Chu: Raising daughters is like cooking a meal. You lose your appetite by the time you're finished.
Tarconi: [about Frank Martin] Yes, I have a relationship with the man. Marshall Smith: A long relationship? Tarconi: Not really. Marshall Smith: They found you cooking in his house! Tarconi: I'm French. Marshall Smith: So? Tarconi: You don't need to know someone a long time to cook for them. It's our way of breaking the ice.
Freddie Lee Cobb: You can't blame a nigger for being a nigger, no more than you can blame a dog for being a dog. But a whore like you, co-mingling with mongrels, betraying your own. That makes you worse than a nigger. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll leave you tied up here naked. First, it'll just be bugs eating at ya. One day, maybe two. That sun's gonna be cooking you. And animals... they're gonna pick on your stink. They'll come looking for something to eat. Ellen Roark: Carl Lee Hailey should've shot you too. [Freddie knocks her out]
Nick Brady: [Nick and Shawn cooking and watching TV in the kitchen] Oh look at that hottie, I wonder what she wants to do with her life. Shawn Colfax: What? Nick Brady: You know how Bianca wants to go to cooking school and Silvi wants to be a pilot... and... Oh my god, I actually know these girls, as like friends, and I care? I'm becoming a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy! HAHA! alright i'm a person! [looks at the woman in a bathing suit on TV] Nick Brady: oww look at the pooper on that one! I could rest my beer on that shit. Shawn Colfax: And you're back. What kind of dressing goes on Greek salad? Nick Brady: Olive oil, top shelf.
[Naveen and Tiana are cooking dinner] Prince Naveen: [mincing vegetables] I'm not really used to doing this. I mean, most of the time I had servants do everything for me: dress my clothes, brush my teeth, even help me get out of bed! Princess Tiana: [stirring broth] Aw, you poor baby. Prince Naveen: Yes, they did everything for me, until the day my parents cut me off, and that's when I realized... I don't know how to do anything.
Harold Melvin: Ruth, if I were a food critic, I would give your cooking five stars -- five stars that had each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the universe.
Joe Gill: [talking about meat] Look here. This kid's killed this critter twice. J.T. Langston: You want it rare, there's a bunch of them running around outside. Why don't you go take a bite of one? Joe Gill: Mind your elders, boy. Mind your elders. Joe Gill: You know, I've been around this place a long time. I was here till Barkow moved Mrs. Rodney to town... and then he run me off. J.T. Langston: Why does she listen to him? Rafe Covington: She's alone, she's scared. He's got manners and smells nice. Joe Gill: Besides that, he wants this ranch and he wants it something fierce. J.T. Langston: Why does he want this place? Joe Gill: I don't know. Rafe Covington: Maybe he wants Mrs. Rodney fierce. Joe Gill: Maybe. Joe Gill: Maybe both. Rock Mullaney: [door opens, Rock enters with guns pointed at him] Is it Christmas yet? Rafe Covington: You don't look rich. Rock Mullaney: Maybe rich stopped mattering. Maybe Charlie mattered more. Maybe this gourmet cooking appealed to me. Rock Mullaney: [to Joe] Brendan Mulaney. Joe Gill: Joe Gill. Rock Mullaney: Pleased to meet you, Joe. Joe Gill: Welcome here to Crazy Woman Ranch.
[Udo spies Duncan cooking sausage and peppers on the stove] Udo Cropa: What's that smell? Duncan: Huh? Udo Cropa: What's that smell? Duncan: I stink.
David: I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe it's not just the cooking or the cleaning that you miss. Maybe it's something else. Maybe you can't even describe it. Maybe you only know it when it's gone. Maybe it's like there's a whole piece of you that's missing, too. Look at her, Dad. Doesn't she look pretty like that? Doesn't she look just as beautiful as the first time you met her? Do you really want her back the way she was? Doesn't she look wonderful? Now, don't you wish you could tell her that?
Colette: What are you doing? Linguini: Uh... vegetables. I'm cooking the... vegetables? Colette: No! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the dinner rush while the orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all different cooking time, but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts and you CANNOT be MOMMY!
Doumer: You're incredible, Ryback. It's a shame you're not cooking for *us*. [Jordan shoots Doumer in the back] Casey Ryback: [to Jordan] Next thing I know, you'll be dating musicians.
Dr. Harry Adams: Where's Teeny? I thought she did all the cooking around here. Captain Harold C. Barnes: She had an unfortunate accident Harry, she was killed. Dr. Harry Adams: Killed? how? Captain Harold C. Barnes: Jellyfish. Dr. Harry Adams: Jellyfish? That's strange. Captain Harold C. Barnes: Yes that is strange isn't it.
Harold Melvin: It's so stupid that you don't use more efficient cooking utensils.
[cooking up an anti-mutagen to transform Tokka and Razahr] Michaelangelo: You think this stuff is gonna work? Donatello: Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys. Professor Jordan Perry: Well, actually... Donatello: Actually? Professor Jordan Perry: Actually... ingestion is the only course. Michaelangelo: You mean they have to eat it? Professor Jordan Perry: Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on... my man.
[Clarisse walks into the bathroom and finds Patty in the tub, shaving her legs] Clarisse Bijou: Slowly, put the razor down. Everything's going to be just fine. I'll pay for your cooking lessons, and before you know it, you'll be baking real cakes! Patty James: You're fucking hilarious. Don't you know how to knock? Clarisse Bijou: [imitating baby talk] But I'm special. And besides, you know you left that door open on purpose. Patty James: Uh-huh. Clarisse Bijou: Well, are you just gonna sit there, or do I need to show you how to shave your legs too?
Colhoun: We left in April. Six of us in all. Mr. MacCready and his wife, from Ireland. Mr. Janus, from Virginia, I believe. With his servant, Jones. Myself. And our guide. A military man, coincidently. A Col. Ives. He professed to know a new, shorter route through the Nevada's. Quite a route that was. Longer than the normal one. Impossible to travel. We worked very very hard. By the time of the first snowfall we were still one hundred miles from this place, that was November. Preceding though the snow was futile. We took shelter in a cave. Decided to wait until the storm had passed. The storm did not pass. The trails soon became impossible, and we had run out of food. We ate the Oxen. All the horses. Even my own dog. And that lasted us about a month. After that we turned to out belts, shoes, and roots we could dig up... but you know there's no real nourishment in those. We remained famished. The day that Jones died I was out collecting wood. He had expired from malnourishment. And when I returned, the others were cooking his legs for dinner. Would I have stopped it had I been there? I don't know. But I must say. When I stepped inside that cave... the smell of meat cooking... I thanked the lord! I thanked the lord!
[repeated line, while cooking breakfast] Pansy Milbank: Over easy!
Annie: Can I hide in here? My mom's cooking in my apartment, and she's going to make me stir something or form balls out of something.
Vanessa: Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you? Ella: Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man. Vanessa: So where is... Ella: I ain't got one, I ain't got one.
Wayne Coyne: This is really how you die; it's just one minute, you're just cooking up someone's order of french fries, and the next minute you're laying on the floor and they blow your brains out, and there's no music, there's no significance, it's just random - it could've been anybody.
Mike: Boy, the landlady's gonna be mad. Tom Servo: Are you boys cooking up there? Mike: No. Tom Servo: Are you making an interositor? Mike: No!
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