Garfield: OK, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you never scratched before. Dogs, bite but don't chew, and rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. [cats & dogs start growling, and rats start squeaking] Garfield: Canines, felines, and 'vermines', it's showtime!
Edward Cole: You're shitting me. Carter Chambers: No, the cats beat me to it!
Jezelle Gay Hartman: [Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet? Trish: What? Jezelle Gay Hartman: Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother? Trish: Me and my brother? Jezelle Gay Hartman: You and Darry!
Clifford: Man, you cats are stupid! Randy Pig: Oh, well, you are the stupid one because we are not even cats. Andy Pig: Yes we're... dogs. Randy Pig: Look a fire hydrant!
Snowbell: Cats don't eat raisins! We have too much class. We eat fish byproducts. Also, I... need to go tinky. Stuart Little: How about the alley? Snowbell: An alley? I'm a cat! We're fastidious creatures. We use a litter box. We don't just yell 'Bombs away' and go wherever we are!
[Bubbles is playing drums, Buttercup on bass, and Blossom on lead guitar] Bubbles: [singing] Open your eyes and take in every thing that you see. Look at all the colors, red yellow blue and green. We can take an airplane and fly across the world. Look down upon the colors come on everybody lets go! Because... Girls: [singing] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Bubbles: [singing] Open your ears and listen what the world has to say. Hear the birds and bells and you will have a brighter day. Everyone has a special song, deep inside their heart. If you want to sing with us, it's a perfect place to start. [Blossom plays a guitar lead] Buttercup: [singing] Love love love lalalove, lalalove makes the world go round. Bubbles: [singing] You cant hurt me with the things that you do, I'll pick up dandilions and I'll give 'em to you. Blossom: [singing] Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming in love. Girls: [singing] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round.
Andy Dufresne: I want to know, how the score comes out. Tommy Williams: I'll show you, how the score comes out [crumbles test paper] Tommy Williams: . TWO POINTS! THERE'S YOUR GODDAMN SCORE! Cats crawling on trees, five time five is twenty-five. [shouts] Tommy Williams: FUCK THIS PLACE! FUCK IT! [Smacks book off the library table, and stormed out]
Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm] Did you get mauled by a tiger? Bruce Wayne: [quietly] It was a dog. Alfred Pennyworth: Huh? Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog! [pause] Bruce Wayne: More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns. Alfred Pennyworth: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?
Eddie: See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach. Pimp. Just general all-around hustler. But the problem with y'all cats today, is that you got no skill. No sense of history. And then, with a straight face, got the nerve to want to be somebody. Want somebody to respect you. But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? See, I'm old. But, Lord willing, I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for flushed down the drain by someone who don't know no better or care.
Mr. Moviefone: [in hyperspeed] Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever!
'Blue Lou' Marini: [after Elwood's speech about their musical craft, and everyone else walks away] You cats go ahead! I'll get the gas.
Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use. Ricky Bobby: That's Dumb Jean Girard: Why is it dumb? Ricky Bobby: Nah that's dumb
[Salty jumps into Richard's lap] Richard: How anecdotal. Can you please just make it disappear? Caroline: I'm sorry. Are you allergic? Richard: No, I just don't like cats or dogs or anything that runs up to you and pees on your feet when you come home.
Coraline Jones: Back home, cats don't talk. So how are you able to... Cat: I just can.
[location: in their van which is inside a refrigeration truck] Andrew: It's freezing. Franklin: Huddle together if you're cold, I'll turn on the heat. Daniel: That's brilliant. See in order to get heat you have to turn on the engine, thereby trapping the fumes and rendering us all dead by asphixiation. Franklin: In that case forget the heat. Hey who farted? Did you cut the cheese, Dan? Daniel: For God's sake, no I did not. Franklin: How about you, Kayla? Kayla: Girls don't fart. Franklin: Really? Come over to my house sometime and ask my mom why all our cats committed suicide.
Davey Stone: Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I'm gonna [burping] Davey Stone: barf.
Otis: Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
Erin Bruner: [to Emily Rose's mother] A lot of cats live here...
Doug Benson: Cat owners are so excited to demonstrate how they taught their cats to poop in the toilet, that they are making videos to share that gift with the world. Now we know what happens when people get tired of making home porn.
John Shaft: I know cats who'd take out whole zipcodes for that kind of cheese.
Gail, News Anchor: And what a surprise this weekend when the weather turned unseasonably low. Here's Harris Telemacher, our "wacky weatherman" with a report. Harris: And when the weather dropped down to 58 degrees this weekend, how did you cope? Man: I went to make sure all the windows were shut. Harris: And, what about your pets? Were they outside? What happened? Man: Well, the cats were out till around ten. But it got a little too cold for them and they came in. Harris: The cats were out till around ten. But it got a little too cold for them and they came in! Well, that's how L.A. coped with that surprise low of 58 degrees that turned the weekend into a real weenie shrinker!
Bassanio: For thy three thousand ducats here is six. Shylock: If every ducat in six thousand ducats were in six parts and every part a ducat, I would not draw them; I would have my bond.
Coach Jack Bolton: We've dug ourselves a hole, and the only way out is on each other's shoulders. No more X's and O's. Forget the scoreboard. Here's the number that means something... Sixteen minutes left in the game... the season... and for the seniors on this squad... sixteen minutes left in a Wildcats uniform.
Male Promo Voice: These cats ... don't have ... nine lives! Jeff: I put you in charge of my death and you fucked it up.
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