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Dave:
You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?

I cheated a lot, because I just couldn't sit and do homework. I usually sat next to someone extremely smart.

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The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.

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The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal.

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Steve Urkel:
Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

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Kate:
I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?
Crying Waitress:
He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles]
Crying Waitress:
And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.
Kate:
How'd you learn all this stuff?
Crying Waitress:
[sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying]

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I travel back in time, falling back into what I know for certain, the historical data I cling to in order to not go mad, not assume I made a suicidal and well-informed error in marrying this man.

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Marcia Prior Glass:
I'm really just a good girl who's more comfortable fighting with her husband than cheating on him. I guess I'd rather be a bitch then a slut...
Vincent Antonelli:
Does caring for someone make you a slut?
Marcia Prior Glass:
No. Expressing it does.

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One time, I had this boyfriend who cheated on me. I cheated back and then we broke up and then got back together.

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Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it

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I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear.

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Waldo:
Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!

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Sarah Pierce:
I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it, myself. When I read it in grad school, Madam Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man; makes one foolish mistake after another; but when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped! She has a choice: she can either accept a life of misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle.
Mary Ann:
Some struggle. Hop into bed with every guy who says hello.
Sarah Pierce:
She fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic in her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist.
Mary Ann:
Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist?
Sarah Pierce:
No, no, it's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
Mary Ann:
Maybe I didn't understand the book!

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Doc Holliday:
[taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!

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Jigsaw:
[after Amanda gets shot] Amanda... It's OK. This was your test. Your game. I was testing you. I took you in. I selected you for the honor of carrying on my life's work. But you didn't. You didn't test anyone's will to live. Instead you took away their only chance. Your games were unwinnable, your subjects merely victims. In my desperation I decided to give you one last chance. So I put everything in place. You didn't know that Lynn and Jeff were husband and wife. I had to keep that from you for the purposes of my game. I had to leave out the ruined marriage, the cheating wife, the vengeful husband, the neglected daughter and I let you make your own choices. I wanted you to succeed... You couldn't. [Amanda begins to collapse and die]
Jigsaw:
God... [Amanda finally dies]
Jigsaw:
Game over.

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Bludworth:
[to Alex] You already did that by walking off the plane. Now you gotta out when and how it'll come back at you. Play your hunch, Alex. If you think you can get away from it. But beware the risk of cheating the plan, disrespecting the design... could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't even want to fuck with that MacDaddy.

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This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.

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Jimmy:
I still don't see how renting is funny.
Virus:
Well it's not funny. It's cheating.
Jimmy:
But funny and cheating are synonyms
Virus:
Whatever.
Jimmy:
"Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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I am not ready to think of him as either insane or evil, to consider in full how I could love and have a child with such a person. I am not ready to think about anything, except ways in which this may still be averted.

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Soon he was online every night until one or two a.m. Often he would wake up at three of four a.m. and go back online. He would shut down the computer screen when I walked in. In the past, he used to take the laptop to bed with him and we would both be on our laptops, hips touching. He stopped doing that, slipping off to his office instead and closing the door even when A was asleep. He started closing doors behind him. I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

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He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path.

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They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That

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Hatsumi had a pretty good idea that Nagasawa was sleeping around, but she never complained to him. She was seriously in love with him, but she never made demands.

'I don't deserve a girl like Hatsumi,' Nagasawa once said to me. I had to agree with him.

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The Caller:
Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu:
I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
The Caller:
Oh then what do you call it?
Stu:
Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
The Caller:
[laughs] Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu:
Oh fuck you!
The Caller:
Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.

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Brucie:
[Brucie is about to kick off] Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.

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The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis-

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Scott:
What do you mean you're dumping me?
Fiona:
Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
Scott:
What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona:
I know. That's what makes this so hard.

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Heather:
Are you cheating on me?
Derek:
Noooo
Heather:
So you're not cheating on me?
Derek:
You're starting to annoy me.

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I think: I would like to take N back to a story right now, like a rake.

I would say,

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He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of different temperaments and characters had been inspired to have lovers at his expense. He should be telling her, with the warmth of her body warming his, that his second wife had confessed to greater sexual pleasure when she remembered that she was deceiving him.

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Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.

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Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I look at other people, I automatically form thought bubbles over their heads. Happy Couple With Stroller. Innocent Teenage Girl With Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her. Content Grandmother And Grandfather Visiting Town Where Their Grandchildren Live With Intact Parents. Secure Housewife With Big Diamond. Undamaged Group Of Young Men On Skateboards. Good Man With Baby In BabyBj

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Richard McCallister:
[Re scheduling] Why not "The Wexler Chronicles"?
Lenny:
Against "Infidelity 101"? We'll get killed.
Richard McCallister:
Well, we'll do better than we will with "Cheating Heart." You said so yourself, Lenny. "Sex will always beat disgusting foods. But in a fight between sex and sex, the sexier show will win," and they have the sexier show. Seems to me that the only way to counter them is to go with an actual scripted story with characters and... *stories* and things. If only for the 35-and-ups. At least we'll do some kind of number.
Vernon Maxwell:
It's an interesting thought, Lenny. FDrom an ad sales perspective, we'll take the high-end cars, the insurance companies.
Exec. #3:
Uh, maybe pharmaceuticals, even?
Lenny:
Yeah. It's just so fucking artsy and... [disgustedly]
Lenny:
smart.
Vernon Maxwell:
Well, I'm sure you'll rein it in.

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I should have known then it wasn

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I know one thing about men,

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This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together.

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Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.

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I feel angry but not homocidal; this may be unlooked-for progress.

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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

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Delusion detests focus and romance provide the veil.

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Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow the Pfizer pill road!

Follow, follow, follow, follow,

Follow the Pfizer pill road!

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Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

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I sensed he may have occasionally strayed in some of his past relationships. It was something I felt but ignored, a rent in the fabric of an otherwise splendid garment I thought I could mend. I thought I could live with it

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I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly.

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Any way I slice reality it comes out poorly, and I feel an urge to not exist, something I have never felt before; and now here it comes with conviction, almost panic. I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallow opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly.

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I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.

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I saw my reflection in their eyes, but not the men themselves, not clearly. This preserved the idea that all intelligent and even vaguely attractive men were essentially good. Delusion detest focus and romance provides the veil.

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I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

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Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time.

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I was the other man, basically. The OB

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I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself:

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It had all seemed as inevitable as sunset. Instead it was the beauty of the sun glinting upon the scythe.

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People told me not to get married; I didn

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