Lewis Carroll  - Quotes

 Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'



I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!
 

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Robert Orben  - Quotes

 Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes mad, drowns his girlfriend, and in his remorse, forces spoiled breakfast on all whom he meets. 

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A.A. Milne  - Quotes

 When you wake up in the morning, Pooh, 

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Christopher Moore  - Quotes

 I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. 

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