Lauren Conrad  - Quotes

 Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with 

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Lindsay Lohan  - Quotes

 Love and happiness is only a choice away 

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Lauren Conrad  - Quotes

 When you are looking to meet someone,

you are looking to settle.

Becaue you are not looking for someone,

you are looking for anyone
 

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Lauren Conrad  - Quotes

 Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone. 

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Heidi Montag  - Quotes

 When in doubt...shoe it out! 

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Heidi Montag  - Quotes

 The best part of Jason was you! 

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Carrie Fisher  - Quotes

 Karl Marx:  

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Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn 

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Moby  - Quotes

 I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends. 

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Shane Claiborne  - Quotes

 A pastor friend of mine said,  

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Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane. 

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Fred Allen  - Quotes

 A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. 

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