Kyle: Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl. Michael: Why a cosmetics counter girl? Kyle: It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them. Steve: Like my mom? Kyle: Yeah, exactly.
Miranda: Animals were popping up in the most unlikely places. Someone at work said she saw a deer in the cosmetics aisle at Target.
Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day? Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. [turns to Peg] Edward: You could have a cosmetics counter. Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great! Bill: Great. Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off. [everyone stares, Kevin snickers]
Jenny Hawkins: You know, if you softened up a bit, you might have a date, too, and then you wouldn't have to ask out your sister-in-law. Wanda Mildred Hawkins: I'm so cute, and cuddly, they want to test cosmetics on me.
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