Todd McFarlane  - Quotes

 Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn. 

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Robert Kirkman  - Quotes

 You have a valid complaint, and I do recognize it ... but you are reading into things a little bit. Just the same, I will do my best to make horrible things happen to a bunch of white people before something else so graphic hits a minority character. 

Tags: character   comics   humor     
Dr. Seuss  - Quotes

 Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent. 

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Bill Watterson  - Quotes

 HOBBES: How come we play war and not peace?



CALVIN: Too few role models.
 

Tags: comedy   comics   humor     
Daniel Quinn  - Quotes

 We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon. 

Tags: comical   funny   humor   ishmael     
Daniel Boone  - Quotes

 I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.

 

Tags: comical   confused   lost     
Bill Watterson  - Quotes

 Calvin (to Suzy)- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! 

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Phil Foglio  - Quotes

 Agatha Clay: I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants.

Zeetha: Drink your coffee like a warrior.

Agatha Clay: ...Yes, Zeetha.
 

Tags: comic   foglop   webcomic     
Warren Ellis  - Quotes

 Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God. 

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Warren Ellis  - Quotes

 Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes. 

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Ariel Schrag  - Quotes

 I thought about how all that mattered, in all entirety, and all I wanted,

and all I could see anything being worth anything for, was being a writer.
 

Tags: comics   writers   writing     
Al Capp  - Quotes

 Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. 

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