Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang. Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah. Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity. Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet! Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink. Dana Marschz: It was?
[as Camel Cricket slurps up milk] Eva: Milk is good. It's just so hard to drink.
Shep Ramsey: [awoken by the sounds of people chattering all over] Quiet! [chattering stops, with the exception of a cricket chirping] Shep Ramsey: [to the cricket] Hey! [chirping stops]
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