Elinor Dashwood: You talk of feeling idle and useless. Imagine how that is compounded when one has no hope, no choice of any occupation whatsoever. Edward Ferrars: Our circumstances are therefore precisely the same. Elinor Dashwood: Except that you will inherit your fortune. We cannot even earn ours.
[TV host Larry King is interviewing Saudi Ambassador Prince Bandar bin Sultan] Larry King: [on Osama bin Laden] What were the circumstances under which you met him? Prince Bandar bin Sultan: This is ironic. In the mid-80's, if you remember, we and the United States were supporting the Mujhadeen to liberate Afghanistan from the Soviets. He came to thank me for my efforts to bring the Americans, our friends, to help us against the atheists, in other words the Communists. Larry King: And now he may be responsible for bombing America. Prince Bandar bin Sultan: Absolutely. Larry King: What did you make of him when you met him? Prince Bandar bin Sultan: I was not impressed, to be honest with you.
Jerry Lundegaard: [answering the phone] Jerry Lundegaard. Carl Showalter: Alright, Jerry, you got the phone to yourself? Jerry Lundegaard: Well, yeah. Carl Showalter: You know who this is? Jerry Lundegaard: Well, yeah, I got an idea. How's that Ciera working out for ya? Carl Showalter: Circumstances have changed, Jerry. Jerry Lundegaard: Well, what do ya mean? Carl Showalter: Thing have changed, circumstances, Jerry, beyond the... uh, acts of god. Jerry Lundegaard: How's Jean? Carl Showalter: [puzzled] Who's Jean? Jerry Lundegaard: My wife! What the-? Carl Showalter: Oh, she's alright, but there's a few people in Brainerd who aren't so okay, I'll tell you that. Jerry Lundegaard: What the heck are ya talking about? Let's just finish this deal up here. Carl Showalter: Blood has been shed, Jerry. Jerry Lundegaard: What the heck do ya mean? Carl Showalter: Three people, in Brainerd. Jerry Lundegaard: Oh, jeez. Carl Showalter: That's right, we need more money. Jerry Lundegaard: What the heck are ya talking about? What do you fellas have yourself mixed up in? Carl Showalter: We need more money... Jerry Lundegaard: [interrupting] This was supposed to be a no rough stuff type deal! Carl Showalter: [angry] DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ME, JERRY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Jerry Lundegaard: Well, I'm sorry, but I just- I don't... Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry! I'm not gonna debate! We now want the entire 80,000! Jerry Lundegaard: Oh, for chris'sake here!
P.R. Chief: Next question? Yes. You in the pink shirt. William: Uh, right. Miss Scott, are there any circumstances that you and he might be more than just friends. Anna Scott: I hoped that there would be but I've been assured that there's not. William: Yes, but what if... P.R. Chief: I'm sorry. Just the one question. Anna Scott: No. It's alright. You were saying? William: I was just wondering what if this person... Journalist: Thacker. His name is Thacker. William: Right. Thanks. What if, uh, Mr. Thacker realized that he had been a daft prick and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider if you would... indeed... reconsider. Anna Scott: [pause] Yes. I believe I would. William: That's wonderful news. The readers of Horse and Hound will be relieved.
Barry: We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed? Barry: [screaming] Helen? Helen: I'll never mention it again. Barry: We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave. Ray: Agreed. Barry: Julie? [Julie nods her head in agreement] Barry: [livid] Don't you nod your head, you fuckin say it. Julie: [somber] Yeah okay. Barry: [Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car] We take this to our grave, let me hear it. Ray: Let her go Barry. Barry: You fucking say it! Julie: Okay Barry, we take this to the grave.
Hibble: Circumstances have taught me that a man's ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave.
The Psychiatrist: I want you to talk about women. [waits for a few moments] The Psychiatrist: Mr. Crown? Thomas Crown: I'm sorry? The Psychiatrist: Women. You get to talk about women. Thomas Crown: Oh, I enjoy women. The Psychiatrist: Enjoyment isn't intimacy. Thomas Crown: And intimacy isn't necesarily enjoyment. The Psychiatrist: How would you know? Has it occured to you that you have a problem with trust? Thomas Crown: [smirking] I trust myself implicitly. The Psychiatrist: But can other people trust you? Thomas Crown: Oh, you mean society at large? The Psychiatrist: I mean women, Mr.Crown. Thomas Crown: Yes, a woman could trust me. The Psychiatrist: Good. Under what extraordinary circumstances would you allow that to happen? Thomas Crown: A woman could trust me as long as her interests didn't run too contrary to my own. The Psychiatrist: And society? If ITS interests should run counter to your own? [Crown smiles]
Joe: [after Lucas enters] Lucas! Lucas: Joe! Joe: Where's the money? Lucas: Joe, the money is gone. Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone... but where's it gone to? Lucas: Atlantic City. Joe: Atlantic City?... Is it coming back from Atlantic City? Lucas: [nervous laugh] Oh, I don't think so, Joe. Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas? Lucas: ...Recirculating. Joe: Recirculating? Lucas: Yeah. [Joe knocks the donation cup that Lucas was carrying out of his hands and grabs his arm] Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here. Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City... I swear. Joe: Shut up, sit down, and don't you move. Lucas: [sitting down] It could be in other cities by now... Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch... unless it's to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay? Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be all right now, Joe. Joe: Oh? And what makes you think that. Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear. [nodding] Lucas: Mmhmm! Joe: ...What a moron.
Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Your destiny has been changed, Larry, by request, I might add. And you must take responsibility for the circumstances of your new life. They are, after all, of your own making. Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, if I made 'em, I can unmake 'em!
The Great Prince: Me? You know as well as I do - a Prince looks after the herd, does care for the young. Owl: But you are his father, and circumstances being what they are...
Joe: With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names... [pointing to each respective member] Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink. Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?
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