Confessions of a Shopaholic  - Quotes

 Graham Bloomwood:
Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.
 

Tags: Debt Quotes   Economy Quotes   Mother Quotes     


Memoirs of a Geisha  - Quotes

 Narrator (Old Sayuri):
The winter I turned fifteen I saw the chairman again, but that wasn't the only surprise fate brought me that season. Along with the snow came a most unexpected visitor.
Mother:
Why is she here? Chiyo, Chiyo, open the gate! [motioning for her to open the door and straigtening herself before going to her table]
Mameha:
Now that your beloved granny has gone you have no need for a maid.
Mother:
I would never question the great Mameha, but you could choose anyone in the Hanamachi.
Mameha:
You flatter me, truly. [bowering her head in compliment]
Mother:
I would give you my pumpkin if she weren't already tied to Hatsumomo.
Mameha:
Please I would never dream of asking
Mother:
Besides, I can always sell Chiyo to Mrs. Tetsuyo. [smoking her cigerette]
Mameha:
With your eye for beauty and nose for talent,surely you can see what a terrible waste that would be.
Mother:
If you were not the kind hearted Geisha I know you to be, then I might think that you werescheming against Hatsumomo. [looking towards the door where Chiyo and Pumpkin are listening]
Mameha:
Then I'm grateful Mrs. Nita that you don't have a suspicious mind.
Mother:
Perhaps you can pique my interest with... your offer.
Mameha:
I will cover Chiyo's schooling, all her expenses, until after her debut. [proposing as she slides her cup across the table]
Mother:
Now I am confident that you are teasing. [pouring more tea]
Mameha:
I could not be more sincere. If Chiyo has not repaid her debt within six months after her debut.
Mother:
[scoffing] Impossible, too little time!
Mameha:
Then I will pay you twice over. [uping the offer]
Mother:
What...? No Geisha could ever... [pushing the tea towards Mameha]
Mameha:
And I am certain you will not object to one trivial condition.
Mother:
Uh yes...? [puts down pipe, listening intently]
Mameha:
If Chiyo erases her debt in the time allowed, You will not have any part in her future earnings.
Mother:
[smirks in acceptance]
 

Patch Adams  - Quotes

 Hunter Patch Adams:
Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."
Bill Davis:
To check out.
Hunter Patch Adams:
To shuffle off this mortal coil.
Bill Davis:
To head for the happy hunting ground.
Hunter Patch Adams:
To blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
Bill Davis:
To find oneself without breath.
Hunter Patch Adams:
To be the incredible decaying man.
Bill Davis:
Worm buffet.
Hunter Patch Adams:
Kick the bucket.
Bill Davis:
Buy the farm.
Hunter Patch Adams:
Take the cab.
Bill Davis:
Cash in your chips.
 

Tags: Debt Quotes   Self Quotes   Hunting Quotes     


Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World  - Quotes

 Dr. Stephen Maturin:
Jack, I fear you have burdened me with a debt I can never fully repay.
Capt. Jack Aubrey:
Nonsense! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Dr. Stephen Maturin:
A shrub? Nonsense! I shall name a new species of tortoise after you: Testudo Aubreii!
 

Tags: Debt Quotes   Fear Quotes     
The Spanish Prisoner  - Quotes

 George Lang:
Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.
 

American Wedding  - Quotes

 Steve Stifler:
Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school.
Jim:
Oh, hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable?
Steve Stifler:
Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar'.
Jim:
I put serious thought into that letter.
Steve Stifler:
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
 

Lucky Number Slevin  - Quotes

 Slevin:
This isn't the first time this has happened, you know.
Lindsey:
You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
Slevin:
No, this is the first time THAT happened, but Nick has been painting me into corners since we were kids.
 

Wedding Crashers  - Quotes

 John Beckwith:
Secretary Cleary, I'm John Ryan.
Secretary Cleary:
Hi, John.
John Beckwith:
I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia.
Secretary Cleary:
You've read my position paper?
John Beckwith:
I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda.
Secretary Cleary:
A sailor? Good man! Take a seat. You didn't happen to catch my speech on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue did you?
John Beckwith:
Are you kidding me? I thought it was great! Your argument for the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt was genius. Now if we could just get Congress not to be so short-sighted.
Secretary Cleary:
Yes! Well put. Short-sighted. John, what d'you say we head onto the deck and light up a couple of cigars?
John Beckwith:
Stogies?
Secretary Cleary:
Yeah.
John Beckwith:
Why not?
 

Mulan  - Quotes

 Shang:
A life for a life. My debt is repaid.
 

Tags: Debt Quotes   Life Quotes     


Quotes of the Day