I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
I think what makes someone beautiful is confidence and a kind heart.
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
Thorny: Where you boys headed? College Boy 1: Canada.. we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir. Thorny: Canada, huh? Almost made it.
Michael Moore: I'm wondering why you expect your fellow Canadians, who don't have your problem, why should they, through their tax dollars, have to pay for a problem you have. Canadian: Because we would do the same for them. Michael Moore: Yeah, but... Canadian: It's just the way it's always been, and so we hope it'll always be. Michael Moore: Right. But if you just had to pay for your problem, and don't pay for everybody else's problem - just take care of yourself. Canadian: Well, there are lots of people who aren't in a position to be able to do that. And somebody has to look out for them. Michael Moore: Are you a member of like the Socialist party here? Canadian: No, no. Michael Moore: Green party? Canadian: No. Well, actually I'm a member of the Conservative party. Is that bad? Michael Moore: Well, it's just a little confusing. Canadian: Well, it shouldn't be. I think that where medical matters are concerned, it wouldn't matter in Canada what party you were affiliated with.
C.C. Tarpley: All you got is a brown horse past his prime, an old saddle, and *maybe* twenty dollars. Now, that ain't much to show for all them years, is it? Hewey Calloway: I went north one time into Canada and seen the glaciers. You ever see a glacier, C.C.?
I have spent weeks in the desert, forgetting to look at the moon, he says, as a married man may spend days never looking into the face of his wife. These are not sins of omission but signs of pre-occuopation.
Hannah Lorenz: Back to Reality with Nick Watson. Nick Watson: Thank you. You know I've been doing this for four years. With only a brief hiatus before this past year to interrupt. And I've discussed with you all manners of silly subjects. From my comments about snipers on the borders to Canada and Mexico... Andy Wolcienski: That's an idea I still support, by the way. Nick Watson: It's a good idea. To my line of Pope products for the Pope's unfortunately canceled visit to the United States. Andy Wolcienski: I still want my "Pope-On-A-Rope!"
Hippy dude: You have options, man. Max: Yeah, jail or Canada - and they both suck!
Franny: So Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class? Lewis: No. Wilbur: Yes! Lewis: Yes. Wilbur: No! [Franny gives them a puzzled look] Wilbur: Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student Uncle Gaston: Where you from Lewis? Lewis: Um, Canada? Tallulah: I think you mean North Montana, hasn't been called Canada in years! Lucille Krunklehorn: Do you know a Sam Gunderson? Lewis: It's a big country. Tallulah: State!
Inspector Jean-Paul Cardon: I must come to Canada someday. You are a very sympathetic people. Kate: Well, actually, I'm not really a Canadian. In fact, I'm... currently without country.
Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing. The only worthwhile miracle in the New Testament
You ever want to negotiate a hostage situation in Quebec, I'm your man. Send me in for a little parley and the francophone miscreants will flee, hands over bleeding ears.
Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital] Boomer: The capital Toronto. RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa. Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa! Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.
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Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the national consciousness.
You know you've reached a new plateau of group mediocrity when even a Canadian is alarmed by your lack of individuality.
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