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Beldar Conehead:
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster:
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead:
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster:
Ah.

The Wolf:
You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.
Raquel:
I have character.
The Wolf:
Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

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Red Stevens:
You can teach someone what character is. You can tell them "do this! Do that" but at some point, the gifts need input, intuition, dreams. One needs to be the freedom to dream, then act on it. Even if you don't have a dream of your own, you can give dreams to others-help them to fulfill their dreams!

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Nick Lang:
Ever killed anybody?
John Moss:
Counting today?
Nick Lang:
C'mon John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what that's like.
John Moss:
You can't. Not by asking someone.
Nick Lang:
Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin.
John Moss:
I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he know he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.
Nick Lang:
[picking up a tape recorder] Fuck was that great! John. Look. Can you just say that one more time for me, please? John.

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Bill:
As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique.
The Bride:
[who still has a needle in her leg] How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill:
About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
The Bride:
Aso. The point emerges.
Bill:
You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
The Bride:
[does so] Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill:
I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that.

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Devan Maguire:
I've always been a good judge of character. I read people very well and I don't think he's guilty.
Woody:
I'm a pretty good judge of character too Devan. I had you pegged didn't I?
Devan Maguire:
Don't tell me... Pushy, driven...
Woody:
And sometimes intolerable. See... Impressive isn't it?

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US President:
Even if something like that really did exist, why do you think I would actually just give it to you?
Ben Gates:
Because it will probably lead us to the discovery of the greatest Native-American treasure of all time; a huge piece of culture lost. You can give that history back to its descendants. And because you're the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character or the oath you took to defend the Constitution or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir.
US President:
Gates, people don't believe that stuff anymore.
Ben Gates:
They want to believe it.

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[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]
Tito:
Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
Nick:
He doesn't have to be.
Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
Nick:
No, Tito, I...
Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!

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Brandi:
[calm and nefarious tone] Second Suitor? If you were a comic book character, what character would you be?
Brodie:
[Brodie is caught off guard, but delighted with the question] Wow! That's a great question. Tough one, though I mean, what does one gauge his response on: physical prowess, Keen detection skills? The ability to banter well with super villians?
Brandi:
[interupting] How's your comic book collection, Brodie?
Brodie:
Oh it's goin' good. But, I mean...
Brodie:
[T.S. punches Brodie's arm and shows an angry look, realizing they have been made] Oh, comics? what are you talkin' about lady? I don't collect comics! Comics are for kids!

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Banky:
Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
Jay:
All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.
Banky:
That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.
Jay:
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
Banky:
You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!
Silent Bob:
Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Jay:
Yeah.

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Francis:
I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do.
Jack:
Gettin' there, though.
Peter:
Anyway, it's definitely going to add a lot of character to you.

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Jim:
[mimicking Christopher Walken's character Uncle Bill] Oh, Mr. Potato Head! The Druids often used Mr. Potato Head figures as part of their ancient rituals.

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Narrator:
The male tries to validate his existence and prove he doesn't need a female to mate. He attempts to devolve into a hermaphrodite and give birth to offspring on his own. [male character vomits]
Narrator:
For the male, this will prove ultimately unfulfilling. Although genetically equipped to deliver the placenta... [more vomiting]
Narrator:
he is unable to produce the infant itself.

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Damien Wiles:
["America, The Beautiful" plays softly in background, with gradual crescendo throughout] Let me tell you something. There are no colors around here, Mister. No color lines. [referring to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr]
Damien Wiles:
I'm a believer in the teachings of your great leader, that a man should be judged by his character and not by his color. I take black kids off the streets, I clean 'em up, I give 'em a job.

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Ron:
How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.
Veronica:
Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Ron:
With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip. [Both laugh]

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[Admiring a painting]
Harris:
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect. [the painting is revealed to be of a red rectangle]

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V:
[Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond:
Who are you?
V:
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond:
Well I can see that.
V:
Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond:
Oh. Right.
V:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V:
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves V into poster on wall]
V:
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles]
V:
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond:
Are you like a crazy person?
V:
I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond:
I'm Evey.
V:
Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond:
What does that mean?
V:
It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

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Eugene:
Sometimes we all wonder how things come to be. A chain of events: A leads to B leads to C leads to Z. Each life is made up of big decisions and each day is made up of a million little decisions. What shirt to wear, what street to walk on, what to eat for lunch. Now all of these seemingly inconsequential choices may change your life forever. But who can handle that kind of responsibility? It would paralyze you to think about it. So you have to trust your instinct, what the Greeks might call your character. You better pray to whatever god you believe in that your character knows what the hell it's doing. I thought I was a man of character. Good character. Then I made a mistake. A bad one that changed everything. That's why I found myself walking into a lousy L.A. bar to buy some Phenolcitrate - -synthetic heroin, my personal favorite. See, when I got high, the chain of events disappeared. No past, no future, just the sweet and sticky now. But before I could get home that night with my bag of goodies something happened. I did a good thing. One good deed that started another chain that I wasn't ready for. A ride I had no business taking.

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Howie:
There isn't a movie in the cinema canon that depicts a gay character that we would aspire to be. What are our options... noble, suffering AIDS victims, the friends of noble suffering AIDS victims, sex addicts, common street hustlers and the newest addition to the lot, stylish confidantes to lovelorn women. Just once I would like to see someone who is not sick, hasn't been laid in about three months and is behind on his student loans.
Benji:
And that is someone you would aspire to be?
Taylor:
Right?

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Borat:
[referring to Pamela Anderson's character in "Baywatch"] This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.

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President Andrew Shepherd:
If Mary hadn't died, would we have won three years ago?
A.J.:
Would we have won?
President Andrew Shepherd:
If we had to go through a character debate three years ago, would we have won?
A.J.:
I don't know. But I would have liked that campaign. If my friend Andy Shepherd had shown up, I would have liked that campaign very much.

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Joe:
So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

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Leonardo:
This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.
Raphael:
Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a break... YOU did.

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[the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet]
Guy Fleegman:
I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane:
After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman:
Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith:
You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman:
I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith:
It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman:
Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco:
Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman:
DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...
Sir Alexander Dane:
Are we there yet?

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Lance:
Pain, they say, builds character... and you, my dear, are about to have more character than you know what to do with.

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Woman in Bookstore:
[This dialog - in an apparent nod and wink to the change of actress for the character from prior films in "The Mummy" series - accompanies the first appearance of Evelyn O'Connell] Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?
Evelyn O'Connell:
No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person. [... as the camera reveals her face to show that it is Maria Bello - not Rachel Weisz - playing the role]

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Hannah Stubbs:
Your honor, are we to believe that this man is in danger? That some cartoon character men in black suits with white on white ties armed with guns are going to walk through that door as we...
Crystal:
[two men enter the court, in black suits with white on white ties pulling out guns] DUCK!

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Boxer Santaros:
My character, he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the Earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day, disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain, causing very irrational criminal behavior.
Roland Taverner:
How does he stop the global deceleration?
Boxer Santaros:
Oh, he can't stop it. There is no stopping wat can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
Krysta Now:
But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
Boxer Santaros:
So in the end, I die in a very tragic downtown shootout while whispering my theory to Dr. Muriel Fox, the oceanography disaster specialist.
Krysta Now:
Astrophysicist!
Boxer Santaros:
The oceanography disaster specialist... sweetheart. My character - his name is Jericho Kane.

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Venom:
Like looking into a mirror isn't it, Pete? Only I'm bigger, better.
Spider-Man:
I think I should sue you for character infringement and win.

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Malcolm:
That's the way discussions go down in this family. I tell them my needs, and they say no. Then dad reveals another cartoon character he's afraid of.

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Blossom:
Mr. Mayor, you had written an elaborate note telling Ms. Bellum that you'd gone home to write your election speech.
Mayor:
I did? How smart of me!
Blossom:
That's not what I mean! See, you didn't actually write the note.
Mayor:
But you just said I wrote the note!
Blossom:
Ms. Bellum said that you couldn't have possibly written the note because she writes all of your speeches.
Mayor:
Ms. Bellum wrote the note?
Blossom:
No! Neither you nor Ms. Bellum wrote the note!
Mayor:
Then who wrote the note? I'm sorry, Blossom, but this is all terribly confusing.
Blossom:
I knew that there was only one evil menacing character cunning enough to do this.
Bubbles:
Mojo Jojo!
Mayor:
Mojo Jojo?
Girls:
Yes! Yes!
Mayor:
Mojo Jojo wrote my speech? I'll have to thank him!

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Joey:
It's just my character that's not brain-dead.

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Kirk Lazarus:
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

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Morgan Spurlock:
[to kids] I'm gonna show you some pictures and I want you to tell me who they are.
Children:
OK.
Morgan Spurlock:
[Showing a picture of George Washington] Who's that?
Child:
George Washington?
Children:
Good. Who was he?
Children:
He was the 4th president. He freed the slaves. He could never tell a lie.
Morgan Spurlock:
[Shows picture that you can't see] Who's that?
Child:
George W. Bush?
Morgan Spurlock:
No. That's a good guess though. [Shows picture and its a picture of Jesus]
Morgan Spurlock:
Who is this? [Shows a picture of Wendy]
Child:
Wendy!
Morgan Spurlock:
Nice!
Morgan Spurlock:
Who's that? [Shows picture of Ronald MacDonald]
Child:
MacDonald, Ronald MacDonald.
Child:
MacDonald!
Morgan Spurlock:
What does he do?
Child:
He helps people at the cash register.
Child:
He works at MacDonald's. I love the pancakes and sausage!
Child:
He brings everyone of his friends to McDonald's for a Happy Meal
Morgan Spurlock:
Where have you seen him?
Child:
On television, on the commercials.
Child:
He's the character that made McDonald's, and he does a lot of funny stuff on TV.

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Annie:
It's a bit out of character for Rod, don't you think? Saying all that? Did he get tricked into it? Did you stay to find out? Or by that time was there a taxi waiting?

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Admiral Seasholtz:
Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?
Windows:
Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.
Admiral Seasholtz:
Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
Linus:
Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
Hutch:
Beside's you.
Admiral Seasholtz:
Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
Linus:
Captain Picard.
Admiral Seasholtz:
Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.
Windows:
[in a swishy voice] Come on. "Make it so!"

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Ned Plimpton:
You don't know me, you don't want to know me... I'm just a character in your stupid film.

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Kate Miller:
[they are doing a scene] I have a question about this scene.
The Director:
Yes?
Kate Miller:
Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor. [Joey plays Victor, she plays Adrienne]
The Director:
Peel the onion. First of all, he's good-looking.
Joey:
Yeah.
Kate Miller:
I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of a reason than that.
Joey:
Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch.
Kate Miller:
It does not say that in the script.
Joey:
It does in mine!

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Tracker Lewis Gates:
Why Indians?
Professor Lillian Sloan:
Oh, because I admire them. And because we owe them a tremendous debt.
Tracker Lewis Gates:
How's that?
Professor Lillian Sloan:
Well, they gave us romance, myths, legends. They gave us a history. The Indians shaped the character of our entire nation.
Tracker Lewis Gates:
We picked a hell of a way to say thank you, didn't we?

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[to Ethan, on phone]
Owen Davian:
You hung me out of a plane. You can tell a lot about a persons character by how they treat people they don't have to treat well.

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Sal:
I want to see a movie that's about someone; a character you care about that overcomes something difficult and then you can get behind them and root for them. I'm not saying they should all be like Rocky but that was a damn good movie. Then they ruined it with that stupid Russian guy.

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Mandy Slade:
I needn't mention how essential dreaming is to the character of the rock star.

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