Bertolt Brecht  - Quotes

 What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? 

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John Kennedy Toole  - Quotes

 I am at this moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. 

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Charles de Gaulle  - Quotes

 How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? 

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Jasper Fforde  - Quotes

 The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops. 

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George R.R. Martin  - Quotes

 Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I 

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Michelle Lovric  - Quotes

 When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do! 

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