Jasper Fforde  - Quotes

 If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look. 

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Kate Quinn  - Quotes

 Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now. 

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Hillary Rodham Clinton  - Quotes

 My husband is not the secretary of state, I am. 

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