]
Marty Barnes:
Hi. Listen, before I untie you, while I have your attention, I just wanted to take a minute and say, you know, this is going to be really rough on you and Dave. It will probably end up in divorce for the two of you; it's really sad. Okay, what I'm thinking is you're going to have half of Dave's money, right? And I got a really good investment for you... a really good project I'm working on. It's something...

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Halley:
Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".

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Betty Warren:
Miss Watson, can you help me get in touch with that friend of yours in Greenwich Village?
Mrs. Warren:
Oh, what do you need in Greenwich Village?
Betty Warren:
An apartment. I filed for a divorce this morning. And since we know I'm not welcome in your house. You remember Giselle Levy? What did you call her? "A New York Kike", that's it. Well, we're going to be room mates.

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Hedwig:
After my divorce from Luther I scraped by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs - mostly the jobs we call blow. I had lost my job at the base PX, and I had lost my gag reflex. You do the math.

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Miles Massey:
I saw an ad in the paper. "No-fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer". Made me sick to my stomach. No-fault divorce.

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This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.

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I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted.

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Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

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He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path.

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Gob:
[Gob's wife has served him divorce papers] And now she's stomping on my heart.
Michael Bluth:
What's her first name? Quickly.
Gob:
[flustered] Crindee.
Michael Bluth:
Name's not Crindee, Gob.
Gob:
[Reads papers] Ah, Saul Zetzmann. Nope. That's her lawyer. Well, she's GOT a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is. And I'm gonna make a pun on it. And that's what I'll call her. Bad example: if her name's Amy, I'll call her "Blame-y."
Michael Bluth:
That's a strong defense.

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Jay Corgan:
My parents put an ocean between them after the nastiest divorce ever. No joke. People study it.

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They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That

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The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis-

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Marylin Rexroth:
[after Miles kisses Marylin] I could have you disbarred for that.
Miles Massey:
It was worth it.
Marylin Rexroth:
A romantic divorce attorney.
Miles Massey:
You fascinate me.

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John Moss:
No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know, maybe its something about my personality- [car honks]
John Moss:
HEY, UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! What do you think?

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Owen:
What's that "order in the universe" thing?
Nicholas "Nick" Hume:
Well, our insurer spent 300,000 bucks on this new model - new field data, new society. Who is the ideal employee? Who dies how and when? And they sent it over to show what a great job they're doing. And you know what it says? It says that people with kids live longer than people with no kids. People with two live longer than people with one. Smoking is bad. Speeding is bad. Deaths in the family are bad. Divorce is bad. It's just kind of nice to see that all that junk is still true.

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I think: I would like to take N back to a story right now, like a rake.

I would say,

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Mike O' Donnell:
Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I'd die... then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad... because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to. But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on. [pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court]

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Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.

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Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I look at other people, I automatically form thought bubbles over their heads. Happy Couple With Stroller. Innocent Teenage Girl With Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her. Content Grandmother And Grandfather Visiting Town Where Their Grandchildren Live With Intact Parents. Secure Housewife With Big Diamond. Undamaged Group Of Young Men On Skateboards. Good Man With Baby In BabyBj

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Ezekiel:
I hate being married to you! I hate it! Any man would!
Havana:
Then do something about it! Give me my money and I'm outta here! One quick divorce and I'm Havana What-was-her-name!
Ezekiel:
Well, it sounds good, but what is it for?
Havana:
It is a ticket out of hell!
Ezekiel:
No...
Havana:
No, you listen! [pushes Zeke down]
Havana:
Let me take the heat on this one! If you tell Uncle Wilhelm that I am a lousy wife, with lousy wifely skills, and an overbearing sexual appetite, he is gonna cut us both a little slack. You give me my money, and I'm gone!

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Tom Ryan:
Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
C. J.:
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Mahalik:
Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.:
Yeah.
Mahalik:
She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Tom Ryan:
Uh...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts] What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik:
'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
Tom Ryan:
Guys, I'm trying to ask...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts again] So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik:
No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
Tom Ryan:
Uh, guys...
C. J.:
[C.J. interrupts yet again] Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik:
Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.:
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik:
I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.:
You do that!

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I should have known then it wasn

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I know one thing about men,

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This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together.

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Sara Gaskell:
So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.

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Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.

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I feel angry but not homocidal; this may be unlooked-for progress.

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George Wade:
Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson:
No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a *flesh* popsicle.

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Delusion detests focus and romance provide the veil.

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[first lines]
District Attorney:
Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had with your wife the night that she was murdered.
Andy Dufresne:
It was very bitter. She said she was glad I knew, that she hated all the sneaking around. And she said that she wanted a divorce in Reno.

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Mike O'Donnell:
[finds out that Scarlett is re-doing their yard] The divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right.
Scarlett O'Donnell:
Really? I spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine about what you could have done without me and I have no right?
Mike O'Donnell:
It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard.
Scarlett O'Donnell:
Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how " If you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it."
Mike O'Donnell:
I don't think it was a whole two days...
Scarlett O'Donnell:
What about the hammock over here?
Mike O'Donnell:
Yeah...
Scarlett O'Donnell:
Yeah, I think you quit that one because you just decided not try anymore.

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Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow, follow, follow, follow,

Follow the Pfizer pill road!

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Ricky:
You live here, at a hotel?
Harriet:
My mom got it as a divorce present.

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Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

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Already things are changing; it

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I sensed he may have occasionally strayed in some of his past relationships. It was something I felt but ignored, a rent in the fabric of an otherwise splendid garment I thought I could mend. I thought I could live with it

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I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly.

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Any way I slice reality it comes out poorly, and I feel an urge to not exist, something I have never felt before; and now here it comes with conviction, almost panic. I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallow opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly.

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I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.

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Margaret Nathan:
Divorce Lawyers should be on call like Doctors!

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I saw my reflection in their eyes, but not the men themselves, not clearly. This preserved the idea that all intelligent and even vaguely attractive men were essentially good. Delusion detest focus and romance provides the veil.

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I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

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