Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever  - Quotes

 Robert Gant:
You were supposed to protect my son.
Agent Curtis:
[stammering] Uh... she took us by surpise.
Robert Gant:
How do I explain that to my wife?
Agent Curtis:
I... uh... I...
Robert Gant:
Back in the Middle Ages, in more noble times, when a knight failed his king, that knight would throw himself onto his sword to avoid the humiliation of being ostracized by his peers for his incompetence and cowardice.
Agent Curtis:
Sir?
Robert Gant:
[holds out a large .45 pistol] Do the honorable thing, Agent Curtis. Take the gun. [Curtis takes the pistol from Gant]
Robert Gant:
Put it against your head. [Curtis puts the gun to his head]
Robert Gant:
Pull the trigger. [Curtis hesitates]
Robert Gant:
Now!
 



Shanghai Knights  - Quotes

 Lord Rathbone:
Perhaps you could explain to me how Looney Lin managed to escape from the confines of Scotland Yard under the watch of the most respected police force in the world.
Doyle:
Yes, of course, it's absolutely fascinating. She picked the lock using a deck of rather risqué playing cards. Then scaled the walls with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. I've got to hand it to the Chinese, they're awfully ingenious, Lord, aren't they?
Lord Rathbone:
Does your incompetence know no bounds?
 

The Devil Wears Prada  - Quotes

 Miranda Priestly:
Details of your incompetence do not interest me.
 





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