Steven: I have this friend and he gave his cable guy $50 and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that? Chip Douglas: [Walks slowly towards Steven] You mean illegal cable? Steven: Um... Yeah. Chip Douglas: Who told you that? What is his name? I want it. Steven: Just forget it. Chip Douglas: You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility! Steven: No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it. Chip Douglas: [Bursts out laughing] I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy! [laughs harder] Chip Douglas: Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.
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