Conor O'Neill: [after Kofi has been taunting his teammates for missing grounders and fly balls, Conor hits a sharp liner that causes Kofi to duck] C'mon Kofi! That one was right to you! What's the matter Kofi? You scared of the ball? [Other players laugh] Conor O'Neill: New rule: Nobody can say anything bad to anyone else on the field.
Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish. Dory: You mean... [whimpers] Dory: . You mean you don't like me? Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
John Glass: Friendship and love. Hatred. Courage. Fear. Honesty and truth. Forgiveness. You make a million choices in life. Each one causes a ripple.
Chris: Bad news Tim Robbins... I'm a smoker! [he throws his cigarette and it causes an explosion killing Tim Robbins]
[Mathayus and Arpid are buried up to their necks in sand. Around them, the guard drops burning scraps of cloth into the ant mounds] Arpid: Fascinating, isn't it? The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see? [the fire ants swarm out of the mounds, towards them] Arpid: All the sooner to feast on our naked heads. [laughs] Mathayus: You think this is funny? Arpid: It's a little bit funny, yes. You see, I am about to escape, while you on the other hand are about to die a horrible death, for leaving me to die last night!
Katherine Winter: In 1400 B.C., a group of nervous Egyptians saw the Nile turn red. But what they thought was blood was actually an algae bloom which killed the fish, which prior to that had been living off the eggs of frogs. Those uneaten eggs turned into record numbers of baby frogs who subsequently fled to the land and died. Their little rotting frog bodies attracted lice and flies. The lice carried the bluetongue virus, which killed 70% of Egypt's livestock. The flies carried glanders, a bacterial infection which in humans causes boils. Soon afterwards, the Nile River Valley was hit with a three-day sandstorm otherwise known as the plague of darkness. During the sandstorm, intense heat can combine with an approaching cold front to create not only hail, but also electrical storms which would have looked to the ancient Egyptians like fire from the sky. The subsequent wind would have blown the Ethiopian locust population off course and right into downtown Cairo. Hail is wet, locusts leave droppings spread both on grain, and you have got mycotoxins. Dinnertime in ancient Egypt meant the first-born child got the biggest portion which in this case meant he ate the most toxins, so he died. Ten plagues. Ten scientific explanations.
Paulina Pritchett: Guns in church. The abomination that causes desolation. Scooter: Well, heck, someone should have told me guns weren't allowed. [pulls gun from waist band and sets on top of organ]
Peter Banning: Jack, my word is my bond. Jack: Yeah, junk bonds! [he hits the ceiling door in the plane with his ball, and causes the oxygen masks to drop down and scare Peter half to death] Peter Banning: What in the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child? Jack: [laughs] I am a child. Peter Banning: Grow up.
[the Huns are rapidly approaching and Mulan has taken the only remaining cannon] Mushu: Oookay, you might wanna light that right about now. Quickly! Quickly! [Mulan drops the tinderbox, seizes Mushu and uses him to light the rocket, then points it at the mountain behind Shan Yu] Mushu: [from on top of the rocket as it soars away] You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you! [the rocket hits the mountain and causes an avalanche]
Dr. Moreau: [Aissa walks behind Dr.Moreau and massages his shoulders] Ah God yes, oh yes God, oh please, forcefully, forcefully [Aissa puts more force into it and causes pain on Dr.Moreau] Dr. Moreau: Oh... oh no, oh my God [Dr.Moreau clears his throat, coughs and removes Aissa's hands from his shoulders] Dr. Moreau: Not so strong, you have no idea how strong you can be. You must be very, very careful.
Doc: Marty, why are you wearing that gun? You're not considering going up against Tannen tomorrow? Marty McFly: Doc, tomorrow morning, I'm going back to the future with you. But if Buford Tannen comes looking for trouble, I'm gonna be ready for him. You heard what that son of a bitch called me last night. Doc: Marty, you can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name. That's exactly what causes you to get into that accident in the future. Marty McFly: What? What about my future? Doc: I can't tell you. It might make things worse. Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. What is wrong with my future? Doc: Marty, we all have to make decisions that affect the course of our lives. You've gotta do what you've gotta do. And I've gotta do what I've gotta do.
Ashley Albright: [to Maggie] Oh... I never noticed. Is your cat all black? Maggie: Yeah. Why? Ashley Albright: Just curious. Well this is nice. We'll have fun. Everything's gonna be... Oh, my god. Dana: What? Ashley Albright: I have a zit. I have a zit. Girls, I have a zit! [Ashley's hair gets caught in the hair dryer and she smashes the bathroom window] Dana: Ash, are you okay in there? Ashley Albright: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dana: Ashley? Ash! [Ashley causes the lights in the entire building to blackout]
Happy Gilmore: [after punching Bob Barker to the ground] You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME? Bob Barker: [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a PIECE of you... I want the whole THING! [Bob punches Happy in the stomach once then punches him in the face ten times. His tenth blow causes happy to fall into a small pond]
Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it. Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose. Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear. Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar. Boggs: Where do you get this shit? Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
Bohdi: Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Mrs. Campbell: That is so awful for your father to be dying of cancer. It's just horrible. Now... can I ask you a question? Was he a smoker? Daughter: Um, yes. Yes, he was. Mrs. Campbell: Well then I just don't understand how he could be surprised. I mean it says it right there on the side of the box, doesn't it? "Smoking Causes Cancer." I know 'cause I've seen it on there. Now... can I ask you a question? Can your father read? Daughter: Of course he can read! Mrs. Campbell: Well, I just thought maybe he was illiterate and that was why he was surprised when he got cancer. Because it does say right there on the box...
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