Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Who is the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
That's easy. Anna Reilly, eighth grade. No question.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
You got it.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
What? She called you? Anna Reilly called you?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah. Totally out of the blue.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Why?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
'Cause she's coming to New York, uh, for work... and she wanted to get together with us. She just looked me up.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Really? Anna Reilly. What is she doing now?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
She - She's, like, analyzing synergies, or synergising analogies, or, or some such thing. I couldn't follow it. She's, like, this very high-powered business - You know.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Woman?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Woman, yes. Thank you.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Wow. And you told her about us?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yeah. She flipped, in a - in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Man, that is so cool.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I know.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I wonder why she called you.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
What do you mean?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
No, I mean, she called you.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
What, are you in the eighth grade still?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
What? That's a legitimate question. I just - I mean, we're both listed.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Finn before Schram, okay? You're ridiculous.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
That's a good point. Alphabetical.
Col. Jessep:
Matthew, sit, please. [Lt. Markinson sits]
Col. Jessep:
What do you think of Kendrick?
Lt. Col. Matthew Andrew Markinson:
Nathan, I don't know that...
Col. Jessep:
I think he's kind of a weasel, myself. But he's an awfully good officer, and in the end we see eye to eye on the best way to run a marine corps unit. We're in the business of saving lives, Matthew. That's a responsibility we have to take pretty seriously. And I believe that taking a marine who's not yet up to the job and packing him off to another assignment, puts lives in danger. [Lt. Markinson begins to stand]
Col. Jessep:
Matthew, siddown. [he sits]
Col. Jessep:
We go back a while. We went to the Academy together, we were commissioned together, we did our tours in Vietnam together. But I've been promoted up through the chain of command with greater speed and success than you have. Now if that's a source of tension or embarrassment for you, well, I don't give a shit. We're in the business of saving lives, Captain Markinson. Don't ever question my orders in front of another officer.
Scott Calvin:
Did I miss anything?
Business Guy Across from Him:
No, we were, uh, just about to order lunch.
Scott Calvin:
Great! I'm starving.
Susan Perry:
I'll have a salad and iced tea, and dressing on the side.
Mr. Whittle:
Ah, paste and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
Scott Calvin:
And I'll have a Caesar. No dressing. And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts. And a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, crème brulee, and, um, hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge. [licks his lips in addiction to tons of sweets, and looks at some people looking weirdly at him]
Scott Calvin:
[taking where he left off] On the side.
Waiter:
Anything to drink?
Scott Calvin:
[sighs] Ice-cold milk.
Susan Perry:
[wondering if he was really honest with them about his suddenly big belly] Stung by a bee, Scott?
Scott Calvin:
A big bee.
Younger Cop:
And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude:
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop:
[expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude:
Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop:
And what do you do, sir?
The Dude:
I'm unemployed.
Jedediah:
Well, lookee here. If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself, come back in time to see us off?
Jedediah:
Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened. [Larry's answers his cellphone]
Jedediah:
Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened. Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened! Ain't no mystery!
Octavius:
The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours.
Easter Island Head:
None, none, dum, dum.
Mail Room Orienter:
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you! [spoken at about 160 words per minute]
Bailiff:
Hear ye, hear ye! All those with business before this court, step forward and ye shall be heard. [Mentok's theme music starts up]
Bailiff:
The right honorable Mentok presiding.
Mentok:
[emerging from a purple cloud] Was I announced? [Bailiff nods]
Mentok:
And now! Kicking ass, and taking minds! *Mentok! The Mindtaker!* [music abruptly cuts dead]
Mentok:
Or was it the other one; the, uh, "Now presiding," blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah...?
Bailiff:
Uh, w - We were running late, so I just thought... Y'know, the short one... Because it's shorter.
Mentok:
Uh-huh. Okay, yeah. Bigger one next time, all right? Try the scary one... next time.
