Zombieland - Quotes

 Columbus:
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it...
 

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Bruce Almighty - Quotes

 Bruce:
Okay, prayer beads, 'God, please give me a sign.' [Truck with Danger signs passes him]
 

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Kinky Boots - Quotes

 Lola:
[looks horrified] Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
 

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Free Enterprise - Quotes

 Mark:
Do you wish Rhett never loved Scarlett? Rick didn't have Ilsa or Harry never loved Sally? Someone once said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Succeed or fail, we must make the attempt, it's our nature. Now if it were up to me, as it usually is, I would order this. But its not. Because Claire is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any relationship with a man as intelligent but fantastically flakey as Robert. But I must point out the possibilities, the potential, for true love and happiness are equally great. Risk... risk is our business. That's what relationships are all about. That's why we're out there.
 

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Clear and Present Danger - Quotes

 The President:
These drug cartels represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.
 

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Strangers with Candy - Quotes

 Chuck Noblet:
Dear Jerri... I am a certain someone who is in certain danger of having a certain terrible secret revealed by another certain someone. What should I do? Signed, In Certain Trouble.
Jerri Blank:
Hm, someone's gonna tell a secret... Dear Certain, dead men tell no tales. Wink wink!
 

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Clerks. - Quotes

 Randal Graves:
So, your argument is that title dictates behavior?
Dante Hicks:
What?
Randal Graves:
The reason you won't let me use your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
Dante Hicks:
Exactly.
Tabloid Reading Customer:
I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit.
Randal Graves:
So, I'm no more responsible for my decisions here than, say, a Death Squad soldier in Bosnia?
Dante Hicks:
Oh, now, that's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
Randal Graves:
Yeah, not yet. [takes a drink of water]
Tabloid Reading Customer:
And I remember this one time- [Randal spits water at him]
Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'm going to break your fucking head! You fucking jerk-off!
Dante Hicks:
Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He meant to hit me.
Tabloid Reading Customer:
Yeah, well, he missed!
Dante Hicks:
Yeah, I know. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even, alright?
Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'll never come in here again. [to Randal]
Tabloid Reading Customer:
And if I see you again, I'm gonnna break your fucking head open! [Randal salutes him as he leaves]
Dante Hicks:
What the fuck'd you do that for?
Randal Graves:
Two reasons. One, I hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.
Dante Hicks:
Oh, Jesus!
Randal Graves:
And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior.
Dante Hicks:
What?
Randal Graves:
If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice. Agreed?
Dante Hicks:
[gives Randal his car keys] You are a danger to both the dead and the living.
Randal Graves:
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Dante Hicks:
Please, get the hell outta here.
Randal Graves:
You know I'm your hero.
 

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MADtv - Quotes

 Stuart Larkin:
Stay away from my Danger Zone!
 

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The Cable Guy - Quotes

 Chip Douglas:
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
 

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The Impostors - Quotes

 Meistrich:
The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.
 

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Guyver - Quotes

 
[first lines] [opening scroll]
Narrator:
At the beginning of time, aliens came to the Earth to create the ultimate organic weapon. They created Mankind. By planting a special gene into man they created the ZOANOIDS - Humans who can change at will into super monster soldiers. Eons later, the Zoanoid leader, called the ZOALORD, has awakened formed the Chronos Corporation to further develop the Zoanoid technology for world domination. Among the alien remains, was found the "Unit" - a bio boosted alien armor. Worn by the aliens it serves as an ordinary shield. If the wearer is human it increases his natural powers a hundred fold - he becomes the "GUYVER." But how to activate it remains a mystery. Dr. Tetsu Segawa, a research scientist at Chronos, senses danger if this "unit" is activated by the Zoalord. Now the doctor has stolen it and is on the run.
 

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Million Dollar Baby - Quotes

 Danger Barch:
[Repeated line; yelling] And I challenge the "Motor City Cobra", Thomas "Hit Man" Hearns to fight me for the Welterweight Championship of the whole world!
 

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Stargate: Continuum - Quotes

 Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[Carter is in her third day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] I listened, whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass... Oh my God for the umpteenth time, I want to talk to somebody else.
 

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What Dreams May Come - Quotes

 The Tracker:
You were expecting physical danger ? What could it do, kill ya, huh ? No, in Hell there's real danger. Of losing your mind.
 

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An Ideal Husband - Quotes

 Gertrude:
Oh, Arthur... what a good friend you are to him, to us.
Lord Arthur Goring:
Yes, but we're not out of danger yet. In fact, I believe there's a rather popular saying about frying pans and fires, except now it is you and I, dear Gertrude, who are to be roasted.
 

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The Green Mile - Quotes

 Paul Edgecomb:
I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.
 

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Along Came Polly - Quotes

 Reuben Feffer:
I know that I have a .013% chance of being hit by a car on my way home. Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate. So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger and having a plan and knowing what my next move is. And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way. Yeah... which is great, but I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer, and I don't eat food with my hands, and I really like you, but I just don't think this is gonna work out.
 

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Die Another Day - Quotes

 Miranda Frost:
He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.
 

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Million Dollar Baby - Quotes

 Danger Barch:
Anyone can lose one fight.
 

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Contact - Quotes

 Richard Rank:
My coalition's phone lines have been flooded with calls from concerned families, wondering if this message signifies the end of the world or the advent of the rapture. We feel that U.S. policy in this matter wants to be extremely conservative - if there's any chance of danger or threat to our way of life perhaps the message and its contents should simply be disregarded.
 

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Quotes

 Austin Powers:
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
 

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Gettysburg - Quotes

 Col. Porter E. Alexander:
We've been firing for a good while now, sir. It's apparent now that the Federals nor we will gain a clear advantage in this business. If we continue to expel our ammunition at this rate, we might endanger our ability to support the advance.
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Did you not have enough ordinance when this was begun?
Col. Porter E. Alexander:
Federal fire compelled us to move the artillery train farther to the rear, sir. It's taken us longer to refill the capsules. Sir, we must slow down our fire now, or we will have to cut back on the guns sent in to support the infantry.
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Damn! I'm going to have to order general Picket to hault his attack until these guns can be replaced!
Col. Porter Alexander:
Sir, the trains have little ammunition, it would take an hour to replace it. In the meantime, the enemy would improve on the time. The longer we delay, the more time the Federals have to strengthen their own line. And even if we recovered more supplies from the ordinance train, how much more damage could we inflict on them than they on us? They're bringing in fresh batteries as quickly as they drive them off!
Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Just get some more ammunition and keep it hot! I cannot send in Picket's division or the others, until we clear some of those guns off that ridge!
 

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Wonder Woman: Balance of Power - Quotes

 Wonder Woman:
I'm talking about what we do... living a secret life, always in danger every day. It's a never-ending battle. How do you do it?
Superman:
I do it because I have to. People need us. There's a whole world suffering out there. We've been given the power to do something about. It is our gift... the reason we are here... [Diana and Clark together]
Superman:
for truth and justice. [the siren of a police car]
Superman:
Let's go!
 

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Jackass: The Movie - Quotes

 Steve-O:
That's Danger Ehren, a.k.a. "Who?" and that's Dave England, a.k.a. "Why?"
 

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Get Over It - Quotes

 Berke Landers:
Striker I'd be careful with that accent, Striker. Because You're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins.
Striker:
Look I don't know what you are blathering about but if I were you... [get's up in Fosters face]
Berke Landers:
Are you wearing makeup?
Striker:
That's it... careful Landers I do believe that you are trifling with danger [takes out nunchucks]
Berke Landers:
Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?
 

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Stargate: Continuum - Quotes

 interrogator [female]:
Samantha Carter?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Yes.
interrogator [female]:
It's common knowledge that 4 years ago, a computer failure forced the space shuttle Intrepid's main engines to shut down before it could reach a safe orbit or secondary landing site. When the auto pilot also failed mission commander, Samantha Carter, stayed behind to fly it while her crew bailed out of the escape hatch. The orbiter went down over the Atlantic and her body was never recovered.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
It wasn't me.
interogator [female]:
You just said you name... [Sam cuts her off]
interogator [female]:
[Cam, Sam, and Daniel are being interogated, all talking at the same time]
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I was recruited into the Stargate program in my timeline not N.A.S.A...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Stargate Command is a branch of the United States Air Force, founded in nineteen-ninety I forget the exact year; for the purpose of exploration and just... it operates in secret from...
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
...actually, at was less an altered timeline and it was this kind of... but i know what your thinking. You're thinking I'm insane.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
And so we had the Stargate powered and it was capable of operating, but none of the random addresses.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
A list, you, you want the whole list of every plant I've ever been to? Okay; Earth you never forget your first. Right!
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
It was just a matter of finding which of the 39 symbols represented the point of origin.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
The symbols in a combination of seven...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Known as Casa, it's kind of like space corn; but you know that is a story you are going to hear some day
interogator [male]:
You think this is funny?
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Everything I can think of I've told you. I mean seriously, who would make this shit up!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Because it is; funny! And you need to learn that things can be both funny and serious at the same time!
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I've listened. whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[annoyed] OK, fine! O'Neil wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry! No you see - I know him.
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[dryly] if you'd like to hear to answer to that question, why don't you go and play your tape back, I'm going to take a break. [smiles quickly, then frowns and drinks coffee]
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Oh my God, for the umpteenth time - I want to talk to someone else!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
I am agitated because this is not the way things are suposed to be!
Major General Hank Landry:
[walks in] Unfortunately colonel, it's the way it is!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
General, thank you for coming. you flew F-4's in Vietnam, you have a daughter named Caroline, you're wild about Fulvous whistling ducks...
Major General Hank Landry:
Stop right there son, I believe you.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[dumbfounded] You do?
 

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Loonatics Unleashed - Quotes

 Danger Duck:
Not the Trolbot 9000!
 

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Loonatics Unleashed - Quotes

 Lexi Bunny:
Did you hear something?
Danger Duck:
How can I hear anything with this racket? You'd have to have super hearing to ... oh, right.
 

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Clerks II - Quotes

 Randal Graves:
All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover:
Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias:
You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves:
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Hobbit Lover:
You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? [in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover:
Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias:
[chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.
 

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Strike! - Quotes

 Verena Von Stefan:
Coed school will be a nice change.
Odette:
[to Frosty] Excuse us please. [aside]
Odette:
You hypocrite. I thought you said you hated boys.
Verena Von Stefan:
I've been thinking, perhaps they are like dogs. If we don't take them in, they run wild and are a danger to society.
 

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Million Dollar Baby - Quotes

 Danger Barch:
[of a water bottle] How'd you get all the ice in here through this little tiny hole?
 

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Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles - Quotes

 Louis:
Do you think I would let them harm you.
Claudia:
No you would not Louis, danger holds you to me.
Louis:
Love holds you to me.
 

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Loonatics Unleashed - Quotes

 Danger Duck:
I liked you better when you were a smoldering husk.
 

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Million Dollar Baby - Quotes

 Danger Barch:
Oh, look, I'm Shawrelle! I'm humping the canvas!
 

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Loonatics Unleashed - Quotes

 Zadavia:
Numerous icebergs have been appearing on the shores of Acemtropolis. I don't need to tell you what that means.
Danger Duck:
I knew it. We're gonna lose cable again.
Zadavia:
OK, maybe I *do* need to tell *you*.
 

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Killer Pad - Quotes

 Brody:
I need everyone here to listen to me very, very carefully, but whatever you do, please do not panic. Everybody here is in danger of being brutally murdered and sacrificed to the devil, so, if you would, please just move single file to the door, and we'll look forward to seeing you next time.
 

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Eastern Promises - Quotes

 Semyon:
It's always good to have someone who I can trust, to do simple tasks. In this business, sometimes the biggest danger comes from the most stupid things.
 

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