The Borg: We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Col. Arthur Freemantle: You call yourselves Americans, but you're really just transplanted Englishmen. Look at your names: Lee, Hood, Longstreet, Jackson, Stuart... Lieutenant General James Longstreet: My people were Dutch... Col. Arthur Freemantle: And the same for your adversaries: Meade, Hooker, Hancock, and - shall I say - Lincoln! The same God, same language, same culture and history, same songs, stories, legends, myths - different dreams. Different dreams. So very sad.
David Dobel: I promised students of my class I'm gonna take them to the Caravaggio exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum. You know, I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time.
Cooper: I'm taking a nap. Wake me up when the train gets here. Jenny: It says here this town has a famous nude beach. Cooper: Alright, look, we can't all just lie around all day, we've got to get out there and experience the culture first hand!
Al Franken: I love this "culture of life" stuff that comes out of the Christian right. But do you hear anything about the genocide that's going on in Darfur?
Barry B. Benson: Mister Sting, thank you for coming. Your name intrigues me, I must say. Where have I heard that name before? Sting: I was in a very popular band called The Police. Barry B. Benson: And yet you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? Sting: No, I haven't. Barry B. Benson: No, you haven't. And so you see, this is just another example of bee culture being casually stolen for nothing more than a prance-about stage name! Sting: Oh, please. Barry B. Benson: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I feel stung, Sting... or should I say, Gordon M. Sumner? Layton T. Montgomery: That's not his real name? You idiots!
Rod Blank: Capturing the essence of the culture you're doing is extremely important. For example, French passion my go something like this, "ohhhhh"; where as in Germany, it's like this, "ohhhhh". Harold Asailian, Jr.: So then sub-titles would be out of the question? Rod Blank: Lovemaking is an international language. It doesn't need sub-titles!
Ngawang Jigme: Hello, my friend. We did what was best for our country, for Tibet. Heinrich Harrer: On the way to Lhasa I would see Tibetans wearing those jackets. 'Chinese soldiers very nice. Give food, clothes and money. Very nice.' It's strange to me that something so harmless as a jacket can symbolize such a great lie. Ngawang Jigme: After all these years you still don't understand our Tibetan ways. To return a gift is unforgivable. Heinrich Harrer: A man who betrays his culture shouldn't preach about its customs. There was a time I would have wished you dead but your shame will be your torture and your torture will be your life. I wish it to be long.
General Thade: Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist!
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun. Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.
Andrew Wyke: They're a funny lot, the Italians. Culture isn't really their thing.
Jock #1: [at a party] What's up, babes? Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike! Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog? Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis! Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer. [turns to jock, speaks slowly] Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer. Jock #1: Okay! [turns around to get a beer] Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things? Womynist #2: Exactly.
Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women? Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too. Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain? Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?
Audrey: [Introducing herself to Jerome while at Shiloh's photo exhibit] Oh, hi. I'm Audrey, by the way. Bardo: [Butting in] So is that your real name, or are you just obsessed with Audrey Hepburn like every other art school chick? Audrey: [Unperturbed, holding up her necklace pendant] Actually, I was named after an old cartoon. Bardo: Oh, wow! Another ironic pop-culture reference. She's a keeper! [Goes off to help himself to more free refreshments]
Neil Rostentoski, Kendall's Old Friend: Yep, that's me, an artist, living in a town where they think culture is what you find at the bottom of a yogurt cup.
Doug Benson: [the Pop Culture Bachelor] I did not give a rose to the Growing Pains Reunion movie because let's face it no Growing Pains movie is complete without Boner.
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