Bobbi Starr  - Quotes

 How about I let you out before I pull up into that bush. 

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Penn Jillette  - Quotes

 The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 There's an old saying in Tennessee  

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Too many OB/GYN 

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John Knowles  - Quotes

 I turned with an inward groan to look at him. Quackenbush wasn't going to let me just do the work for him like the automaton I wished to be. We were going to have to be pitted against each other. It was easy enough now to see why. For Quackenbush had been systematically disliked since he first set foot in Devon, with careless, disinterested insults coming at him from the beginning, voting for and applauding the class leaders through years of attaining nothing he wanted for himself. I didn't want to add to his humiliations; I even sympathized with his trembling, goaded egotism he could no longer contain, the furious arrogance which sprang out now at the mere hint of opposition from someone he had at last found whom he could consider inferior to himself. I realized that all this explained him, and it wasn't the words he said which angered me. It was only that he was so ignorant, that he knew nothing of the gypsy summer, nothing of the loss I was fighting to endure, of skylarks and splashes and petal-bearing breezes, he had not seen Leper's snails or the Charter of the Super Suicide Society; he shared nothing, knew nothing, felt nothing as Phineas had done. 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 George W. Bush:
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. [George W. Bush brandishes a golf club]
George W. Bush:
Now, watch this drive.
 

Stephen Colbert  - Quotes

 President Bush, have a hot dog with me. 

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Denis Leary  - Quotes

 White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it. 

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Real Time with Bill Maher  - Quotes

 Bill Maher:
New Rule: Stop whining about the French. It takes a lot of guts to stand up to the Bush administration and that's more than I can say about the Democrats!
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. 

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Real Time with Bill Maher  - Quotes

 Bill Maher:
If I just sit here every Friday night and spout Bush administration talking points, that's not information or entertainment, it's Fox News!
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 I reads every chance I can gets. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 It will take time to restore chaos 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 
[President George W. Bush is a news conference]
George W. Bush:
[Regarding the capture of Osama bin Laden] I just don't spend that much time on it, to be honest.
Narrator:
'Don't spend that much time on it?' Just what kind of President was he? [Cut to the Oval Office, where Bush is being interviewed]
George W. Bush:
I'm a war President!
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Recognizing and confronting our history is important. Transcending our history is essential. We are not limited by what we have done, or what we have left undone. We are limited only by what we are willing to do. 

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Helen Thomas  - Quotes

 George W. Bush is the worst President

in all of American history.
 

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Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 Michael Moore:
Meet John Ashcroft. In 2000, he was running for re-election as Senator from Missouri against a man who died the month before the election. The voters preferred the dead guy, so George W. Bush made him his Attorney General. He was sworn in on a stack of Bibles, 'cause when you can't beat a dead guy, you need all the help you can get.
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 There is a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'

- Boston, Mass., Oct. 3, 2000
 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Teach a child to read and he/she will pass a literary test. 

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George W. Bush  - Quotes

 Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that. 

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Last Party 2000  - Quotes

 Reporter:
George W. Bush and Al Gore are still running neck and neck.
 

George W. Bush  - Quotes

 My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. 

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George W Bush  - Quotes

 See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. 

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Al Franken  - Quotes

 When the president during the campaign

said he was against nation building,

I didn't realize he meant our nation.
 

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Terry Jones  - Quotes

 What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is 'Terrorism' going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender. 

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Edward R Murrow  - Quotes

 We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. 

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Nolan Bushnell  - Quotes

 Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference. 

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John Podesta  - Quotes

 Senator Kerry carries shrapnel in his thigh, as distinct from President Bush, who carries two fillings in his teeth from his service in the Alabama National Guard, which seems to be his only time that he showed up. 

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William Safire  - Quotes

 In lieu of those checks and balances central to our legal system,

non-citizens face an executive that is now investigator, prosecutor,

judge, jury and jailer or executioner. In an Orwellian twist, Bush's

order calls this Soviet-style abomination 'a full and fair trial.
 

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Scott McClellan  - Quotes

 Despite what some people have said, President Bush did not want black people to die in New Orleans. However, he did hope they would not relocate to any areas of Texas that he likes to frequent. 

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