Toba Beta  - Quotes

 I could smell an arrogance,

it was my cheap fragrance.
 

Tags: arrogance   cheap   fragrance   life     


David Sedaris  - Quotes

 For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people's martinis --he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them. 

Tags: cheapness   family   food   packrat   strangeness     
Samuel Johnson  - Quotes

 I do not care to speak ill of a man behind his back, but I believe he is an attorney. 

Tags: attorneys   cheapshots   humor     




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