Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. 

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Lemony Snicket  - Quotes

 One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends. 

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A Big Hand for the Little Lady  - Quotes

 Henry Drummond: Let's play cards. 

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Orson Scott Card  - Quotes

 If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

-Val
 

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Orson Scott Card  - Quotes

 Remember, the enemy's gate is down. 

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Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly  - Quotes

 All things were eternal in this world of mummies, who only shook loose their wrappings to wield the cards 

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Jack Buck  - Quotes

 That's a Winner 

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Deborah Eisenberg  - Quotes

 When one contemplated Portia, when one contemplated Sharon, when one contemplated one's own apparently pointless, utterly trivial being, the questions hung all around one, as urgent as knives at the throat. But the instant one tried to grasp one of them and turn it to one's own purpose and pierce through the murk, it became blunt and useless as a piece of cardboard. 

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Ambrose Bierce  - Quotes

 Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas. 

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