Stepmom  - Quotes

 Isabel:
I am so unbelievably sick of your imperious bullshit. I never said I was June-fucking-Clever...
Jackie Harrison:
You don't use that kind of language in this house!
Isabel:
...and if every time life hits her hard you want to have a twelve hour conversation every third Tuesday of the month, go right ahead, lady, I have a life.
Jackie Harrison:
Oh, and I don't? [scoffs]
Jackie Harrison:
You know what your problem is? You are so self-involved. You couldn't be a mother.
Isabel:
Maybe the problem here is your daughter, and that she is a spoiled, wise-ass little brat.
Jackie Harrison:
Get out of my house. Get out!
Isabel:
[pause, she turns to go] Are you sure? I didn't see that on the schedule.
 



Without a Trace  - Quotes

 
[after that last conversation with Barry]
Jack Malone:
We're not sending in a doctor, we have to send in the SWAT team.
Paula Van Doren:
[softly] Jack, when I asked you if you could keep your objectivity with Spade inside there, you said you could. Now, she said it was an accident. She said it was a through-and-through.
Jack Malone:
Yeah, and I think she's not telling the truth. For all we know, he had a gun to her head. We can't take anything she says at face value.
Paula Van Doren:
SWAT is the last resort. Now, do your job and negotiate your agent out of there.
 

Love Actually  - Quotes

 
[trying to make conversation with Aurelia, who doesn't understand a word]
Jamie:
No, right. "Silence is golden," as the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band. [hums "Silence is Golden"]
Jamie:
Oh, shut up.
 



The Dig  - Quotes

 Boston Low:
IF they can make bridges out of light, you have to wonder if they can make anything ELSE.
Maggie Robbins:
You mean... Light beer?
Boston Low:
I was thinking more of a light house.
Boston Low:
[player clicks same conversation trigger] Light-minded.
Maggie Robbins:
Light-fingered.
Boston Low:
Light summer clothing.
Maggie Robbins:
Light-hearted.
Boston Low:
Light salad dressing.
Maggie Robbins:
De-lighted!
 

While You Were Sleeping  - Quotes

 Lucy:
What do you want from me, Jack?
Jack:
I want you not to be unhappy.
Lucy:
And what are you, the Happiness Guru, Jack? Are you happy? Because I don't remember you having had a conversation with your father. I mean, you *do* want to leave the business don't you, or is this just like another *miscommunication* that we're having here?
 

The American President  - Quotes

 Leon Kodak:
[cut to conversation in progress] You see, the country has mood swings.
Lewis Rothschild:
Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings?
Leon Kodak:
Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts, and graphs, and an easel.
 

Garden State  - Quotes

 Sam:
You don't realize, this is good, this doesn't happen often in your life. We can work this stuff out. I want to help you, you know? We need each other...
Andrew Largeman:
This isn't a conversation about this being over, it's, it's... I'm not, like, putting a period at the end of this, you know, I'm putting, like, an ellipsis on it, cause I'm- I'm- I'm worried that if I don't figure myself out, if I don't go like land on my own two feet, then I'm just gonna to mess this whole thing up, and this is too important. I gotta go... you changed my life in four days. This is the beginning of something really big. But right now, I gotta go.
 

New in Town  - Quotes

 Lucy Hill:
[conversation at dinner table] Industrial competition in a free-market economy is what built this country.
Ted Mitchell:
No, robber barons built this country, and they did it from the blood of working folks. Hell, you steal somebody's car, you get thrown in jail, you steal somebody's life savings, you get to be a CEO.
Lucy Hill:
I'm planning on being a CEO.
Ted Mitchell:
Well, Blanche, you better count the silverware before she leaves, then.
Lucy Hill:
Oh, don't bother, I'm leaving now.
Ted Mitchell:
Not if I leave first. [both get up to leave together]
 

In Bruges  - Quotes

 Harry:
[deleted scene 58, on train] If I'd wanted a conversation with a cunt, I'd have gone to the have conversation with a cunt shop.
 

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Crash  - Quotes

 Anthony:
No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
Peter:
I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.
Anthony:
You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
Peter:
Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!
 

Not Another Teen Movie  - Quotes

 Malik:
Sure, Why Not?, After All I am Jus the token black guy. I'm jus supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say thing like: "Damn," "shit," and "that's whack."
 

Not Another Teen Movie  - Quotes

 Malik:
Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."
 

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Cloverfield  - Quotes

 Hud:
Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob Hawkins:
Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud:
Right. [awkward silent pause]
Hud:
I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond:
HUD!
Hud:
I'm just saying. Sorry.
 

Garden State  - Quotes

 Andrew Largeman:
This isn't a conversation about this being over. I'm not like, putting a period at the end of this. I'm putting like... an ellipsis on it.
 

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North  - Quotes

 North:
Adam, what are you doing here?
Adam:
Listen very carefully. I'm not here. You never saw me. We're not even having this conversation right now. Got that?
North:
Got what?
Adam:
Perfect.
 

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The Bourne Ultimatum  - Quotes

 Jason Bourne:
You didn't actually think I was coming to Tudor City did you?
Noah Vosen:
No, I guess not, but if its me you wanted to talk to perhaps we could arrange a meet?
Jason Bourne:
Where are you now?
Noah Vosen:
I'm sitting in my office.
Jason Bourne:
I doubt that.
Noah Vosen:
Why do you doubt that?
Jason Bourne:
Because, if you were sitting in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
 

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The Firm  - Quotes

 Mitch McDeere:
You are FBI Agent Wayne Terrance, right?
Wayne Tarrance:
Yeah, you're damn right! You may be able to get by the local cops, but... [cell phone rings]
Wayne Tarrance:
Hello!
Tammy:
Is this Wayne Terrance?
Wayne Tarrance:
Who is this?
Tammy:
Is this Wayne Terrance?
Wayne Tarrance:
Yeah, this is Wayne Terrance?
Tammy:
So is this. [plays tape of previous conversation with Mitch]
Mitch McDeere:
[to Wayne Terrance] I think you should reconsider.
 

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The Ugly Truth  - Quotes

 Abby Richter:
[Abby has just closed the door on Colin after Mike told her to keep the conversation under a minute] What now?
Mike:
OK, that's good. Now, just let him suffer.
Abby Richter:
OK [gestures towards the door]
Abby Richter:
. Suffer! Suffer!
 

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Bulletproof Monk  - Quotes

 Monk With No Name:
An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
 

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A Little Night Music  - Quotes

 Madame Arnfeldt:
Are you addressing me, sir - whoever you may be?
Count Carl-Magnus Malcolm:
I am, madam.
Madame Arnfeldt:
Then be so kind as to repeat yourself. Judging from the level of the conversation so far, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention.
 

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Mission: Impossible  - Quotes

 Ethan Hunt:
[Entire conversation is on the phone] The list is in the open.
Eugene Kittridge:
Calm down Ethan, look some and see me.
Ethan Hunt:
Wait, you're in Prague?
 

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Me and You and Everyone We Know  - Quotes

 Christine Jesperson:
[making both sides of the conversation between her and an imaginary lover] - If you really love me, then let's make a vow. Right here... together... right now. Ok ? - Ok... - All right, repeat after me... I'm gonna be free. - I'm gonna be free. - And I'm gonna be brave... - I'm gonna be brave. - Good... I'm gonna live each day as if it were my last. - Oh that's good... - You like that ? - Yeah... - Say it. - I'm gonna live each day as it were my last... - Fantastically... - Fantastically. - Courageously... - Courageously. - With grace... - With grace. - And in the dark of the night ,and it does get dark, when I call a name... - When I call a name... - It' ll be your name... What's your name ? [no answer]
Christine Jesperson:
Nevermind... let's go... say it. - Let's go... - Everywhere... - Everywhere... - Even though... - Even though... - We're scared... - We're scared... - Cause it's life... - It's life... - and it's happening, it's really really happening... RIGHT NOW...
 

Runaway Bride  - Quotes

 Ike Graham:
[Mrs. Whittenmeyer refuses to sell a wedding gown to Maggie] You sell wedding dresses, right?
Mrs. Whittenmeyer:
Yes, I've been selling wedding gowns for thirty-five years.
Ike Graham:
Wonderful! Because we are here to buy one! But not just any one. [points to a gown in the window]
Ike Graham:
She wants "that" one!
Mrs. Whittenmeyer:
It's a thousand dollars!
Ike Graham:
Listen, Aunt Bea! Conversation has never worked for me, let's try "visual." [jumps into the window and pulls the mannequin down, knocking its wig off]
Ike Graham:
We're buying the dress! And anything else she wants!
 

Eyes Wide Shut  - Quotes

 Marion:
I love you. I don't want to go away with Carl.
Dr. Bill Harford:
Marion, I don't think you realize...
Marion:
I do, even if I'm never to see you again, I want at least to live near you.
Dr. Bill Harford:
Marion, listen to me, listen to me. You're very upset right now and I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Marion:
I love you.
Dr. Bill Harford:
We barely know each other. I don't think we've had a single conversation about anything except your father.
Marion:
I love you.
 

The Matador  - Quotes

 Julian Noble:
Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper.
 

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Zoolander  - Quotes

 Derek Zoolander:
[to Winona Ryder] Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
 

Life with Bonnie  - Quotes

 Dr. Mark Molloy:
I'm just trying to make conversation here; you always say we never talk anymore.
Bonnie Molloy:
I didn't say it bothered me.
 

Meet the Fockers  - Quotes

 Greg Focker:
Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.
 

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Waterworld  - Quotes

 Deacon:
Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen.
 

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In Good Company  - Quotes

 Dan Foreman:
[picking up another phone to interrupt his daughter's phone conversation with her new boyfriend] Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.
 

The House Bunny  - Quotes

 Shelley:
I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie:
That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley:
I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie:
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
Shelley:
He's gay?
 

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Murder One  - Quotes

 Annie Hoffman:
I keep putting this conversation off and putting it off and I can't any more. I can't keep living the way we've been living.
Theodore Hoffman:
The trial's been exhausting, I know.
Annie Hoffman:
I think we need to separate for a while.
Theodore Hoffman:
Annie, don't do this, I love you.
Annie Hoffman:
[in tears] I'm sorry.
 

Clear and Present Danger  - Quotes

 
[Escobedo hears Cortez's recorded conversation with Cutter]
Ernesto Escobedo:
So. What am I supposed to do with YOU! [slugs Cortez with a baseball bat]
Ernesto Escobedo:
Perhaps I'm supposed to kill you with this bat! [Sipo, Cortez's henchman comes in and guns down Escobedo]
 

Mrs Brown  - Quotes

 
[the Prince of Wales has just had a rather cryptic conversation with Disraeli]
Lord Stanley:
What did he want?
Mary Ann Disraeli:
To know when he'll be king.
 

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The Rundown  - Quotes

 Hatcher:
I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me.
 

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That Thing You Do!  - Quotes

 
[after Guy has gotten into a conversation with his idol, Del Paxton]
Marguerite:
Look at you. You're no good to me now.
 

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Bogus  - Quotes

 Harriet Franklin:
This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.
 

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Lars and the Real Girl  - Quotes

 Margo:
[having an awkward conversation defending Lars at a party] So, I here you guys are getting married?
Party Couple - Man:
No!
Party Couple - Woman:
Yes!
Margo:
[Margo walks away, having completely distracted the couple]
 

Cougar Club  - Quotes

 Mr. Stack:
Come in!
Karl:
Uh, hello, Mr. Stack, Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald
Mr. Conrad:
What do you want, douche bag?
Karl:
May I... you know... how do you... how do you do this? I don't know... Ah - oh!... All right there we go. Hmm, um... I just couldn't help but hear your conversation yesterday about Marshall Hogan and how he, you know, did stuff with your wife.
Mr. Conrad:
[grabs Karl and strangles him] What did you say about my wife?
Karl:
You don't understand!
Mr. Conrad:
I will rip your dick off and shove it up your ass! You hear me, you scrawny little bastard?
Karl:
No, i'm on your side.
Mr. Stack:
Let's hear what the butt-licker has to say.
Mr. Conrad:
Speak Karl!
Karl:
Okay, Well... I saw him this morning, so I couldn't help but notice that he had... he was driving this 91 convertible Camaro that was red, and so I said "Hey, nice car." and he said "Hell... um... thank you, Yeah it's brand new, I just got it today." So on impulse, I took out my work pen which I brought back and I wrote down his license plate number while he was driving away, because you said that if he owned a car, you would, oh darn, what was it?. What, what did you say? I ca... I can't remember!
Mr. Conrad:
I said I'd put a bomb in it and blow him up beyond dental records.
 

Complete Savages  - Quotes

 Nick Savage:
Do the words "he's gone let's party" ring a bell?
Chris Savage:
That was a private conversation between me and everybody in the teen center!
 

Final Destination 2  - Quotes

 Kimberly Corman:
We have to tell Isabella to stay away from a lake so she can stay alive long enough to have her baby.
Burke:
That won't be an easy conversation to have.
 

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Fierce Creatures  - Quotes

 Vince:
No, no. This is the kind of conversation that two people have when one of them is female.
 

In the Line of Fire  - Quotes

 Al D'Andrea:
I don't know, maybe I'm... maybe I'm just wrong for the job.
Frank Horrigan:
You're a good man, Al. You'll make a good agent.
Al D'Andrea:
How do you know? This is the longest conversation we've ever had.
Frank Horrigan:
I know things about people.
 

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Crime and Punishment in Suburbia  - Quotes

 Jimmy:
[after their conversation is interrupted by his coach] Can't we kill him instead?
Roseanne:
We'll get him next if we have to.
 

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Dan Aykroyd Unplugged on UFOs  - Quotes

 David Sereda:
2001 was a real space odyssey for me. Instead of flying on a spaceship to the moon, Jupiter, or beyond the solar system, I met Dan Aykroyd for the first time to talk about UFOs. That's when I knew I had to sit him down in front of the camera and just let him talk about the truth. Because if I didn't no one would believe we had this amazing conversation. One time I had this long conversation with Dan Aykroyd about UFOs, and I thought it was like Einstein was hiding inside of a comic genius, just so that if he told us the real truth he wouldn't have to believe it. If Einstein had told us UFOs were real, would we have believed *him*? He never spoke about it. But Dan Aykroyd speaks about UFOs as if he were a full professor on the subject.
 

The Long Shot  - Quotes

 Annie Garrett:
[to Mary Lou] I guess she overheard our conversation and went to find her dad.
John Oaks:
And she did.
Annie Garrett:
She what?
John Oaks:
Well, from what I can piece together from what she said: He was working when she got there. Said he was going to Denver. She said she wanted to go along, he said okay. Then he went to get his stuff, saying he was gonna come back and he never showed.
 

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil  - Quotes

 Jim Williams:
Which conversation shall we join?
John Kelso:
The one least likely to involve gunfire.
 

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