Matt Farrell: Jesus Christ. It's a fire sale. John McClane: What? Matt Farrell: It's a fire sale. Deputy Director Miguel Bowman: Hey! We don't know that yet. Taylor: Yeah, it's a myth anyway. It can't be done. Matt Farrell: Oh, it's a myth? Really? Please tell me she's only here for show and she's actually not in charge of anything. John McClane: Hey, what's a fire sale? Matt Farrell: It's a three-step... it's a three-step systematic attack on the entire national infrastructure. Okay, step one: take out all the transportation. Step two: the financial base and telecoms. Step three: You get rid of all the utilities. Gas, water, electric, nuclear. Pretty much anything that's run by computers which... which today is almost everything. So that's why they call it a fire sale, because everything must go.
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
Bob Page: In case you were wondering, Helios intercepted your transmission; we accessed the Ocean Lab computers ourselves, which means our UCs will be operational shortly. JC Denton: Meanwhile, we will be manufacturing a cure to the virus. Bob Page: A cure? A cure! Do you have any idea how easy it will be for me to make a new virus? All I have to do is find a very large prime number and multiply. JC Denton: And all we have to do is crack the code. Bob Page: Mathematically unlikely. As are your chances of leaving the Ocean Lab, by the way. JC Denton: You're next, Page. Your greatest strength was secrecy, but now we know everything, including your present location. Bob Page: Always the optimist. You would need an army to attack me at Area 51, and pretty soon - if the missile is accurate - your "X-51" will be a thin, gray smudge where Vandenberg used to be.
Our first computers were born not out of greed or ego, but in the revolutionary spirit of helping common people rise above the most powerful institutions.
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Vernon: I just wish I had my own tropical island, I wish... I wish I was... I could go to China, I wish I could go out of The States... I wish I had my own planet, I wish I... I wish there were 200 of me, man... I wish I could just sit around with computers and just brainstorm all day man. I wish I was born again... I wish I could get saved and get my life through Christ... then maybe he can forgive me for what I did... I wish there was just one belief... my belief.
[after Max's computer program diskette failed] Luther Stickell: Computers are a bitch.
Angela: They hack into computers and they cause this chaos.
I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
... we have created a man with not one brain but two. ... This new brain is intended to control the biological brain. ... The patient's biological brain is the peripheral terminal -- the only peripheral terminal -- for the new computer. ... And therefore the patient's biological brain, indeed his whole body, has become a terminal for the new computer. We have created a man who is one single, large, complex computer terminal. The patient is a read-out device for the new computer, and is helpless to control the readout as a TV screen is helpless to control the information presented on it.
Any idiot can put up a website.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
Computers don't kill books; people do.
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
The best computer is a man, and it
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
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