EuroTrip - Quotes

 Madame Vandersexxx:
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper:
Also, says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx:
He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
Cooper:
It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx:
I know, but you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.
 

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Out Cold - Quotes

 Stumpy:
Oh you foolish foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I've seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah! It was called the 80's! Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a hole in the wall town in what is now called "Utah". Some fellow from Colorado shows up- starts making all kinds of so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets were running us with lattes!
Rick:
No?
Stumpy:
Yup!... It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, is uncouth, "Against God!" and bad for real estate values. STUMPY HAD TO GOOOO! Richard, be careful what you wish for.
Rick:
You got it Stump
Stumpy:
Be careful what you wish for!
Rick:
I will
Stumpy:
Alright? [slams knife down onto table but into his own hand]
Rick:
GOD!
Stumpy:
[voice straining] I'm good
Pigpen:
[nonchalantly] You better put something on that
Stumpy:
[Walks away straining]
 

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Lady in the Water - Quotes

 The Lady:
A boy, in the midwest of this land, will grow up in a home where your book will be on the shelf and spoken of often. He will grow up with these ideas in his head. He will grow into a great orator. He will speak and his words will be heard throughout this land and throughout the world. This boy will become leader of this country and begin a movement of great change. He will speak of you and your words and your book will be the seeds of many of his great thoughts. They will be the seeds of change.
 

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Crime Spree - Quotes

 Zero:
No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?
 

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Real Time with Bill Maher - Quotes

 Bill Maher:
We're not running our country down when we criticize it. We're trying to make it better.
 

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Miss Congeniality - Quotes

 Victor Melling:
Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart:
As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!
 

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The Notebook - Quotes

 Duke:
It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together.
 

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The Last Samurai - Quotes

 Emperor Meiji:
My ancestors have ruled Japan for 2,000 years. And for all that time we have slept. During my sleep I have dreamed. I dreamed of a unified Japan. Of a country strong and independent and modern... And now we are awake. We have railroads and cannon, Western clothing. But we cannot forget who we are. Or where we come from.
 

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Without a Trace - Quotes

 Cruz, Mexican Federale:
[while driving after Lucy Costin ran away] What sort of Cuban name is "Taylor" anyway?
Danny:
You like to tell jokes? I got a joke for you; How many Mexican Federales does it take to keep one American woman in a hotel room?
Cruz, Mexican Federale:
Why don't you go back to your country and let us do our jobs?
Danny:
You know what, if you could do your job... I would be in my country. Yeah, but unfortunatley I got to come here to do your job...
 

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The Four Feathers - Quotes

 General Faversham:
An officer who gave his life for his country deserves far more respect than I do.
 

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Real Time with Bill Maher - Quotes

 Kurt Vonnegut:
I am not only from the richest country in the world, but the dumbest country in the world
 

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Real Time with Bill Maher - Quotes

 Howard Dean:
I think the problem with the country is that we operate on a sickness model, not a wellness model. Basically, we treat people who become ill. What we don't do is do a very good job in keeping them healthy in the first place.
 

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Not Another Teen Movie - Quotes

 Areola:
But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.
Mr. Cornish:
Well, isn't that wonderful?
 

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Out Cold - Quotes

 Stumpy:
I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!
 

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American Desi - Quotes

 Nina:
Yeah to dance, I figured it would be nice to learn something about your own culture.
Krishna:
My culture? What do you want me to learn? That I come from a country where the concept of toilet paper is still a myth? That kids let their parents decide who their going to marry? What?
 

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SLC Punk! - Quotes

 Stevo:
I rest my case on this: In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half it's population isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire.
 

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A League of Their Own - Quotes

 
[During the league's publicity drive]
Mae Mordabito:
What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
Doris Murphy:
You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
 

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Gangs of New York - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.
Bill:
I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.
Boss Tweed:
Votes.
Bill:
Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.
 

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The American President - Quotes

 Leon Kodak:
[cut to conversation in progress] You see, the country has mood swings.
Lewis Rothschild:
Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings?
Leon Kodak:
Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts, and graphs, and an easel.
 

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That Thing You Do! - Quotes

 
[Reading an ad from a competing megamart]
Mr. Patterson:
Open Saturday ten to ten. Open Sunday twelve to six... open on Sunday from twelve to six! You know, I don't believe I want to live in a country where you stay open on Sunday to business. You shouldn't have to work on Sunday to support your family.
 

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Cape Fear - Quotes

 Max Cady:
I'm Virgil and I'm guidin' you through the gates of Hell. We are now in the Ninth Circle, the Circle of Traitors. Traitors to country! Traitors to fellow man! Traitors to GOD! You, sir, are charged with betrayin' the principles of all three! Quote for me the American Bar Association's Rules of Professional Conduct, Canon Seven.
Sam Bowden:
"A lawyer should represent his client...”
Max Cady:
"Should ZEALOUSLY represent his client within the bounds of the law." I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin' your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin' your country and abrogatin' your oath! Guilty of judgin' me and sellin' me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same...
 

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The Last Samurai - Quotes

 Simon Graham:
I came over with the British trade mission, oh, years ago. I was soon relieved of my position. I had a rather unfortunate tendency to tell the truth in a country where no one ever says what they mean. So now, I very accurately translate other people's lies.
 

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Suspect Zero - Quotes

 
[O'Ryan has sit across from Speck without him noticing]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
What's in the case?
Harold Speck:
[looks up; startled] I'm sorry?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You're always lugging that case around. I'm curious, what do you sell?
Harold Speck:
Restaurant supplies. I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
Benjamin O'Ryan:
You must travel a lot, huh? Whole country or just hereabouts?
Harold Speck:
I don't mean to be rude, but...
Benjamin O'Ryan:
How's your wife feel about it?
Harold Speck:
*What*?
Benjamin O'Ryan:
She must get lonely, you gone all the time. Does she?
Harold Speck:
Look, I don't know who you are, but you can't just sit down and... [O'Ryan holds a drawing up on the table for Speck to see]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Did it myself. Kind of a hobby. Take a look at these pictures, Harold, and you tell me if you see anything you want. I've got lots more. Would you like to see them? [He holds up another]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Tell me, those jokes about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter, are they true? [He holds up another; Speck goes white]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
Here, this one's my *favorite*. Really says it all... wouldn't you agree?
Harold Speck:
You're *sick*. [Speck gets up from the table and leaves]
Benjamin O'Ryan:
It's a matter of opinion.
 

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Waking the Dead - Quotes

 Fielding Pierce:
I am so sick of having to apologize for being an American.
Father Stephen Mileski:
North American.
Fielding Pierce:
Uh, God, I'm so sorry. Yes, North American. But I can't help noticing that when people run to freedom they tend to wash up on North American shores. This country is till the best that we've been able to do in the whole fucking history of the planet
 

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American History X - Quotes

 Derek Vinyard:
Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There's over two million illegal immigrants bending down in this state tonight. This state spend three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got in this country because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons.
 

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Letters from Iwo Jima - Quotes

 General Tadamichi Kuribayashi:
The United States is the *last* country in the world that Japan should fight.
 

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The Brothers Grimm - Quotes

 Will Grimm:
General, you keep working with Cavaldi, this country won't be yours much longer. He panics.
Cavaldi:
The great Cavaldi NEVER panics! [a small kitten rubs against his foot; he shrieks and kicks it into a fan]
 

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Final Justice - Quotes

 Merle Hammond:
[Gwen has stolen Hammond's car from his country club, after forcing him into the trunk at gunpoint] ... You know, if you wanted to drive my car, you could have just asked... [She waves a revolver in his face]
Merle Hammond:
... Do you even know how to use that thing?
Gwen Saticoy:
My boyfriend's a cop. What do you think? [She forces him into a cage, in the back of her Range-Rover]
Merle Hammond:
...Is this about money? Ransom? Extortion? The usual motives for kidnapping?
Gwen Saticoy:
Well, I never considered that option before. But now that you mention it, do you know anyone who'd actually pay to get you back?
Merle Hammond:
All right, then... Is this about revenge?
Gwen Saticoy:
No, it is not about revenge or punishment... although, for what you put my mother through on the stand, I should rip your tongue out!... If this is about anything, it's finding out what makes you tick.
Merle Hammond:
If that's all there is to it, I can tell you everything over a bottle of brandy. I seldom do my best work in a dog kennel.
Gwen Saticoy:
No, I'm sure you do your best work in a litter box.
 

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A Few Good Men - Quotes

 Col. Jessep:
[Judge dismisses the jury after Jessep's revelation on the stand about the Code Red] What is this? What's going on? I did my job, I'd do it again! [stands up defiantly]
Col. Jessep:
I'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my base.
Judge Randolph:
You're not going anywhere, Colonel. MP's... guard the Colonel! [MPs take post]
Judge Randolph:
Captain Ross?
Col. Jessep:
What the hell is this?
Capt. Ross:
Colonel Jessep, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make...
Col. Jessep:
I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is. This is... [turning to Kaffee and lunging at him]
Col. Jessep:
...I'm gonna rip the eyeballs out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
Capt. Ross:
Colonel Jessep! Do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?
Col. Jessep:
[contemptuously] You fuckin' people... you have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
 

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The Departed - Quotes

 Frank Costello:
If these chinks wanna nuke Taiwan anytime in this century, they better shape up and show me $1 million dollars! What we generally do - in this country - is one guy brings the items, and the other guy pays him. "No tickee, no laundry"!
 

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Crimson Tide - Quotes

 Capt. Ramsey:
Mr. COB!
Chief of the Boat:
Yes, sir?
Capt. Ramsey:
You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat:
Very aware, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat:
Very proud, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
It represents fine people.
Chief of the Boat:
Very fine people, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
Who live in a fine, outstanding state.
Chief of the Boat:
Outstanding, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
In the greatest country in the entire world.
Chief of the Boat:
In the entire world, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
And what is that name, Mr. COB?
Chief of the Boat:
Alabama, sir!
Capt. Ramsey:
And what do we say?
Capt. Ramsey, Chief of the Boat:
Go Bama!
All:
Roll Tide!
 

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Andre - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Adult Toni Whitney:
[voice over narration] Many years ago, a seal named Andre made his first historic swim home and his life became legend. Every winter he lived the life of a gentlemen at the country aquarium. Every Spring my Dad set him free, and every time Andre made the two hundred and fifty mile journey home to spend the Summer with us, his family. By the time Andre was twenty four years old, he could hardly see. But that didn't stop him from completing his final trip. In all the journeys since my youth, and on all the journeys I have ahead of me, I know I'll never find a better friend than Andre.
 

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EuroTrip - Quotes

 Cooper:
This sucks. I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here. Europe is officially the worst country on earth.
 

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Anna and the King - Quotes

 Anna Leonowens:
In my letter confirming my employment, Your Majesty, you claimed you wanted Siam to take its place among the nations of the modern world. You spoke of building something greater than yourself. A country where no man is above the law. Which is why I chose to come here.
 

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Heat - Quotes

 Waingro:
[in diner] Anyone want some pie? [no response, Chris sees something out the window]
Trejo:
I gotta go use the john. [gets up and Cheritto goes to sit where Trejo was at the end of the table]
Neil McCauley:
[enters the diner. Trejo returns, Cheritto gets up, Trejo takes his place as Cheritto sits down next to Chris. Neil sits down next to Waingro, waiting for an explanation]
Waingro:
I had to get it on. He was making a move. *I had to get it on.*
Neil McCauley:
[takes Waingro by the head and smashes his face in the table. A country western trucker like guy with glasses a couple tables over looks over at the commotion]
Michael Cheritto:
[shoots the guy a look and the guy returns to looking at his paper]
Neil McCauley:
[grabs Waingro by the hair but lets go. Waingro groans/sighs in disgust] Split's in the car. Took it out of ours, evenly. To make up for his full end. Because I want to pay off and get rid of this motherfucker right now. [Everyone gets up, Waingro angrily grabbing his jacket. Cherrito makes sure Waingro is ahead of him and everyone walks out of the diner]
Neil McCauley:
[after walking past two pillars spins around and punches Waingro in the stomach. He grabs Waingro by the nose and drags him between a lot of cars]
Trejo:
[opens up a car trunk lined with garbage bags]
Neil McCauley:
[forces Waingro to the ground, kicks him, holds him down, and draws his pistol out]
Michael Cheritto:
HOLD IT!
Neil McCauley:
[looks up to see a police car coming down the street. He hides his gun and walks up a bit to see where the cop car is headed. It suddenly turns around and goes back down the highway]
Neil McCauley:
[turns back to see that Waingro is gone]
 

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Head of State - Quotes

 Mays Gilliam:
[in his closing speech at the presidential debate] America is the richest, most powerful country on earth. If America was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied woman!
 

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S.W.A.T. - Quotes

 Gus:
[discussing his wife's disapproval of the soft drink Dr. Pepper] You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect.
Street:
And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!
 

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The Search for John Gissing - Quotes

 Linda Barnes:
I've gotta ask you a question, and it's a simple question so don't get angry. Why would you come to another country with so little cash?
Matthew Barnes:
Why? A, Because the cash I do have doesn't work in this bizarro country, Ok? And B, because I was given information by a psycho asshole who basically said he was going to pick me up and ferret my dizzy ass around London. So I didn't need any cash. That's why. How about you, Travel dot com? What's your excuse? How come don't have any cash on you?
Linda Barnes:
Oh my God! What did I say before we left the house? I said Hey Mat, should I go to the bank and get some cash? And you said no, we won't need any cash because I've got a psycho asshole who's going to ferret my dizzy ass all around London. We don't need cash.
Matthew Barnes:
Ok. Fine. You said that. Ok.
 

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Miss March - Quotes

 Tucker Cleigh:
Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that's like 1000 miles. We're going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes.
 

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Quotes

 Pippin:
I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf:
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin:
What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf:
White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin:
[smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf:
[softly] No... No it isn't.
 

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Sling Blade - Quotes

 Terence:
We wrote one last night outside the mini mart. Morris called it "Stuart Drives A Comfortable Car" and then like in country songs, you know, in parentheses it says "There's Usually Someone in the Trunk." And, and um, I came up with a tune just a hummin'.
Doyle:
See, you don't want to question the genius, Vaughan. Morris here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.
Morris:
Yeah, I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!" That was a damn good song, wasn't it Doyle?
 

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Street Fighter - Quotes

 Colonel William F. Guile:
I guess you've earned your passports home.
Ryu:
You can hang onto them.
Ken:
Somebody's gonna have to help put this country back together. Maybe a couple of hustlers can help.
Colonel William F. Guile:
Ever think of, uh, enlisting?
Ryu, Ken:
Oh, no, no, no, no.
 

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A Shock to the System - Quotes

 Robert Benham:
Gentlemen, gentlemen... you don't understand! We are the young, the proud! We shouldn't be ashamed of success! We should say, "Yes, I *have* a boat. I *have* a country home. I *have* a girlfriend named 'Tara'!" Say it with me, brothers.
Executive #3:
I do have a Mercedes.
Executive #2:
I have a condo with a pool.
Executive #1:
I have a personal sports trainer.
Graham Marshall:
I have a wife, a mortgage, and two dogs.
 

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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over - Quotes

 Juni:
Mr. President.
Devlin:
Oh you can call me Devlin.
Juni:
Weren't you already running the country when you were head of the OSS?
 

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Sex and the City - Quotes

 Samantha:
The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
 

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In the Line of Fire - Quotes

 Lilly Raines:
The President was humiliated.
Frank Horrigan:
He's alive, isn't he?
Lilly Raines:
Yeah, well, we're here to safeguard his dignity as well.
Frank Horrigan:
I'm not paid for that.
Lilly Raines:
What about the time Kennedy's girlfriend was caught in the White House and you said she was with you?
Frank Horrigan:
Don't you go believing every rumor someone tells you.
Lilly Raines:
Frank, Wilder told me the whole story. About how you were suspended a month without pay. I'd say that was safeguarding his dignity.
Frank Horrigan:
That was different. *He* was different.
Lilly Raines:
Maybe you were different.
Frank Horrigan:
I was different. The whole damn country was different. Everything would be different right now too if I'd been half as a paranoid as I am today. Fuck.
 

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - Quotes

 Bill Weber:
Now let's go to John Hannafin, who's in the stands with a country music legend.
John Hannafin:
Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country music stars of all-time, Kenny Rogers. Kenny, what do you think of the race so far?
Kenny Rogers:
[obviously not Kenny Rogers] It's good, they're going real fast.
Bill Weber:
John, that's not Kenny Rogers.
John Hannafin:
In the song "The Gambler", you sang "You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run." Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?
Kenny Rogers:
Mr. Bobby's very competitive. If he wants to race, he should race.
John Hannafin:
Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.
Bill Weber:
Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers.
Benny Parsons:
Not even close!
 

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Nobody Knows Anything! - Quotes

 Gun Expert:
Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?
Sarah:
[noncomittal shrug]
Gun Expert:
C'mon. Feel one.
Sarah:
Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.
Gun Expert:
Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
Sarah:
Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.
Gun Expert:
Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?
Sarah:
[instantly shakes head rapidly]
Gun Expert:
No. Then you carry a gun.
 

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Blown Away - Quotes

 Ryan Gaerity:
I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy.
 

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The Critic - Quotes

 
[filming a commercial]
Orson Welles:
Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit!
 

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Trespass - Quotes

 King James:
Them country motherfuckers was cryin' about the police, right? They want cops? [puts police cap on Wickey]
King James:
Give 'em cops.
Luther:
Hello, Officer Friendly!
Wickey:
How are you?
 

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Horror Hayride - Quotes

 Governor:
Webb, what do you know about the motion picture business?
Webb Wilder:
A little.
Carlsbad Devereaux:
What's to know? It's run by more of the same Helen Kellers that run the country music industry; they couldn't hear a chainsaw, much less a hit. I doubt if they could see one either.
Governor:
Well, the state's making a new driver's ed' movie. Hopefully one that'll be more relevant to modern rural teens, you know, the 'muscle car, street sign shootin' set'.
Webb Wilder:
Now, we've all been down that road.
Governor:
Well it's not like there aint a need for it, and I'm bound and determined it'll the attention of the little asphalt happy bastards.
 

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Loose Change: Second Edition - Quotes

 Narrator:
I'll say it again: Why are they hiding from us? What are they hiding from us? And what's it going to take until people in this country give a damn and do something about it? Now, that the evidence has been presented: what will you do about it? Find comfort in the official version of the events? Or will you go out and investigate for yourselves? Will you share this information or will you ignore it?
 

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Troy - Quotes

 Priam:
Do you love her, my son?
Paris:
Father, you are a great king, because you love your country so much. Every blade of grass, every grain of sand, every rock in the river... You love all of Troy. That is the way I love Helen.
 

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Mobsters - Quotes

 Meyer Lansky:
We gotta get tough with Masseria and Faranzano. Only, we can't afford a war. They got armies; we don't.
Arnold Rothstein:
We got balls and brains; you got those, you don't need an army... 100 years ago, Austria was run by a prince named Metternich. Austria was weak, and its neighbors were strong; but Metternich was a cold, caluclating fox. If one country got too strong, he organized an alliance against it. He would bring Europe to the brink of war, and then everybody thanked him when he kept war from happening. He barely had an army, but he had Europe by the *kishkes.*
 

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Ali G Indahouse - Quotes

 Ali G:
You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!
Cabinet M.P.:
That's three words!
Ali G:
Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?
 

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The Other Boleyn Girl - Quotes

 Katherine of Aragon:
[to the mid-wife, after the birth of her still-born child] Was it a boy? [to her daughter, Mary]
Katherine of Aragon:
No brother for you, to make this country safe.
 

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Thirteen Days - Quotes

 Robert Kennedy:
You're talking a sneak attack. How will that make us look? A big country blasting a little country to the stone age. Yeah, we'll be everyone's favourites.
Dean Acheson:
Come on Bobby, that's naive. This is the real world. You know that better than anybody.
John McCone, CIA Director:
And you weren't so ethically particular when we were talking about options for removing Castro over at CIA.
 

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Clear and Present Danger - Quotes

 Felix Cortez:
What would you say if I promised you that I would reduce the cocaine shipments to your country by half?
James Cutter:
I'd say you were using too much of your own product.
 

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Swanland - Quotes

 Casey:
No offense, man, but I'm out here to do something. And that's what I want every red-blooded, cold-blooded, blue-blooded America to do. What I'm doing.
Casey:
And what's that?
Casey:
I'm pledging my allegiance to the wasteland.
Aaron:
Listen, Casey, right?
Casey:
What's so funny about that. Yeah, Casey. I already told you that.
Aaron:
I was in the Air Force and I pledged my allegiance to something a little bit better than all of this.
Casey:
Well then you pledge your allegiance and serve your country in your way and I can serve it in my way, which is being out here and doing this. Isn't it great how we can separate ourselves like that?
 

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