George Carlin  - Quotes

 I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:  

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Matt Groening  - Quotes

 Did you hear something? 

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Margaret Mitchell  - Quotes

 I bare my soul and you are suspicious! No, Scarlett, this is a bona fide honorable declaration. I admit that it's not in the best of taste, coming at this time, but I have a very good excuse for my lack of breeding. I'm going away tomorrow for a long time and I fear that if I wait till I return you'll have married some one else with a little money. So I thought, why not me and my money? Really, Scarlett, I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.  

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Carlos Fuentes  - Quotes

 Don't classify me, read me. I'm a writer, not a genre. 

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Margaret Mitchell  - Quotes

 Scarlett, always save something to fear-even as you save something to love. 

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Simone Elkeles  - Quotes

 Dont ruin my balls! 

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Simone Elkeles  - Quotes

 I wish I could help you 

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Simone Elkeles  - Quotes

 Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size 

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Simone Elkeles  - Quotes

 Tonight was... well, it was perfect for me too. You've turned my world upside down. I've fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the fuckin' shit outta me. I've been shakin' all night, because I knew it.I've tried to deny it, to make you think I wanted you as a fake girlfriend, but that was a lie. 

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