Stephen Colbert  - Quotes

 It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is. 

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Stephen Colbert  - Quotes

 President Bush, have a hot dog with me. 

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Stephen Colbert  - Quotes

 I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake. 

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