Miss Congeniality  - Quotes

 Victor Melling:
Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart:
As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!
 



Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby  - Quotes

 Bill Weber:
Now let's go to John Hannafin, who's in the stands with a country music legend.
John Hannafin:
Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country music stars of all-time, Kenny Rogers. Kenny, what do you think of the race so far?
Kenny Rogers:
[obviously not Kenny Rogers] It's good, they're going real fast.
Bill Weber:
John, that's not Kenny Rogers.
John Hannafin:
In the song "The Gambler", you sang "You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run." Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?
Kenny Rogers:
Mr. Bobby's very competitive. If he wants to race, he should race.
John Hannafin:
Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill.
Bill Weber:
Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers.
Benny Parsons:
Not even close!
 

Horror Hayride  - Quotes

 Governor:
Webb, what do you know about the motion picture business?
Webb Wilder:
A little.
Carlsbad Devereaux:
What's to know? It's run by more of the same Helen Kellers that run the country music industry; they couldn't hear a chainsaw, much less a hit. I doubt if they could see one either.
Governor:
Well, the state's making a new driver's ed' movie. Hopefully one that'll be more relevant to modern rural teens, you know, the 'muscle car, street sign shootin' set'.
Webb Wilder:
Now, we've all been down that road.
Governor:
Well it's not like there aint a need for it, and I'm bound and determined it'll the attention of the little asphalt happy bastards.
 





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